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August 28, 2003
The Enemy is Relentless
White Glenn used the celebration of another year of evil to attack the fearless leader of the Blogger Alliance (though ordering the Third Season of the Simpson through the banner on my sidebar is a good idea). We cannot stand for this. Alliance members orders of attack are here. Plus, Blackfive is set up to start recording each Alliance member's specialty. Plus, check out the headquarters for more on White Glenn evil, a history of the blog war, and a photo of the Axis of Naughty at their meeting. And keep chanting our new meaningless protest slogan:
19 Responses To "The Enemy is Relentless"
So he's also a puppy fryer? #1 - Posted by: Tom on August 28, 2003 10:47 AMCome on...You can do better than the stupid fryer. #2 - Posted by: Pam on August 28, 2003 11:02 AMMe like fried puppy pic! #3 - Posted by: Ryan on August 28, 2003 11:14 AMRyan, You are retarded!! THE WHITE GLENN SHALL RULE FOREVER!!!! #4 - Posted by: Pam on August 28, 2003 11:18 AMI must join with Frank. Useta know a Glenn Reynolds in upstate New York way back when...It was cats and firecrackers back then... #6 - Posted by: JSAllison on August 28, 2003 11:46 AMI suppose if I got anything resembling news or actual humor from your site, I'd probably join your little war, but I mostly find you and the folks who comment here annoying...great, now I've annoyed myself. Curse you Ethel!!! #7 - Posted by: Timmer on August 28, 2003 03:01 PMThat's a great slogan. #8 - Posted by: Ross on August 28, 2003 04:10 PMI want a Frank J rug, they're so cool. #9 - Posted by: curtis kreutzberg on August 28, 2003 05:57 PMSo I want to know what kind of oil he's using to deep-fry the puppies. Maybe White Glenn will get cholesterol poisioning! Possibly we could tip off the lawyers with the class action suit against McD's to go after White Glenn for causing kids to get fat? The world wonders ... ZB #10 - Posted by: ZB on August 28, 2003 10:05 PMObviously an insider snapped this picture at Glenndonalds, where he and all his minions eat. Glenn Lied....
(comming to a pet store near you) #12 - Posted by: Turk182 on August 28, 2003 10:47 PMBAH!
"Glenn lied, puppies fried" Yeah, and I'm sure he stole the oil he's frying them in from some third world country. no blood for vegetable oil #14 - Posted by: twalsh on August 29, 2003 02:58 PMThe only thing mistake Glenn made was with the "Frank J rug" is that Frank's face is on the wrong end of the monkey. And fried puppies can't be any worse than a chickens nuggets. #15 - Posted by: Weasel-Boy on August 29, 2003 03:22 PMmm, fried puppies sound good. Ethel, you forget there is a contingent of Axis-ers that hate puppies with the same passion as we hate monkeys. Puppies are pretty much just a dumb version of monkeys that walk on all fours, anyway. Mmm, fried puppy. Let a thousand puppies blend, Tim, VMI-Axis of Naughty #16 - Posted by: Tim the Vice-Information Minister (Axis of Naughty) on August 29, 2003 04:34 PMI'm gonna die laughin!! #17 - Posted by: ash r on August 31, 2003 03:47 PMThe ravenous maw of the blenders and friers must be fed! It's not online, but this story was on all the local news last night. Verbatim from the Denver Pot: Northglenn - Nineteen puppies were stolen from a Northglenn pet store during a break-in early Sunday, police Sgt Jim May said in a prepared statement. Police think thieves forced their way through a back door into the Puppies N Stuff store at 1400 W. 104th Ave. between 4 and 6 a.m. Sunday. The stolen puppies are worth more than $7,500, May said. Eight miniature pinschers, three poodles, two pugs, two cocker spaniels, two chihuahuas, a Pomeranian, and a papillon were taken. The dateline is just a little too coincidental, and the "prepared statement" is clear evidence of at least a cozy relationship, more likely an ongoing conspiracy, between law enforcement and the Enemy. #18 - Posted by: MTGlass on September 1, 2003 10:11 AMHmmmm... #19 - Posted by: ThegunsofNevada on September 2, 2003 08:32 PMPost a comment
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