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September 23, 2003
I've Got a Few Minutes Left of Lunch Time... Let's See How Quick I Can Come Up with a Top Ten List!
TOP TEN WESLEY CLARK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 10. I'm a general and a Democrat... isn't that wacky! 9. My day-to-day views on the war on Iraq are like a box of chocolates - you'll never know what you're going to get. 8. You don't know me, but I don't know you, so we're even. 7. Pay no attention to the Clintons behind the curtain. 6. I admit it; Arnold Schwarzenegger bribed me to run to make him look decisive on issues. 5. I helped fight in Kosovo. Yeah, Kosovo. Oh, come on! You remember that conflict. It wasn't that long ago. 4. Support me because I would have voted "Nes" on Iraq. 3. I nearly started World War III. What other candidate has that much pull? 2. My stance on that very important issue is... Hey! Look! I can do a handstand! And the number one Wesley Clark campaign slogan... Because I'm not one of those nine other guys.
Yet he leads in the polls. Heh heh. 12 Responses To "I've Got a Few Minutes Left of Lunch Time... Let's See How Quick I Can Come Up with a Top Ten List!"
Hey, I thought he voted "Yo" on Iraq! #1 - Posted by: jonag on September 23, 2003 01:30 PM#7 was so dead-on, it hurt. "BEHOLD THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BILLARY." I doubt very much, however, that they'd have a brain, a heart, or courage to give away to anybody. #2 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on September 23, 2003 01:49 PMWith the current crop of Dem candidates, being an unknown is definitely an advantage. We *know* all the other guys. Starting from the botton we have weird Al Sharpton, the recently added ( addled? ) Carol Mosely Braun, that French-looking guy who was in VietNam, the alien mind control laser guy, a couple of wussy guys, an invisible guy and probably some others I've already forgotten. It's not hard to stand out in this band of political dwarves. I mean, Aquaman could beat *any* of these guys. Maybe we should start a write-in campaign for him? Then the November election could be between Bush and Aquaman. Now *that* would be cool! #3 - Posted by: SteveBob on September 23, 2003 01:51 PMThese people have an interesting definiton of nine. http://www.democrats.org/whitehouse/ #4 - Posted by: Ikkonoishi on September 23, 2003 02:00 PMDoes voting Nes mean that he just wanted to play the Gulf War Gamecube game? And win that war? #5 - Posted by: Joel Buckingham on September 23, 2003 02:05 PMNumber 6...a good one. I have everyone in Kinko's looking over my shoulder at the computer and laughing. #6 - Posted by: Blackfive on September 23, 2003 02:44 PMFrank, you're the insta-lister. Great stuff. My favorite is "Nes" (I wonder how many flames you'll get about that TYPO...) #7 - Posted by: SallyVee on September 23, 2003 02:59 PMYou should submit this to Letterman; this is at least 75% better than most of his lists. #8 - Posted by: Big Dog on September 23, 2003 05:56 PMA general leading in the polls when no one knows what his positions are? Where have we heard this before... #9 - Posted by: John Tabin on September 23, 2003 09:47 PMWe are as God made us, and often a great deal worse. #10 - Posted by: Huang Kenneth on December 10, 2003 03:53 PMkuchen bilder - blechkuchen rezept - eierkuchen - rezepte kuchen - sandkuchen - brot kuchen kekse - joghurtkuchen - russischer zupfkuchen - kuchenrezepte mit bildern - rezept blechkuchen - rezept marmorkuchen - hundekuchen - kokoskuchen - pfannenkuchen - joghurt anstatt butter kuchen - weitere kuchen - kuchen hilfe - honigkuchen - lieblingskuchen - obstkuchen boden - geburtstagskuchen - polnischer kuchen - schokoladenkuchen rezept - baumkuchen herstellung rezept - kostenlose kuchenrezepte - topfkuchen - kinderkuchen - schnelle kuchenrezepte - backe backe kuchen - apfelkuchen ruehrteig 'May you live all the days of your life.' - Swift Post a comment
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