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September 25, 2003
The Goober Debate
I was flipping around the channel saying, "Dude, there's nothing on," when I saw what I thought was this Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I had never seen before. Instead, it was the California recall debate. So I watched the whole thing, and here is a summary: * Other than Arnold, McClintock, and Bustamante, there was also Arianna Huffington and a Green party candidate just to make things wacky. * Gray Davis wasn't there because no one likes him. * Arianna's job seemed to be to enrage Arnold and to stray so far off topic that the other candidates would forget what the original question was. She also seemed to be trying to engage President Bush in a debate who never responded, using the excuse that he was 3,000 miles away and not running for governor. * A big deal was made about how the candidates got the questions ahead of time, but the whole debate ended up being so chaotic that you wouldn't of known. It did everything but break down into a kung-fu fight, which, as the other candidates realized, would have just benefited Arnold. * Early on, Arnold quipped to the Green Party candidate, "You make me laugh; I'll kill you last." Soon after, though, he crushed the Green Party candidate’s head with his two massive hands. Many are now saying this shows that Arnold will not keep his campaign promises, but his defenders said he was at least forthright about this reversal in position, as, just before crushing him, he told the Green Party candidate, "You know when I told you I would kill you last? I lied." * Arianna eventually bothered Arnold so much that he yelled, "Hasta la vista, baby!" and then blew her up with a rocket launcher. Arianna Huffington died as she lived: extremely off topic. * Bustamante, who referred to illegal aliens as "indigenous", eventually broke down from the attacks and pulled out a knife and yelled, "I'm going to cut you gringos!" Arnold then rebutted by saying, "Big mistake," and threw Bustamante through the back wall. * The moderator was a bit annoying, making far too many jokes. Eventually, Arnold became fed up with him, shouted his famous movie line, "I kill you good now!" and snapped the moderator's neck. The debate went more smoothly afterwards. * McClintock said some things about people leaving for Arizona and Nevada.
Personally, I think McClintock did the best, sounding very professional and staying out of the silly bickering. I kinda now wish Arnold would drop out and support him. Arnold could always try some other job... like maybe a doctor! "I have good news, Mr. Johnson; the test shows that the growth is benign." Heh heh. I don't care if you found that funny; it always cracks me up. 31 Responses To "The Goober Debate"
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I love it and agree wholeheartedly with your contrite and detailed analysis of Mr. McClintock. "Who is your Daddy?" #8 - Posted by: Bill@midwestpundits.com on September 25, 2003 11:24 AMVery insightful and full of funny quips. Good stuff. Better than the debate. Cheers, JF #9 - Posted by: Johnny Fubar on September 25, 2003 11:38 AMAnd what does he do? #10 - Posted by: John Kimble on September 25, 2003 11:40 AMLemme talk to your mudder. "It's not a too-mah" is always funny. Maybe you could use it in Pirate-speak next time? #12 - Posted by: Beastman on September 25, 2003 02:06 PMHey, it's one of the reasons my favorite football player is Giants WR Amani "It's not a" Toomer. I'll never understand why Chris Berman doesn't call him that. #13 - Posted by: Paul on September 25, 2003 02:14 PM"A big deal was made about how the candidates got the questions ahead of time..." 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