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October 07, 2003
Bite-Sized Wisdom: Syria, Recall Election, Graham, Rice, Kay, and Commies in Space
* Did you see the Israeli ambassador respond to the Syrian one at the U.N.? Damn, he looked pissed. Would have been cool if, when asked to respond to Syria, the Israeli ambassador just pulled out his gun and shot the Syrian. Sure it would have caused controversy, but I'm getting so damn tired of diplomacy. Gunshots speak louder than words. Hell, they ring your ears. * When Israel attacked Syria, we should have followed up. It would be just like that scene in Predator when a guy sees the predator and starts firing and, though no one else knows what he's firing at, they fire in the same direction. We should be like that because Israel is our ally, or, in the least, because we like shooting stuff. * "If it bleeds, you can kill it." My second favorite Arnold line. I hope Arnold wins today because: * Indian tribes seem to be giving huge support to the Bustamante campaign, sending out direct mail and paying for ads. I know what this is all about! The Indians and MEChA plan to join together and take back the land we stole fair and square! And I don't really care because, again, it's California and I don't live there. * That stupid Graham cracker finally quit the presidential race. Unlike Sharpton, he was actually deluded into thinking he could win. I hope we can now replace him as senator here in Florida because I want a Republican senator. My other senator is also a Democrat, right? What the hell's his name? Ah, who cares. * Condoleezza Rice is now taking command of stabilization in Iraq and Afghanistan and... hell, I'll save any joke about this for an In My World™ tomorrow. * You heard about that guy in New York who kept a tiger in his apartment? I have a baboon locked in my guestroom. How long is it going to take that damn thing to starve? * So what's up with the Kay report? Did we find evidence of WMD's or not. I keep hearing opposite thing on that and I'm too bored to do any follow up. * Pentagon sold items that could be used to make bio weapons to the public. Don't they know there are supervillians out there just waiting for such an opportunity? * China is still working on making a space program. What is it with Commies and going to space? No one in Europe is trying. I hope we have plans to shoot down any of China's space capsules, because they have to be up to something evil and must be stopped. Space is ours! * Two Americans and a Russian won the Nobel Prize in Physics for their work on quantum physics. I forgot if I’ve mentioned it before, but I don’t like quantum physics. Classical physics describes everything just fine, while quantum physics is weird and wacky. I don’t care if it’s true; I just done like it. * I’m soon going to be finishing the final draft of the novel I’ve been working on, and I may post the query letter I’m going to send to agents so you people can give me critiques. And they better be good critiques, too, because, if you readers don’t make yourselves useful, I swear I’ll find new ones. 13 Responses To "Bite-Sized Wisdom: Syria, Recall Election, Graham, Rice, Kay, and Commies in Space"
Though classical physics describes most rational things in the universe, it doesn't do very well at explaining why there are democrats/hippies/communists. That's why we have to rely on weird, wacky physics. Someday we may even find a cure (or rather, a cure that saves on ammo.) #1 - Posted by: LibertyBob on October 7, 2003 08:25 AMperhaps i'm picking nits here, frank. but as a texan i feel the need to point out that texas is, by area, the largest state in america. not counting alaska, which isn't a state, just where we some oil and caribou. #2 - Posted by: the rev on October 7, 2003 09:02 AMI watched Kay's news conference. He basically said something along the lines of "we've examined about 1% of likely hiding places for WMD, you could hide enough bio WMD to devestate North America in an ordinary walk-in closet (and Iraq's a big place), we have compelling evidence that the program existed (defectors, dual-use facilities, documents, corrobated purchases, etc.), we have just begun to really look, we have a long way to go, and this is just a really preliminary report." Then I watched Warner(R) and Levin(D) give their "takes" on the report. Warner summarized what Kay had to say, giving high and low points. Levin said "no WMD found to date". Levin is an SOB. And we cannot seem to be able to vote the SOB out because the unions, car companies, and the city of Detroit own him and he does their bidding and takes their money. The world is too dangerous and serious to permit the left to reacquire power in this country. #3 - Posted by: Matt on October 7, 2003 09:03 AMWell baboons can be dangerous and fierce, even more so when they are hungry. The Baboon in the bathroom is sort of a guantum physics problem, is the baboon dead, alive, or fifty-fifty. Call the local Democratic Party and tell them you are thinking about donating a large chunk of money but you want them to send someone over to talk about it. Shove him into the bathroom. If the baboon is dead you'll know it. Of course you'll have to throw in another baboon to get rid of the fund raiser. If the baboon is alive you'll hear him breaking his fast. Then of course if he doesn't die of indigestion, you'll have to call and ask what happened to the Democrat agent. "He never showed, send another one." #4 - Posted by: toad on October 7, 2003 09:47 AMThe way I see it, a win for Arnold is a LOSS for Republicans. He'll get his butt kicked in a real election by someone like Dianne Feinstein. If she had run in the recall, she'd be ahead by a huge percentage. It will be a long time before the Republicans get another chance -- especially if a good guy like McClintock is branded as a "loser." California is the largest economy in the U.S. -- not the largest in size. There is HUGE resentment between the California Indian tribes and the Mexican-Americans. Many Mexican-Americans see themselves as having the same native blood as the Indians, yet they aren't entitled to the same government benefits -- the only differnce they see is that their ancestors lived across a border that didn't exist until the U.S. drew it. The reason Arnold is voicing opposition to Indian gaming is to get the Mexican-American vote. Bustamante isn't scoring any points with the Mecha crowd by suporting Indian gaming and taking their contributions -- that's why it is being so widely publicized. He's actually losing Mexican-American votes to Arnold over this issue. Complicated isn't it? #5 - Posted by: Fritz on October 7, 2003 02:58 PM"Gunshots speak louder than words." Dude, that is like, so stolen. MonkeyPants
Quantum physics rocks, read: http://www.qubit.org/people/david/Articles/CommentOnLockwood.html #7 - Posted by: Alan Forrester on October 7, 2003 08:39 PMWhat is it with Commies and going to space? No one in Europe is trying. You're either forgetting the SMART-1 lunar probe (powered by a mime on a unicycle and due to reach the moon in December 2004) or my sarcasm meter is set way too low. I don't pay attention to news from other countries. #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 8, 2003 07:31 AMI tried locking my mother-in-law in the guest bedroom too. She never shut-up the whole time. Come to find she was living off the Cheerios my daughter was dropping on the floor. Cheerios can roll pretty good. #10 - Posted by: Kurt on October 8, 2003 05:20 PMYes, but then come the headlines in January 2005 French Monkeys on the Moon" and where will you be? Don't Neville Chamberlain this! Where will he be? I'll tell you whee he'll be! Frank will personally drive over to the Cape and shoot a nuke at the moon with a Delta 4. Thus always to moon monkeys. #12 - Posted by: Taro on October 14, 2003 01:29 AMPost a comment
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