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August 31, 2003
Poll Results
Posted by Frank J. at 11:42 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

BTW, plenty is happening at the Alliance Headquarters, including a way to watch our traffic overtake Instapundit.

It's time now to retire some of my rotating polls.

It's official, people hate monkeys.
What is your opinion of monkeys?
I hate monkeys. - 175 votes (82%)
I am a Communist. - 38 votes (18%)

I say the introduction of caseless round firearms could solve this problem... it could solve a number of these problems.
What is the biggest problem facing our nation?
Ninjas - 18 votes (7%)
Ammo is too expensive - 108 votes (40%)
Dearth of sexy dames who want go out with me - 72 votes (27%)
Too many squirrels - 72 votes (27%)

But my neighbor's dog is just a little chiuaua. I blame Whitey.
Who is to blame?
The Jews - 30 votes (13%)
Minorities - 36 votes (16%)
White people - 38 votes (17%)
My neighbor's dog - 123 votes (54%)

I thought this one was pretty obvious if Ironman had to wear his helmet.
Who would win in a pie eating contest between the Green Lantern and Ironman?
The Green Lantern - 86 votes (52%)
Ironman - 61 votes (37%)
It's a tie - 19 votes (11%)

I don't know how people were voting on this. I would have said Mothra, because what the hell could it do?
If you had to choose which monster would attack your city, which one would it be?
Godzilla - 55 votes (28%)
King Kong - 29 votes (15%)
Mothra - 33 votes (17%)
Michael Moore - 81 votes (41%)

Okay; I'm so f--king sorry for asking.
What is your opinion on swearing?
I don't give a f--k. - 85 votes (37%)
Only dumb f--ks swear. - 54 votes (23%)
Who the f--k are you to be asking this? - 92 votes (40%)

Wow, almost completely even split between all the answers, which adds up to 3 to 1 that the Dell interns should die.
What should be done to the Dell interns from the Dell commercials?
They should be executed by firing squad. - 58 votes (25%)
They should be thrown into a vat of boiling oil. - 55 votes (24%)
They should be drawn and quartered. - 58 votes (25%)
I like the amusing antics of the Dell interns. - 58 votes (25%)

Fine. Jesus kicks my ass.
What is your opinion of IMAO?
It's better than Jesus. - 30 votes (16%)
It's on par with Jesus. - 25 votes (13%)
I bet Jesus could write better satire. - 135 votes (71%)

Good. I'd rather be ruled by robots.
What do you think is the more likely future scenario?
Civilization is overthrown by robots (ala Terminator) - 105 votes (61%)
Civilization is overthrown by monkeys (ala Planet of the Apes) - 66 votes (39%)

Godbless the 28 people who said I'm the sexiest man alive... and you better have been women. I'm not a metrosexual.
What best describes Frank J.?
The sexiest man alive - 28 votes (13%)
The smartest man alive - 58 votes (28%)
Dumb as a mule and twice as ugly - 122 votes (59%)

How ironic.
How often do you vote in internet polls?
All the time. I love internet polls! - 52 votes (26%)
Occasionally, and only when the subject interests me. - 55 votes (28%)
I never vote in internet polls. - 93 votes (47%)

And here is the last poll I'm retiring today:

What do you have to say about Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit.com?
Damnable puppy blender! - 62 votes (25%)
He should link to IMAO more. - 32 votes (13%)
I stopped reading him after he got all "political". - 17 votes (7%)
Indeed. - 135 votes (55%)


I'll think up some more polls because I care about your opinions.

Rating: 2.5/5 (20 votes cast)

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