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September 19, 2003
Comic Review: El Cazador
Posted by Frank J. at 11:13 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

Arrr! The captain of me galleon has gifted me with yet another comic book. That’s two comics in one month, but, if ye average me comic reading over the past decade, I read about one comic every five years.

Arrrr!

The comic is called El Cazador, issue 1, October 2003 (wait, it ain't October yet unless I overslept this morning). It is published by CrossGen; apparently there are other comic book companies than D.C. and Marvel. Even an old sailor like me can learn a thing or two. The comic is, appropriately, all about piracy. So, is this comic so grand a tale that I should immediately find a desert isle to bury it on along with me gold, or should I use it's pages to ship-train the bilge rats? Well, I'll tell ye.

Much unlike the comic of that scourge of the seas, Aquaman, which had great artwork on the cover but much more rudimentary drawings inside, the cover is, in my murderous opinion, the worst of the drawings (and the jpeg above doesn't even do that justice; arrr!). It looks like they spent days drawing and painting each panel of this comic (see some samples here).

As for the writing, the prose remains quit true to the time period (far as I know), and the action depicts much piratey murderousness and the sounds of hell's bells. It starts with an attack on a Spanish galleon, some pirates killing the crew while a mysterious pirate with a wooden hand watches over (and I think he's missing an eye, but he's always in the shadows).

When the stolen vessel sets sail, it's found a saucy lass still remains aboard, and she kills the captain and takes over the ship, getting the crew to follow her in her pursuit of revenge with promise of great rewards. They call her "Lady Sin", as her actual Spanish name is too much for a bunch of scurvy ridden bilge rats handle. She rechristens the ship "El Cazador" and sets sail to kill the dreaded Blackjack.

The comic ends with descriptions of some of the pirates and showing how written concept becomes painted panel (just like a DVD feature... but in a comic! Arrr!).

I have to say, it looks to be an interesting story of murderousness and revenge with much attention to the period. If the rest of the comics are this well drawn, I might follow the sirens call into a comic book shop (something I haven’t done since I was a wee lad). Then again, I still think that might make me a dork.

Arrr!

Rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)

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5 Responses To "Comic Review: El Cazador"

Thanks for the review Frank... I might have to check this series out.

#1 - Posted by: SteveB on September 19, 2003 11:22 AM

Arrrr!!

It DOES make ye a dork!! Yet most pirates know that the dork with the most gold wins! It then be in reason that since the tale of this dark lass and her scurvy dogs be comic book gold, that ye should accept your title of "Frank J. - Dork of the Seven Seas!"

Yo ho ho and a bottle of.....

hey....

WHO'S THE SEA-SNAKE LOOKIN' TO BE KEEL-HAULED FER STEALING ME RUM?!?!

#2 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on September 19, 2003 11:45 AM

Aye but I'd be wondering about any sailor who reads anything from "CrossGen". He might be a little light in his boots, savvy? Or be thinking of cutting off things that shouldn't be cut off.

#3 - Posted by: Pete on September 19, 2003 12:19 PM

Indeed, mates, but I be a busty pirate wench myself, in low-cut dress and tight-laced stays, and I can tell ye, 'tis no easy thing, keeping a shipful of lusty pirates in line. In truth, this 'Lady Sin' must be a formidable wench indeed.

#4 - Posted by: Minstrel on September 19, 2003 05:43 PM

Hey, that "Lady Sin" person reminds me of Grace O'Malley, the Irish Pirate Queen. I went to her castle on Achill Island in Co. Mayo. It was really cool.

Oh, wait, I was supposed to use pirate talk, wasn't I? Well, then, avast or somethin'

#5 - Posted by: LACAstronomer on September 19, 2003 08:19 PM
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