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September 16, 2003
Bite-Sized Wisdom: Recall Delay, Patriot Act Hysteria, Amanpour, the Wedding, and What I'm Up To
* I was like, "Oh no; the recall is delayed." Then I realized it was the 9th who made the decision, the most overturned court in the nation, so I knew this was just another temper tantrum of theirs to get attention. Let's just ignore them until the Supreme Court has a look-see. * And why is everyone down on punch card ballots because they're more prone to voter error? Voter error is just God's way of making sure that people too dumb to follow simple instructions are not the ones deciding the future of our nation. * It's certainly not a hobby of mine to defend Howard Dean (then again, I still think his winning the primary will help Bush in the general), but why is there a controversy that a humorous line he used in his debate was actually coached. Haven't people anticipated question and come up with great responses since the word debate was first coined? * People seem to be freaking out about the Patriot Act like all 'ell, but I still can't get enough interest to even read much about it. I guess I've just gotten used to when there is this much smoke in politics, there probably ain't no fire. * Christiane Amanpour said her reporting on Iraq was affected by intimidation by the White House and Fox News. Fox News responded by saying that if she doesn't shut up, they'll beat the crap out of her while the White House subtly hinted that she could be disappeared. * To try and appeal to women voters, Schwar... Arnold went on the Oprah Winfrey show. That's the problem with women voters: I will never respect them when their impressed by people talking to Oprah instead of, like us men, being impressed by whoever vows to "kill the bastards". * As you all know, I had radio silence a good portion of last week since I was attending the wedding of my brother, Joe foo' the Marine, to the lovely Denise. I ended up catching the garter belt though I didn't want too - none of us did. I used my brother privilege to stand in the front thinking it would sail overhead, but my brother can't throw a garter for s--t and it landed right at my feet. I then, in the word of his Marine buddies, "jumped on the grenade". Since I still had the tux on, I was thinking of walking into a bar and using it in some sort of pick up line. * I love gift registries. Makes buying gifts less of a mind-racking headache. Denise's brother, though, who surprised everyone by getting back from Iraq on the day of the wedding, had a great gift. He had with him in the Middle East a picture of Joe and Denise from a Marine ball, and he paid an Iraqi to paint it into a portrait of the two. I hope I can show you all a picture of it (plus a picture of me in my tux for the ladies). * There is nothing better than drinking free beer while smoking stogies with a bunch of Marines and an old friend of Joe and mine we hadn't seen in years (who was the only other one in a tux instead of dress blues) and then finishing it off with a round of Irish car bombs. * My main worry the whole time I was there was my toast, because I, being Joe's brother and best man, wanted to make it special. I had a long one planned out, but at the last minute decided to abridge it. I think it went over well. One girl said it made her cry (but she was a bit tipsy). One guy asked afterwards if I ever thought of going into politics, but I said no (it seems more like something likely for my brother). I love being frank (no pun intended... okay, yes it was), and, in politics you can't always speak your mind. I just couldn't be that way. I even remember back in eighth grade when we were going to have a debate on abortion, and I ended up the only one against since everyone else was too intimidated by the number of people on the pro side. My arguments were piss-poor, but, hell, I stood up for what I believe in and I vow to always do. Actually, I tend to avoid mentioning abortion on this site since it's an issue I know a lot of my readers will disagree on... but the point still stands. * Speaking of politics, why do I only hear good stories about Iraq when I talk to troops who had actually been there. My brother's friend, a Marine lieutenant, was at the wedding and he kept saying how the Iraqis were the nicest people and loved the Americans being there. At martial arts yesterday, one of the students had just gotten back from Iraq. He's an older guy who works where I work and I know must make some good money. Plus, he has a wife and two children he had to leave behind. Still, after being there and seeing all the people he helped, his only conclusion is that going to Iraq was the right thing to do. He talked about the schools he helped rebuild, teaching Iraqis kids how to use swing sets and teeter-totters (they never having seen them before) and how life had already improved for so many Iraqis in so many ways. This stuff really interests people, so how come I never hear it any other place than first hand or on blogs with letters from servicemen? WMD's or not, there are over 24 million lives on the line, and we are doing some good, goddammit. To all those who thought we should have left the Iraqis in the misery of Saddam's regime, I think we should ship those dumb f--ks to Iraq and let the people there do