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August 28, 2003
Kitten's Revenge
Posted by Frank J. at 09:14 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (172)

You remember the previous caption contest where a kitten was held up at gunpoint? Well this time he's back, and he's mad.

Come up with the best caption and you win a prize! What prize, you ask? I dunno yet. It will be a surprise for us both!

Rating: 3.3/5 (4 votes cast)

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172 Responses To "Kitten's Revenge"

"That's the guy that ate the puppies next door. Will he eat kittens, too? I can't take the chance..."

#1 - Posted by: Big Dog on August 28, 2003 09:18 PM

"I wonder what a White Glenn Shake tastes like?"

#2 - Posted by: ZB on August 28, 2003 09:29 PM

"Smile you son of a bitch--smile!"

#3 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on August 28, 2003 09:34 PM

Three blind mice... POW
Four blind mice.

#4 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 28, 2003 09:43 PM

Finally the shooter on the grassy knoll reveals himself - and he has a thing for puppy shakes.

Coincidence? I think not.

#5 - Posted by: Jeff on August 28, 2003 09:52 PM

First, he came for the puppies,
and I did not speak out,
for I was not a puppy.

Then, he came for the hobos,
and I did not speak out,
for I abhor hobo-ness.

Then, he came for the capitalists,
and I did not speak out,
for I had no capital.

Then, he came for me.
Good thing I hit the rifle range while he was rounding up everyone else.

#6 - Posted by: Tom on August 28, 2003 09:54 PM

"Crap on my lawn...I don't think so".

#7 - Posted by: BAM on August 28, 2003 09:55 PM

No caption, but Frank, I need permission to post that picture on my blog. That's hysterical!

#8 - Posted by: Kevin Baker on August 28, 2003 09:59 PM

"C'mon Acidman, pump it up just a little more."

#9 - Posted by: Dawn on August 28, 2003 10:11 PM

Here, Spike! HEEERRREEE Spikey, Spikey! Poor defenseless little kitten here, just waiting for you to chase me again . . .

#10 - Posted by: VR on August 28, 2003 10:26 PM

Grandma and Tweety sitting by the tree..
D -- Y -- I -- N -- G....

Uncle Sylvester is gonna be so proud..

#11 - Posted by: Larry on August 28, 2003 10:39 PM

"freakin' Kennedys"

#12 - Posted by: Uncle Arthur on August 28, 2003 10:51 PM

The Cutest Feminazi in the world!.

Here, doggie, doggie, doggie.

Even Kittens hate hippies.

Everytime you vote democrat God kills a kitten, And I just can't let that happen.

#13 - Posted by: Rob W. on August 28, 2003 11:01 PM

Screw that stalking bullshit... THIS is the way to hunt birds.

#14 - Posted by: Kim du Toit on August 28, 2003 11:03 PM

- Relax..... purrrrrrrr..... squeeze......

- Say hello to my little friend!

- The infamous international assassin, known only as "El Gato," strikes again.

#15 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on August 28, 2003 11:27 PM

What will White Glenn do after he's consumed all the puppies? He'll sure come for us adorable kittens... I just can't let that happen!

#16 - Posted by: Alex on August 28, 2003 11:29 PM

"Keifer Sutherland?! I'll show them the real star of this movie!"

#17 - Posted by: Ryan on August 28, 2003 11:34 PM

"so mom thinks I should just shit in his shoes; to hell with that I'm taking the asshole OUT!"

#18 - Posted by: Jamie on August 29, 2003 12:00 AM

"Hang in there kitty..."

#19 - Posted by: Lee on August 29, 2003 12:36 AM

Although the defense attornies would attribute the shootings to the neglect, ridicule, and shame of being the runt of the litter (as well as easy access to firearms); the corpse-cold truth was that Ashes just brutally hated pigeons.


Damn you... *slik-shlock!* Damn you all...

#20 - Posted by: Ryan on August 29, 2003 12:51 AM

straight up kitty cat G bout to bust some caps in the doghizzouse

#21 - Posted by: Joey D on August 29, 2003 01:08 AM

I got a Cycle for you right here

#22 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on August 29, 2003 01:16 AM

August 24, 2003:

Redneck's Ruse™: Recall the Warren Commission!
It seems someone has discovered the identity of the second sniper in the Kennedy assassination.

Posted by Tiger at 08:57 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

#23 - Posted by: Tiger on August 29, 2003 01:23 AM

Pigeon, meet my English.

