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October 03, 2003
Meet Tulio
Lou Tulio has taken the time to comment to my last seven posts. Here they are for quick reference (the f-word has been replaced with "bless" and a-holes with "ronin" to make it appropriate to children): Insane? Time for pop psychology! So, is Tuilio's writing a result of kneejerk anger, or did he think he would accomplish something (I assume it wasn't to entertain us as actually happened). And what do you think he meant by treason? Discuss amongst yourselves. And just for future reference, no one is allowed to bad mouth Whitler on my site other than myself. 47 Responses To "Meet Tulio"
LOL, Frank. If he shows up at Misha's blog again, I'll ask if he's part termite.
Give it a mic and a P.A. What hilarity, I love a good meltdown! #2 - Posted by: jak on October 3, 2003 08:00 PMI suspect that he's a ninja, and he's really, really PO'd that you're on to them. #3 - Posted by: Pete on October 3, 2003 08:27 PMHe's off his meds again. He's been spewing that stuff all over the place today! Lots o' cut & paste. #4 - Posted by: The Bartender on October 3, 2003 08:44 PMI have an underlying feeling that it is Michael Moore, and he doesn't like your letter to him. Or it can always be a trained monkey. Or both. #5 - Posted by: Shockwave on October 3, 2003 09:07 PMThe poor fellow has been driven mad by impotence and an unfulfilled romantic desire for the Monkey King. #6 - Posted by: Bill McCabe on October 3, 2003 09:30 PMNice shootin' there, Frank J. I don't think he is a ninja. Well, maybe a French ninja... #7 - Posted by: Blackfive on October 3, 2003 09:38 PMA French Ninja? A Frenja? What does he do? Leap from the shadows and surrender? A French ninja can surrender in complete stealth, hitting you with capitulation before you even knew there was a battle. #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 3, 2003 09:45 PMMy vote is that he is a hate filled loser. He'ds been on the Emperor's site for a little while and he actually got banned. That's not easy to do. Question- seeing as this "Tulio" person obviously doesn't agree with what you have to say, why the heck does he keep coming back???? #11 - Posted by: Mackynzie on October 3, 2003 09:56 PMAnyone who uses the f-word and a-holes so "liberally" must have a strong background in High School lunchroom politics. If everyone is happy, you aren’t doing something right. Keep up the good work Frank #12 - Posted by: Wanderer on October 3, 2003 10:28 PMi can vouch for that bad mouthing of whitle, u cant even joke about it, or ul get ur ass beat #13 - Posted by: Joey D on October 3, 2003 10:38 PMWe need to find him a nice Jewish girl, she'll straighten him out. Not to mention her mother. I don't think he'll ever use the "f" word again. #14 - Posted by: Tim E on October 3, 2003 10:38 PMThe mighty Lou seems to make these comments no matter what site he visits. With all his inflamatory commentary, should he receive a semi-load of Preparation H to put out his flames? #15 - Posted by: Professor Rhodar on October 3, 2003 10:42 PMI think it's time for a good old fashinoed hate-mail-a-thon. I encourage everyone to mail him...but do it HATEFULLY. I would laugh #16 - Posted by: Tim E on October 3, 2003 10:49 PMI think it is Howard Dean looking for a place to loose his temper since he can't do it on TV. Or it could be Tom Dasshole finally loosing his last marble. #17 - Posted by: lawguy on October 3, 2003 11:18 PMI banned him before Misha did! I have the timestamp to prove it! I don't think he took it well. Truth be told, I heard reports that he was seen sitting on the floor in the bedroom, turning a light on and off...on and off..on and off. Lou, you know, you -- I -- wait! What the hell--?! My...arm..! It's ...being...extended in the...Nazi salute!! By invisible strings--! Must...FIGHT...! Lou! You varmint! You sir are the MASTER of the nuanced repartee!! Looking forward to seeing YOUR picture, Fat Suit Lou. Sincerely, Flight Suit Bill Ah yes, Lou. We know him well, though not of our own volition... #19 - Posted by: The False God on October 4, 2003 12:52 AMhehehe... I especially like the way you edited all the comments sections. :) #20 - Posted by: cerberus on October 4, 2003 01:32 AMbless the blessin' ronin. bless him up his ronin 'til blood comes out his ears and nose. #21 - Posted by: rt on October 4, 2003 06:10 AMWho would 'ave thunk bill whittle would have the longest post? #22 - Posted by: Dave The Australian on October 4, 2003 06:28 AMHe can only read enough to heed the "Troll-Free Zone" sign on my Web site. You, Bill, and the Emperor are making me envious because you receive more hate mail than I do!! If he only knew that on Sept. 11, 2001, I wished I were 30 years younger so that I could head straight to a recruiter's office. #23 - Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger on October 4, 2003 11:06 AMIt appears this Lou guy is writing his comments in the "Haiku Mad Lib" form. See! It's fun: You: Lou Tulio has taken the time to comment to my last seven posts Frank, I think you need to do a Know Your Enemy on French Ninjas--your readers deserve to be prepared for unexpected surrenders.... #26 - Posted by: Susie on October 4, 2003 12:55 PMHow does Lou taking an eskimo bride help us exactly? Although if he did conceal his identity, then maybe he'd have to imitate a non-idiot, which would certainly help us. #27 - Posted by: LACAstronomer on October 4, 2003 07:17 PMDo not try to understand Lou! #28 - Posted by: SondraK on October 4, 2003 09:05 PMRemember the kid in grade school who never got any attention at home? How he acted out just so people would notice him? Bless Tulio. Bless your Ronin. Bless you. Tulio, you blessed liberal. You don't know a blessed thing about war... or politics it seems. Just keep spitting your blessed hatred. I know you are reading this because you have little else to do. Bless you. #30 - Posted by: Crackpot Conservative on October 4, 2003 11:46 PMTulio? Isn't he the rapper who did "Gangsta's Paradise"? #31 - Posted by: LittleA on October 5, 2003 03:18 PMTuillo is visitng you too? He's such a crack-head.... #32 - Posted by: jaws on October 5, 2003 04:00 PM---Tulio? Isn't he the rapper who did "Gangsta's Paradise"?--- hehehehehehe! Thats freaking funny LittleA #33 - Posted by: Andrew on October 6, 2003 12:59 AMI'm only in ROTC, but I hope this guy doesn't go anywhere near me when I have an M16/A2 on me... I just qualified as marksman this weekend (first time shooting it, second time I've ever fired a weapon.. the first being a .22 rifle). I bet you this guy has never even considered joining the military. #34 - Posted by: SteveB on October 6, 2003 01:27 AMI guess some people just can't take a few jokes... #35 - Posted by: Justin on October 6, 2003 07:34 PMHey, I feel special! Lou sent me hate mail too! he called me a 'moran'. I've yet to figure out what that is, but it's hate nonetheless! Wow! I'm reeling at the similarities between Frank and myself. We both live in Florida, we both have bad Lou experiences, and although I'm not 100% sure, I'm fairly certain neither one of us has ever groped Ariana Huffington. He's like the cool big brother my parents would never let me have... #36 - Posted by: Robb on October 7, 2003 03:23 PMI think that you should give tulio a very special part of the site to vent that spleen, and of course let everyone have their way with him? her?. Hey, Tulio. Does your name mean "tool" in Italiano or Mexicali? Love, An Indian you probably stole land from either way. #38 - Posted by: Bilbus on October 8, 2003 12:03 PMBatteries taste tingly. #39 - Posted by: Lou_Tullio on October 26, 2003 11:33 PMHoly bless -- this is the funniest of all the hate mail peices. #40 - Posted by: Dustin on November 14, 2003 10:26 PMIts raining. Lou is an unwavering fool. Probably put up to it by his (fill in the blank). Other things that well-meaning humanity cannot stop will occur soon and repeatedly.
Tullio..hmmm Tullio....definate Italian overtones, yes? Like the Italian sculpter guy? The tingly inner joy thing was probably either bad pasta or that draino-esque wine Italians try to pass off as good, when in fact it is only a little better than French wine, which is pretty much chemically identical to old aquarium water. nipplehead. I'm thinking that "tingly inner joy" may have involved Desenex and a marital aid. #43 - Posted by: iowahawk on January 8, 2004 11:07 AMiowahawk, Could you please elaborate on the Desenex and marital aid scenario, as thats sounds, uh...interesting and worthy of further investigation. Purely in the name of science, you know....
Please disregard the nipplehead comment, as I have been contacted by numerous angry nipples who do not wish to be associated with one such as yourself, or compared to your head. Of course, it may have just been the cold, making them appear angry, but...well..yes, it had to be the cold, you are a nipplehead. Disregard the disregard, and continue to consider yourself as such. #44 - Posted by: Dutch(still not dutch, still just a name) on January 8, 2004 03:12 PMBuy www.i-directv.net this it is a wonderful addition to anyones home entertainment system. #45 - Posted by: click here on May 28, 2004 01:24 AMStinking muckadoo spammers... bless you!! direct tv #46 - Posted by: Joshua on July 27, 2004 07:44 PMFight spam on the Internet, help stamp out unwanted solicitation and laugh in the faces of liberal asshats who direct ninja advertisers to your blog. #47 - Posted by: boycott internet spam on December 23, 2004 01:27 AMPost a comment
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