with them as they may as sort of a way to relieve the stress of the former horror. The Democrats, at least those wanting to be president, are trying to say how bad things are because they needs things to be bad... and well, that's disgusting to the highest degree. I could go on more, but I like to limit my swearing. * To calm down, I just want to mention the creative projects I'm now working on or plan to get started. I have my novel I finished, and I'm going over the second draft with my Silly Sister Sarah before I write up a third draft. I also have a screenplay mostly written that I need to finish. Also, I want to try and find an agent for the humor stuff I've written here on this site, and I have finally come up with an idea for a long subject (novel length) humor piece that will be somewhat like my In My World™ posts and focus on Buck the Marine. Also, I have a currently hush hush Flash animation project I want to get working on. Also, I have an idea for a new holster design and borrowed a specific handgun from my dad so I can work on it. I have a lot of other things going on than these crative projects, so I expect to make myself very busy, but I'll try to keep up my regular blogging because, well, I like to. * Sorry to not be so funny today. Anyway, I would just like to once again give best wishes to my brother Joe foo' the Marine and my new sister, Denise. 17 Responses To "Bite-Sized Wisdom: Recall Delay, Patriot Act Hysteria, Amanpour, the Wedding, and What I'm Up To"
A humor novel about Buck the Marine? May you be the next Harry Harrison or Robert Asprin, man. I'll buy :) #1 - Posted by: Dave on September 16, 2003 10:26 AMWhat? Not funny? Heck, you made ME laugh! Thanks and we missed you! #2 - Posted by: Pam on September 16, 2003 11:16 AMWe did miss you. All of the Alliance members should link to you today to boost you back up into the top ten, which you lost only because you were gone. hln #3 - Posted by: hln on September 16, 2003 11:21 AMOh...I should have mentioned that laughing is not the only reason we read your blog. Your comments today about the people of Iraq MUST be told. Many of us have family members and friends still there and it's important for us that the world be told that what they are doing is not futile but highly honorable and enormously effective. Thanks for doing that. #4 - Posted by: Pam on September 16, 2003 11:33 AMDon't feel bad about being too busy to be super mega hard-core funny. As long as the ice cream is free, I'm happy for whatever flavor you're handing out. Just don't get so busy you forget to vote in the New Blog Showcase this week. The Alliance has to maintain its perfect record of winning 100% of the sponsorship contests. Finally, last call has been sounded at HQ for the latest assignment of answering the question "what is Evil Glenn's favorite song, and why?". Make a post and send me a link before it's too late! Or after it's too late, whichever is more convenient for you. #5 - Posted by: Harvey on September 16, 2003 11:39 AMHarvey, Frank--get with the program here! I'd hate to have to kick you out of the Alliance for non-compliance! #7 - Posted by: Susie on September 16, 2003 12:49 PMHeh. Just this morning I commented to my mom how horrible it was when people that were too stupid to vote were too stupid to vote. #8 - Posted by: IkkonoIshi on September 16, 2003 01:14 PMA book you say? I would like to see more details on this book. #9 - Posted by: Shockwave on September 16, 2003 03:07 PMA Buck the Marine novel!? Woohoo!!! How will I turn the pages if one hand's on my beer and the other's on my KaBar while I read it, I wonder? And also of importance: No truer words were spoken. Irish car bomb..... mmmmwwwaaaaaaaaa... /drool #10 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on September 16, 2003 04:02 PMMan, Frank, you are right about how bad it isn't over in Iraq. I have some pictures from friends serving in Iraq that I post on my site. Also, Romulus at Judicious Asinity started posting letters from the families of soldiers of the US Army's 4th Infantry Division. #11 - Posted by: Blackfive on September 16, 2003 04:18 PMJust stumbled across your site. "And why is everyone down on punch card ballots because they're more prone to voter error? Voter error is just God's way of making sure that people too dumb to follow simple instructions are not the ones deciding the future of our nation" That may very well be the funniest (and truest) line I have heard in years..... Keep up the good work. #12 - Posted by: Kahuna on September 16, 2003 08:23 PMWelcome back, Frank, the Empire just isn't the same without you. And all the best and long and happy lives to your brother and the lovely Denise! #13 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on September 17, 2003 12:18 AMI think it's perfectly normal to be a little sober after spending time with the real deal people who are protecting our asses, then getting shot at every day by the press, power-mad DemonRats, and oh yeah--a whole bunch of evil terrorists. What's not to be angry about? Anyway, Frank. I think you should use the garter as a Christmas tree ornament. Nice memento and conversation piece, plus it won't need one of those wire hook hangers. #14 - Posted by: SallyVee on September 17, 2003 12:23 PMPost a comment
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