#24 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on August 29, 2003 01:30 AM

The InstaKitty takes aim at Frank in an effort to prolong puppy blending.

#25 - Posted by: Sophorist on August 29, 2003 01:49 AM

Serenity has let loose the kittens of war...

#26 - Posted by: hairofthedawg on August 29, 2003 02:49 AM

You see in this world there are two kinds of people. Those with loaded guns, and those who blend puppies. You blend.

#27 - Posted by: ts on August 29, 2003 03:23 AM

You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you puppy blender!

#28 - Posted by: melvin toast on August 29, 2003 03:26 AM

"Come on, dammit, hold still..."

#29 - Posted by: david on August 29, 2003 04:30 AM

"Wanna know who really shot JFK?"

#30 - Posted by: on August 29, 2003 04:45 AM

"What's that fool doing down there on that grassy knoll?"

#31 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on August 29, 2003 08:56 AM

Bush's newest weapon in the war on Terror!

#32 - Posted by: Jim S on August 29, 2003 09:02 AM

- "HAHA Now Ive got my OWN laser pointer! "

#33 - Posted by: Jason on August 29, 2003 09:11 AM

"You're finally going to be out, damned Spot...."

#34 - Posted by: Les on August 29, 2003 09:21 AM

"Hey! I'm on the table again! Where's your water bottle now?"

"Fixed? FIXED?! I'll show you fixed!"

#35 - Posted by: Mike on August 29, 2003 09:32 AM

The plan was all going so well, until she got the uncontrollable urge to chase the laser sight.

#36 - Posted by: Hermetic on August 29, 2003 09:37 AM

"There's that little wanker."

"Patience my fuzzy butt, I'm going to kill something."

"Forget my Fancy Feast™ will you?"


#37 - Posted by: aelfheld on August 29, 2003 09:44 AM

"Get the red dot, Helen!"

#38 - Posted by: aelfheld on August 29, 2003 09:49 AM

Bush lied people died, Bush lied people died. I've got something for your Bush lied, people died ass!

#39 - Posted by: Black Oak on August 29, 2003 10:27 AM

You'll never sling catnip on my corner again, biatch.

#40 - Posted by: Collins on August 29, 2003 10:49 AM

I got yer hairball right here, fumblenuts!

#41 - Posted by: elmobowhunter on August 29, 2003 10:59 AM

OK pal - let's see if YOU land on YOUR feet everytime.

#42 - Posted by: elmobowhunter on August 29, 2003 11:09 AM

BRING THE COMMIES BEFORE ME THAT I MIGHT SLAY THEM!!

#43 - Posted by: Flyondwall on August 29, 2003 11:11 AM

"So, you think there's more than one way to skin a cat, huh?!?!"

#44 - Posted by: Scott on August 29, 2003 11:13 AM

Post a picture of me at gun point will you....

#45 - Posted by: Ron Davis on August 29, 2003 11:20 AM

To the tune of the Meow Mix commercial:

Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow,
Meow meow meow meow kill meow meow meow.

#46 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 29, 2003 11:28 AM

"Cat-Burglar, my ass !!!"

#47 - Posted by: Sprout on August 29, 2003 12:05 PM

"Get the blender ready, Instadaddy"

#48 - Posted by: Ron on August 29, 2003 01:01 PM

What happens when PETA protects mice.

#49 - Posted by: Zechariah on August 29, 2003 01:32 PM

(I think "Hair of the Dawg's" caption is the best one...aheh.)

#50 - Posted by: serenity on August 29, 2003 01:40 PM

I will NOT act in that Blue Star Ointment commercial! And I will NOT go to the vet.

hln

#51 - Posted by: hln on August 29, 2003 01:49 PM

"Guns dont kill people, Kittens do"

#52 - Posted by: Jason on August 29, 2003 02:09 PM

Giant mouse, baby kangaroo; it matters not...

#53 - Posted by: ken n. on August 29, 2003 02:10 PM

Spotted....

Double Secret robotronic weapon of IMAO's protesting hippie eradication team. Codename "The Kittenator"

#54 - Posted by: Dale on August 29, 2003 02:14 PM

I'm fixin' to put the "ow!" in "meow!", baby.

#55 - Posted by: LittleA on August 29, 2003 02:26 PM

Ronald McDonald ground up my mother and cooked her into a quarter pounder with cheese. Now I'm gonna send that meatclown back to HELL!

