First! Oh crap, I thought this was Scrappleface.

They're doing "first" at Scrappleface? That's so lame.

The problem with guns and children is the concern that children may shoot themselves or others. I say this is wrong.
The real problem is that dumb kids might shoot smart kids instead of the other way around. This violates Darwinism. It should be ok for smart, healthy kids to shoot the dumb ones. This elliminates school over crowding.

the sleave holster works if is mechanical and make of aluminium. but you have to use a Darringer, 410 45 over under for kill power or 22 long for more shots

Frank J.,

I have to admit, this is pretty funny.

duhh...guns dont kill people, ammo kills people. So make sure to tell your readers to keep ammo in every room, only tell the "smart kids" where the ammo is, and please get started on designing a cool "ammo holster"!

Don't shoot Spiderman! He's not a bad guy. Really, no matter what JJJ says. Aquaman's not a bad guy either, but you can shoot him, 'cause it would be funny.

Did you see the movie Spiderman? At the very end when Harry Osborn sees Spiderman drop off his dead father, POW! He pulls opens a drawer and has a gun in right in hand with hardly a thought. That's what your home should be like; always a gun in arms length, because you never known when you might get attacked by Spiderman, who could be as bad as J. Jonah Jameson says.

Frank J:

Just playing devil's advocate here, Spiderman may not be the best example to use in this situation. Wasn't Spiderman set in NYC? If so, the people suffer under a draconian anti-gun law called the Sullivan Act, and since Harry Jr. was rich and probably conservative, he would have been denied any special licensing to own a gun...Therefore, had Harry Jr. popped a cap in spiderboy, he'd be in jail, Spidey would be rotting in the ground, while Aunt May wastes away in an old folks home. Mary Jane would have to continue her job as a waitress to support Aunt May, occasionally selling herself for a hit of crack and some heroine...

Actually, it's not all that difficult to gunproof children. When my children were very small I kept the shootin' irons up high. By the time they were big enough to reach them by standing on stuff they were well enough educated in what a shootin' iron is for that they were no danger to themselves or others. Now, of course, they ARE a danger to others...if those 'others' threaten them or my grandkids.

I think what is really needed instead of a wallet gun is a change in currency for our own safety.

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Closet? I have a 12 guage in the living room. Winchseter Defender, 8 shots pelletiferous lovin'.

Next week I'll end this series with a discussion of gun care.

Noooooooooooooo. You can't end this series without educating us on "good kill'n lines". I've learned so much, but I'd look real stupid shooting invading ninjas and not knowing what to say.

I don't know. This kids and guns thing makes me uncomfortable. I'm old, and I shouldn't be allowed near a gun. The temptation to misuse them is awful.

Then again, I 'spose I don't much like kids either so...

You can get "wallet holsters" for pos .25ACPs. For what its worth.

Even this ultra-high level of preparedness wouldn't work for me, I'm afraid. Yup, it'll be the day I decide to make a quick run to the supermarket for charcoal lighter in my gym shorts, sans pistol or knife, that some crazy psychopath-mugger-terrorist bastard decides to target me. It's a given. What I really need is a talking gun with artificial intelligence. "Hey, stupid! You forget SOMETHING! Don't forget to LOAD me, too, you dolt!" It would probably help if it could aim itself, too.

There are wallet holsters, but the guns they contain are very small. (Hell--there are tiny little guns that fit into belt buckles and snap out when you need 'em. But good luck aiming 'em.)

For warm weather, there are those wide elastic straps that fit under loose T-shirts. But they're hot. Better use a "photographer's vest" that's really a shooting vest.

I like fanny packs. But, of course, every cop knows what's inside 'em.

For guys, an inside the waistband holster may be best--though then you have to buy your pants a little large.

I just carry my gun in a gun purse.

If you wish to keep your kids safe, the best way to do so is to wrap them in kevlar, 24-7, until they turn 18. Do it For The Children™.

I stay up all night when my family is home and sleep when they're at school and work.
Vigilance or uselessness?
I dunno.
I dont get out much, but I dont carry a gun.
My temper is too short and there are too many commies breathin' my air.
When I do go out I keep my Kabar handy.
It ensures plenty elbow room at the Denny's counter (cuts my steak 'n' eggs real good too).
:}

BRING ME ANOTHER COMMIE!
THE FIRE'S GETTIN' LOW!!

I was my parents' first child. When I was born, my father laid down the law: "This is my house, and I am not going to change my ways just because he's here, now. He is going to live by my rules. That means that he will learn to keep his hands off my things."

I did, too. I had the whole program down just about before I could talk. From his guitars to his guns, all the expensive/delicate/dangerous stuff was safe from my curiosity because Dad was always more dangerous than anything if I didn't attend the rules.

The Ol' Man did a good job.

I have a shotgun in my closet, can't keep it loaded anymore though, the kids thing. Luckily with a shotgun they'd have a hard time shooting themselves, could shoot each other though.

Also please inform people if they are going to shoot an intruder with their closet shotgun, let them step away from the door or window first. The huge blast to the chest might propel them back out of the door or window and then you'd have to trust those weenies in the CSI unit to determine they were inside the house at the time you blasted them.

Best bet, say something like "I have a 12 guage shotgun pointed at your chest, if you step away from the window I won't shoot you." Then you're assured they won't end up outside.

For advice on keeping guns when you have kids that you don't consider expendable, check in with Kim du Toit. That is all.

A shotgun in the closet? I hardly think thats enough. I have two loaded AK-74's, a AR-15, a SPAZ 12 (Which is a shotgun...) and 3 1911's. In my closet alone. You should see my gun room...

Hehe i like this guy :D

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