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August 31, 2003
Poll Results
BTW, plenty is happening at the Alliance Headquarters, including a way to watch our traffic overtake Instapundit. It's time now to retire some of my rotating polls. It's official, people hate monkeys. I say the introduction of caseless round firearms could solve this problem... it could solve a number of these problems. But my neighbor's dog is just a little chiuaua. I blame Whitey. I thought this one was pretty obvious if Ironman had to wear his helmet. I don't know how people were voting on this. I would have said Mothra, because what the hell could it do? Okay; I'm so f--king sorry for asking. Wow, almost completely even split between all the answers, which adds up to 3 to 1 that the Dell interns should die. Fine. Jesus kicks my ass. Good. I'd rather be ruled by robots. How ironic. And here is the last poll I'm retiring today: What do you have to say about Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit.com? Indeed. I'll think up some more polls because I care about your opinions. 20 Responses To "Poll Results"
Yay! We want more polls! IMAO is the funniest humor site on the Internet: I agree somewhat with that statement. I have been informed by my beautiful wife that I agree strongly with that statement (because she wants Frank J. to link to her more frequently). #2 - Posted by: Brian J. on August 31, 2003 03:14 PMI voted for Michael Moore attacking my city because it would give me a chance to get medieval on his big, fat, lying, hypocritical, money-grubbing, waste of O2, greasy, pimple-covered ASS. And I think those who voted for the Moore-on voted for the exact same reason. #3 - Posted by: Victor on August 31, 2003 04:37 PMYeah, Victor, I voted for the Moore-on for almost the same reason. I'm not sure if I could fit Godzilla's body in the bed of the truck, but I 'spect I might be able to cram ol' Moore-on's bleeding carcass in there for the ride to the taxidermist. #4 - Posted by: SwampWoman on August 31, 2003 11:57 PMWell I figured Moore would get tired after walking halfway down a street in my city at which point he would collapse and be eaten by the various critters that roam these parts. #5 - Posted by: IkkonoIshi on September 1, 2003 01:19 AMIndeed. So where do we go to vote in these poll things? #6 - Posted by: David on September 1, 2003 01:59 AMI think about half of the votes for you as the sexiest man alive were from me...the others were from Evil Glenn... #7 - Posted by: Susie on September 1, 2003 10:31 AMHey, FrankJ, you've shot up to a Higher Being in the ecosystem in the past few days! #7 as I write! Wussup wit dat? #8 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on September 1, 2003 11:35 PMWow, I'm a higher being! Watch out, Insta-evil! #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 2, 2003 06:29 AMThe world being overthrown by apes is more of a time macine scenario... Oh! what the heck! #10 - Posted by: Ash r on September 2, 2003 08:31 AMHi everybody.I just surfed on IN and found your really awesome site.It yields a lot of interesting content.Congratulations to this wonderful effort. Hold on.
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