I must do as my master in Hell says and kill senator Feinstein!

I guess it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first (Postal Dude from Postal 2)

The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine! (Another one from the Postal Dude from Postal 2. Damn good video game!)

He does not know how to wipe, and the stench is killing me! I can't take it anymore!

DO AS WILLARD SCOTT SAYS AND CLEANSE THE EARTH!

#56 - Posted by: soupfreak on August 29, 2003 02:38 PM

"I can't believe I actually convinced that Commie, Lenin lovin' bastard Oswald to be my Patsy."

#57 - Posted by: twalsh on August 29, 2003 02:54 PM

The housebroken kitten obeys all game laws and respects his bag limit. Teach your cat the proper methods of caring for its guns and keeping its ammunition safely stored.

#58 - Posted by: Taro on August 29, 2003 02:55 PM

The gun without a shadow.

#59 - Posted by: on August 29, 2003 03:35 PM

When city cats join gangs

#60 - Posted by: on August 29, 2003 03:38 PM

Knock up my Mom and leave will ya!

#61 - Posted by: Scott on August 29, 2003 04:31 PM

Three AM every night and it's ARF, ARF, ARF!

I gots your arf right here, nut-licker!

#62 - Posted by: CPT. Charles on August 29, 2003 04:43 PM

and this one's for laughing at my belt buckle...

#63 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on August 29, 2003 05:04 PM

Lee Harvey Oswald My Ass!,
Gice credit wehre credit is due.

#64 - Posted by: Allyn on August 29, 2003 06:08 PM

Lee Harvey Oswald My Ass!,
Gice credit wehre credit is due.

#65 - Posted by: on August 29, 2003 06:08 PM

Surender Glenn or my kitty will End you!

#66 - Posted by: Seth on August 29, 2003 07:21 PM

"What's that, honey? You can love me in spite of my hideous blue, star-shaped birth mark? TOO LATE!!"

#67 - Posted by: Blogless John on August 29, 2003 08:34 PM

And THIS is why Buck the Marine isn't allowed to have any pets...

#68 - Posted by: Robert on August 29, 2003 08:43 PM

From "Dirty Kitty":

"You've always heard that cats can't shoot. If you're real lucky, that's true. So you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?>"

#69 - Posted by: Ernie G on August 29, 2003 08:46 PM

"If you aren't already convinced that society has gone downhill... consider this your wakeup call."

#70 - Posted by: Crackpot Conservative on August 29, 2003 09:26 PM

Princess was clearly "mal-adjusted" to her new surroundings, just as her "pet psychic" had feared. Princess wasn't willing to let that information get out.

#71 - Posted by: Intellectual Diarrhea on August 29, 2003 09:37 PM

You'd have to own a kitten and know how they act to understand the humor of this.....bravo.

#72 - Posted by: Paul on August 29, 2003 09:50 PM

"I'll teach that damn starling to dive-bomb me!"

#73 - Posted by: Susie on August 29, 2003 10:26 PM

So... house cats can't hunt, eh???

#74 - Posted by: Chris on August 29, 2003 10:44 PM

In a desparate attempt to win a Nuke the Moon t-shirt, our brave, Right-wing, feline-American takes aim at some monkeys lurking just outside his window.....

#75 - Posted by: Adriane on August 30, 2003 01:08 AM

-- What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these kittens would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.

-- One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

-- To a cop the explanation's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you find a body and you think his kitten did it, you're gonna find out you're right.

-- Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm the cat shot some guys. Ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom.

(can you tell I just watched "The Usual Suspects" - again?)

#76 - Posted by: iJeff on August 30, 2003 02:49 AM

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/pigeons.htm

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
-- Tom Lehrer "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

What can I say? I got tired of poisoning pigeons in the park. Either way watching their death throws is such a lark. :)

#77 - Posted by: David on August 30, 2003 04:23 AM

Come on out of the White House, Chomps...

--or--

Just stay right there in that phone booth, White Glenn...

(yeah, I was one of the three who saw that movie...)

#78 - Posted by: Quibbler on August 30, 2003 07:19 AM

This is what George Bush and the NRA want for your kitten. Stop them. Vote Democrat before it's too late.

#79 - Posted by: Vigilius Yaliensis on August 30, 2003 09:54 AM

LMAO!

Joey D's "straight up kitty cat G bout to bust some caps in the doghizzouse" is my fave.

