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September 10, 2003
No More Free Ice Cream This Week
I was too busy last night and this morning to come up with a post, as I am leaving this afternoon to Idaho for my older brother, Joe foo' the Marine, is getting married to the lovely Denise on Saturday and I am the best man (that's right; I'm the best!). I have something already written for tomorrow (not humorous), and I hope to get online long enough to post it, but don't expect anything more until Monday. I'll try to make it up by having an extra big In My World™ when I get back (then again, I will probably be pretty tired when I get in on Sunday...). A great thing to do while I'm gone is read my archives if you haven't yet read every single thing I've written. I really would like to get together a list of my ten best posts (with not to many of them being IMW's) as something to point new visitors to my site to as a good sample of my humor, and I would appreciate suggestions of what those posts are. Try to find your favorites plus the best IMW's that don't require having read previous ones to be funny. You owe this to me because I've been giving you humor for free. Ahh... probably shouldn't threaten readers. As for Alliance members, try to come up with new plots against the evil one and we need to start thinking of what to write as a press release for our war. Be especially wary if he uses this time to attack me like he did when I was sick. I'll see y'all later. 66 Responses To "No More Free Ice Cream This Week"
Darn, Frank! Why don't you ask for something simple, like which of the Democratic candidates is the most awful or something? My favorites have got to be the In My World posts, especially those with Rumsfeld. Rarr! #1 - Posted by: aelfheld on September 10, 2003 10:24 AMP.S. - Congrats to your brother and the lovely Denise. #2 - Posted by: aelfheld on September 10, 2003 10:32 AMI'm sorry Frank but my favorite post was the one where you got all pissed off at the person who corrected your grammar. It was great seeing what you can do with the gloves off! Do it again Frank! Do it again! (just not at me, please.) #3 - Posted by: jonag on September 10, 2003 10:33 AMCongrats to your brother and his bride to be. Have a safe trip. #4 - Posted by: Jennifer on September 10, 2003 10:39 AMJennifer, you're silly. Remind me to update your links when I get back. #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 10, 2003 11:04 AMThe post that won my heart forever (Yes, forever! But not in a stalker sort of way, I think...)was your hate mail to Michael Moore...a classic! I never embarass my family; they're very proud of me. I'm more worried about Joe foo', but I'm sure he'll be fine. #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 10, 2003 11:31 AMThe only problem with being the Best Man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it. My favorite two posts are the political study of liberals and the In My World: Career Day. #9 - Posted by: Shockwave on September 10, 2003 03:10 PMhey, best Joe & Denise! May the be happy, wealthy and have tons of liberal babies to keep them happy for the rest of their long lives. #10 - Posted by: Joseph J. Finn on September 10, 2003 05:52 PMI think an Intro to Frank 101 package needs to include a little of everything--some Frank Answers, a little IMW, at least one brief history, etc. #11 - Posted by: Susie on September 10, 2003 08:26 PMFrank's gone! To coin a phrase, "Let's Troll!" I gotta post up about bin Laden being dead. #12 - Posted by: blaster on September 11, 2003 02:14 AMIMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell. #13 - Posted by: Paradox80 on September 11, 2003 11:56 AMIMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell. #14 - Posted by: Paradox80 on September 11, 2003 11:56 AMIMO, the best IMW was the Jesus one you posted a week or so ago. That shiat was funny as hell. #15 - Posted by: Paradox80 on September 11, 2003 11:56 AMyou can say that again! Gosh...I sure hope Frank remembers not to make any radical statement about his beliefs on tort reform during the toast... And I just reread Nuke the Moon...it HAS to go in the Top 10...it just has to. #17 - Posted by: Pam on September 11, 2003 12:44 PMPam, you're a dork. #18 - Posted by: jonag on September 11, 2003 02:02 PMYes she is, yes she is... #19 - Posted by: Superman on September 11, 2003 05:00 PMIt's true...I am one... #20 - Posted by: Pam on September 11, 2003 05:08 PMWell dang! It takes all the fun out of it when you agree with me. Shoot! Feel your pain! Some of your best posts: Advice to Bush on his meeting w/ Chirac, Info on Terror Alerts, Interview w/ Dem. Candidates #23 - Posted by: Nick on September 13, 2003 02:51 PMAre there anybody? #27 - Posted by: Vitor on March 6, 2004 07:18 AMI completely agree....thanks for pointing that out. #29 - Posted by: New Cars on March 10, 2004 02:33 PMHave you seen the new trucks that the auto industry has unveiled? These new truck models are incredible!! I definitely recommend checking them out at your local truck dealers. Even if they aren't in your budget you can buy used trucks that you can afford! If you look around you find truck prices that are within your budget. I saved a ton of money on my used truck. #30 - Posted by: Used Trucks on March 11, 2004 09:46 AMHave you seen the new trucks that the auto industry has unveiled? These new truck models are incredible!! I definitely recommend checking them out at your local truck dealers. Even if they aren't in your budget you can buy used trucks that you can afford! If you look around you find truck prices that are within your budget. I saved a ton of money on my used truck. #31 - Posted by: Trucks on March 12, 2004 02:59 PMbbburrry #32 - Posted by: vor on March 13, 2004 08:43 AM
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