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September 22, 2003
Links of the Day
Posted by Frank J. at 11:15 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (5)

First off, thanks for the tips so far on my html. I'm not going to have time until tomorrow after work, though, to fool around and see what works. I'll also then add more quotes to my random quote thingy. It'll be the bestest thing ever!

Matt Margolis has a great post about Howard Dean and abortion politics. (thanks to Emperor Misha I for pointing me to it)

Speaking of Misha, he has a nice post about squishy terrorist. Send out the Corrie Crushers!

John Hawkins has a list of favorite political websites as picked by right-of-center bloggers (including me). Look at the overrated guy at number 2. Bah! He was fourth on my list. Hey, where am I?

Also, Right Wing News pointed me to this funny exercise: photoshopping the cover of Al Franken's book. Here is my favorite posted by a cain382:

I had some ideas myself. One would be to replace Fraken's picture with a pirate and entitle it:

Arrr's and the Arrring Arrrers Who Arrr Them - A Fair and Balanced Look at Pirates

Another would be to keep the Fraken picture and change the text to:

Someone Please Punch Me in the Face! I'm Begging You! - Mindless Polemics from a Fairly Unbalanced Liberal

If only there were more hours in the day. Hey, we should start a movement to slow down the rotation of the earth to make that so! I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be any side effects.

Frank J. doesn't like monkeys; Brian J. doesn't like kangaroos. Is there some pattern here?

Chief Wiggles wants toys for Iraqi children, but all the cool ones aren't allowed. Can they use X-Boxes there?

CNNSI takes on gun violence. hooray!

Blackfive takes on gays in the military... maybe I stated that wrong. Anyway, it's another one of his patented awesome anecdotes. He's either making these up and needs to write a novel, or he really had all the hilarious stuff happens to him and he needs to write a biography.

Rating: 3.5/5 (3 votes cast)

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5 Responses To "Links of the Day"

I hate to blow a good cover story, but Blackfive is, in fact, making all that stuff up. He recently changed his name from Cinq Noir after emigrating from France. He's trying to organize an Illinois chapter of a "Draft Hillary" campaign. And he was never in the Army. He is just a florist with an overactive imagination.

But in his defense, he is a really, really good florist.

#1 - Posted by: Mr. Green on September 23, 2003 12:19 AM

If you substituted the "Puppy Blender" for "Blackfive" in Mr. Green's spicy tidbit, it would qualify as a Filthy Lie!:)

#2 - Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger on September 23, 2003 03:40 AM

Cathy doesn't like snakes.

#3 - Posted by: aelfheld on September 23, 2003 12:47 PM

Thanks for the link, kind sir.

#4 - Posted by: Jared on September 23, 2003 02:15 PM

I am a hortaculturalist not at florist...

I surrender! I surrender!

Cinq Noir

P.S. I know where you live, Mr. Green, I know where you live!

#5 - Posted by: Blackfive on September 23, 2003 03:01 PM
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