#80 - Posted by: Donna on August 30, 2003 11:26 AM

Quibbler,
Actually, my first instinct was to make a Phonebooth joke.

#81 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 30, 2003 01:54 PM

'You die now, Commie dog!'

#82 - Posted by: Tex on August 30, 2003 02:24 PM

"Must...get...the yarn ball..."

"Look at all the pretty little children"


"What's my cover?" I ask. "You'll be wearing this costume," the boss says. "You've got to be kidding. I don't know anything about being a kitten!" I says. "Damn it, you're a CIA agent and you will adapt and do your duty," he says.

#83 - Posted by: LibertyBob on August 30, 2003 02:56 PM

NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#84 - Posted by: MonkeyPants on August 30, 2003 03:06 PM

Mayor Bloomberg signs one leash law too many.

#85 - Posted by: James Versluys on August 30, 2003 03:46 PM

Lieutenant Exley was already a jaded man. His father had been gunned down by a purse snatcher as a young child. His commanding officer had metamorphosed into a cynical personification of corruption. He had forgotten why he had become a cop.

Still, not even he could have guessed the true identity of Rollo Tomassi . . .

#86 - Posted by: WAL on August 30, 2003 04:53 PM

"Must be the Kitten Chow"

#87 - Posted by: J. Dewey on August 30, 2003 04:55 PM

"Honey, do you still have the receipt for the catnip you bought the other day?"

#88 - Posted by: J. Dewey on August 30, 2003 05:03 PM

"That's right little doggie...lick your nuts goodbye."

#89 - Posted by: J. Dewey on August 30, 2003 05:11 PM

"DeGualle had the Jackel. Well Chirac, you have the Kitten. Muwahahah"

#90 - Posted by: tomryhmer on August 30, 2003 06:14 PM

Be veeeewy quiet....I'm hunting wabbits..

#91 - Posted by: Paul on August 30, 2003 06:28 PM

As soon as the P.E.T.A. nutritionists step outside, there's gonna be payback for the Tofu MeowMix...

#92 - Posted by: Beth Reasoner on August 30, 2003 07:40 PM

So many good ones, but Chris' "So, house cats can't hunt, eh?" made me laugh the loudest (so far)!

#93 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on August 30, 2003 09:59 PM

Fix ME will you?

#94 - Posted by: Mo on August 30, 2003 11:05 PM

FROM MY COLD DEAD PAWS...

#95 - Posted by: REESE on August 30, 2003 11:11 PM

They'd done real good at erasing my life. My family was long gone, my friends wouldn't recognize this new face even if I could talk to them. Their training, their damned training...

All leading up to this. A windowsill, a moment to watch and wait. One person to remove, and the whole filthy scheme would topple like a house of cards.

For this I'd lost my face, my life. For this one moment. After this was done, I'd be empty. For now, I was a monster. The only difference between the two was three pounds of pull and the pause between two breaths, two heartbeats, two blinks.

#96 - Posted by: Mo on August 30, 2003 11:33 PM

Get some... Get some...

#97 - Posted by: Vlad on August 31, 2003 03:47 AM

DIE MASTURBATORS, DIE!

#98 - Posted by: fourtyounces_andamule on August 31, 2003 04:07 AM

"I have you now, Mr. Girls Gone Wild. You will pay for providing mankind with the movtive to willingly engage in the slaughter of my kin."

#99 - Posted by: David on August 31, 2003 06:03 AM


Le Femme LeKitty

#100 - Posted by: Mike Kelly on August 31, 2003 10:22 AM

I...will...not...share...my...catbox. Say goodnight Tabby.

#101 - Posted by: M-Rex on August 31, 2003 12:23 PM

stupid birds they're everywhere

#102 - Posted by: Matt on August 31, 2003 02:27 PM

"Ninjas...tip-toeing through my tulips!"
*KAPOW*

#103 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on August 31, 2003 02:34 PM

Go ahead dog-Run! you'll only die tired!

#104 - Posted by: Old Fat Sailor on August 31, 2003 04:13 PM

got sniperkitty?

#105 - Posted by: David on August 31, 2003 05:30 PM

"OK, Chiraq, it's time for DAY OF THE JACKAL 2: THE JACKAL WINS!"

#106 - Posted by: Ernest Brown on August 31, 2003 07:41 PM

...This is for "poining" a Beretta at my leader, you monkey...

#107 - Posted by: Ranald on August 31, 2003 09:22 PM

With apologies to Jimmy Cagney: “TOP OF THE WORLD MA!”

#108 - Posted by: Mad Prussian on September 1, 2003 12:12 AM

Melinda Hawkish-

"Ohhh, how sweet, Buck! I didn't know you had a kitty..."

#109 - Posted by: Rick on September 1, 2003 01:24 AM

HA! You've eaten from my moist tin for the LAST time, mother of Al Gore!

#110 - Posted by: George S. on September 1, 2003 03:21 PM

Geeez! Anyone can tell that that's Kim du Toit's cat and he's saying

"Goddammit Kim! It's Mayor Daley and I got the fucker in my sights. Can I off him?"

#111 - Posted by: Denny Wilson on September 1, 2003 06:20 PM

LOL at Denny's, and also "So, house cats can't hunt, eh?"

#112 - Posted by: Susie on September 1, 2003 08:37 PM

hand over the catnip, or i WILL claw your ass!

#113 - Posted by: tabatha on September 1, 2003 08:58 PM

"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "

(--Siamese L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction)

#114 - Posted by: Pogue on September 2, 2003 09:00 AM

Can't...hold...rifle...properly! Can't...pull...trigger! Damn you, lack of opposable thumbs!

OR

Double-sided tape on the paws. Yeah...that was funny. REEEEEEAL funny. Who's laughing now, boyo?! Who's laughing now?!!!!

#115 - Posted by: Jared on September 2, 2003 12:27 PM

"Noone ever suspects the Kitten!"

#116 - Posted by: Duncan on September 2, 2003 04:05 PM

"Noone ever suspects the kitten!"

#117 - Posted by: Duncan on September 2, 2003 04:05 PM

"Noone ever suspects the kitten!"

#118 - Posted by: Duncan on September 2, 2003 04:06 PM

get some....get some....

#119 - Posted by: on September 2, 2003 04:44 PM

Kitty enjoys his view of the UT campus.

#120 - Posted by: Kirk on September 3, 2003 01:04 PM

Now where's my partner on the grassy knoll?

#121 - Posted by: John on September 4, 2003 02:39 PM

If they move - they're Hamas

If they stand still - they're well disciplined Hamas!

#122 - Posted by: Alex on September 4, 2003 03:29 PM

"Reincarnation sucks. Go ask Oswald."

/wicked witch ON/ "I'll get you, my pretty! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!" /wicked witch OFF/

#123 - Posted by: David Paglia on September 6, 2003 09:55 AM

"every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten"
...the kittens fight back
http://clichekitty.clicheblog.com

#124 - Posted by: anon on September 6, 2003 03:53 PM

Bonsai kitty? How about Banzai kitty, mother-fucker!"

#125 - Posted by: jdhays on September 7, 2003 01:09 PM

Wanna know the real reason he's up there? Cat Prin. http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/

#126 - Posted by: David Paglia on September 7, 2003 05:56 PM

Drink well Teddy- it'll be your last.

#127 - Posted by: Suckamouf37 on September 9, 2003 02:22 PM

That's the last unborn kitten you abort, you son-of-a-bitch vet!!!

#128 - Posted by: Bilbus on September 11, 2003 08:21 PM

special agent pu cee fourth batalion 3 division!! takin out AL QUE DA!!! c'mon osama!! im here!!

#129 - Posted by: Andre on September 18, 2003 04:20 PM

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

#130 - Posted by: F@TE on September 23, 2003 06:07 PM

"Could you put up more of a fight next time? I'm getting bored."

or

"Did you see that coming? 'Cause I sure as hell did!"

or

"Don't move around so much--it spoils my aim."

or

"Gee . . . what a surprise. It was loaded after all!"

or

"And that wasn't even a full can of whoop-ass!"

or

"Now play dead. Good doggie."

or

"You go down faster than a drunken prom date."

#131 - Posted by: Grissom on September 23, 2003 06:36 PM

Michael Moore directs "Bowling for Columbine II" to prove just how easy it is to own a gun in America.

#132 - Posted by: KDANTEATER on October 12, 2003 12:49 AM

Someone has been playing too much CS....

#133 - Posted by: Chris A. on October 21, 2003 03:34 PM

And here you thought ninja's were responsible for mysterious deaths.... HAH.

#134 - Posted by: Chris A. on October 21, 2003 03:43 PM

"Dogs world my ass"

#135 - Posted by: Jess on November 3, 2003 08:57 PM

Kill the dogs.Die doggy die!!! WAIT...Don't kill the dog kill the kitten u yellow-belly!!!

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have a nice day
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#143 - Posted by: Ferienwohnung on January 23, 2004 04:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH, the ultimate in gun violence. A Weatherby loaded with blanks and here comes Dick Cheney.

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#147 - Posted by: Lickity Slit Lesbians on May 27, 2004 06:19 PM

Finally we find a weapon of mouse destruction

#149 - Posted by: Brian on January 5, 2005 08:51 PM

Die Gas Pumper!

#150 - Posted by: Statesman on January 5, 2005 09:16 PM

WTF, spam in the comments now? Damn spammers!!!

"At whit's end, Garfield decides to put John out of his misery from a boring, pointless, and loveless existance."

Oh, and after that picture I think you should name the kitten Kim, a name that certainly doesn't imply lack of masculinity (to anyone who had read Mr. Du Toit of course).

#151 - Posted by: Red Mist on January 5, 2005 09:30 PM

***Today Aquaman's dead body was found lying in the middle of a busy street no one was on at the time. Police suspect the Rumsfield Strangler using a new MO...a bullet between the eyes from a small caliber rifle tiny enough to be held by someone the size of a kitten!***

#152 - Posted by: RepeatOffender on January 5, 2005 10:03 PM

In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated kitten and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing.

#153 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 5, 2005 10:17 PM

AIM SMALL, Miss Small...... Breath, Squeeze, release! GOTCHA

#154 - Posted by: lawguy on January 5, 2005 10:23 PM

After this, Frank will have no choice but to call me Oswald... Hope he doesn't befriend another stray and name it Ruby

#155 - Posted by: AJ on January 5, 2005 11:11 PM

MUAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ERAILE means Killer in the basque language

#156 - Posted by: Alexander Ekimov on January 6, 2005 06:56 AM

And the kitten shall be named:

Monkeybane!

#157 - Posted by: Parker on January 6, 2005 08:24 AM

Where is that Vet? Let’s see if he sticks his finger up my ass again!

#158 - Posted by: Sully on January 6, 2005 10:47 AM

Where is that Vet? Let’s see if he sticks his finger up my ass again!

#159 - Posted by: Sully on January 6, 2005 10:48 AM

No one knows how the nefarious cat-juggling ring was finally defeated and killed, but the contents of the message left behind did cause one to think.

"Juggle this, bastards!"

#160 - Posted by: Kalthalior on January 6, 2005 11:06 AM

Suddenly, and without warning, the Dog and CAt wars escalated dramatically.

or.

Let's see. Pointy hat means hate filled lefty.

or.


We observe the assasin kitty in its native habitat. No one has ever witnessed one before. See how it plays with its fluffy star. What a cute little kitty, what a.. no. no . Oh GOD NOOOOO!!

#161 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on January 6, 2005 11:20 AM

Cat was getting tired of listening to Frank bitch about the comment spam, so she decided to do something about it herself:

"Damn, why do us women always have to do the work? It's like they f*%k up on purpose so we don't ask them to do anything else!"

#162 - Posted by: Tracey on January 6, 2005 12:46 PM

And you thought declawing me would keep me from causing too much trouble....

#163 - Posted by: Steve on January 6, 2005 12:50 PM

Eenie. Meenie. Miney. MEOW!!

#164 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on January 6, 2005 02:28 PM

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for killing and this one is for fun!"

#165 - Posted by: Faith+1 on January 6, 2005 04:50 PM

Here, here, Santa's Little Helper.

#166 - Posted by: Miggar on January 6, 2005 05:33 PM

Spam this!

#167 - Posted by: Murray on January 6, 2005 08:18 PM

**lovingly ripped off from a Christmas Story**

"Say goodnight Bart! And if you ever come back, you'll be pushing up daisies!"

#168 - Posted by: cheese on January 6, 2005 09:48 PM

A round target sight; a round Michael Moore. Coincidence? I don't think so.

#169 - Posted by: roark on January 7, 2005 05:38 PM

I loved your pic of the kitty assassin. I sent out to friends as missing FBI photo from JFK assassination!

#170 - Posted by: Gene on February 27, 2005 05:38 PM

PUT DOWN THE PLAYBOY!!!!

http://mgs5029.tripod.com/kittens.jpg

#172 - Posted by: Otis Wildflower on March 31, 2005 09:34 PM
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