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October 08, 2003
21 Responses To "New Holiday"
IEE VILL KRUTCH JEW, FRONK!!! AHNALD, da neuw Gubannah ob Kolleeforneeyah #1 - Posted by: Bilbus on October 8, 2003 09:33 AMDah, und dis is a good idea. Way to mahk de victory of Ahnold! But should it not be: Good Lord. I'd love to hijack your comments again, but this would give me a headache. #3 - Posted by: Jennifer on October 8, 2003 10:19 AMDah, dis is a vundurvul idea dat Frahnk has. It vill szhow everyvun dat Ahnold is trully, da man. He is moor than just Culliforneea's Guvinor, he vill be America's guvinor. I zay dat an addendum to zis could be tomorrow as Official Tahk Like Jesse Ventura day.
It's also Dave Barry's kids birthday. Really. Zis is true. No Problemo! #6 - Posted by: LLZ on October 8, 2003 12:27 PMWe whill hall tok lyk Ahnuld in Colliefawnya faw za wrest uff owa lyves!! #7 - Posted by: mbruce on October 8, 2003 01:59 PMIt's also my birthday too. Any chance I can get a birthday shout out? #8 - Posted by: Tom Bridge on October 8, 2003 02:45 PMDas ees gudt. Ve vill haf pease und prospar-it-ty vhile Ah-nuld ist Guboner uf Kallyvornia. Hasta la vista, Deem-o-crauts. #10 - Posted by: Dave on October 8, 2003 03:29 PMGray Davis is a Too-Mah! Go Arnold! Maybe this will save us from Terminator 4. #11 - Posted by: An American Idiot in Grenoble on October 8, 2003 04:54 PMWe should start a petition to change the official spelling of the state's name to 'Kalivornia', in honor of this day. #12 - Posted by: bitweever on October 8, 2003 05:59 PMWass ist denn loss mit du?! Da (dah) is Russian. Ja (yah) ist Cherman, and iss vat you're looking foah. This is a capital idea, Frank. I propose that, inorder to observe your proposed day, the President hold a press conference where, upon being asked a stupid question about Iraq, he turn to the guilty reporter, and say, (insert name)...remember how I said I'd kill you last? I lied. Then, he should shoot the reporter. That's cut down on the dumb questions, I bet. #14 - Posted by: Jared on October 8, 2003 06:34 PMSo, I watched the movie Demolition Man again a day ago. Arnold wins the Governorship of California, then becomes the President of the USA after they ammend the constituiton... Which then leads to guns being outlawed, Taco Bell being the only Restaurant in creation, and sex being done with the assistance of computers. I feel that a dark and terrible thing has come to pass... #15 - Posted by: Duncan on October 8, 2003 08:47 PMVUNDERBAR! FrankenJ ist mit freund, mine bruder, more mut die little weasley-boy DeVino twin! Tank 'ou, mine liebshen FrankenJ! Dis holiday ver really pump you up! Yah, a new holiday, but ve vill leef it to ze bizinen private to declare doors closed mit pay, und der LA subway ver runnin keepin vuncent ve buildin it. Der other state workers vill haf the day off, as dey haf been vorking only haf der time, anyvay. Oh, und I vill snapf der back uf unyvan calling me "Der Californicator!" Und FrankenJ...tank 'ou fer der monkey varnings...here is a gallery of infamous tv/film monkeys! Mmm. Computers. Taco Bell = Refried ground dog meat. I hear Glenn Reynolds frequents Taco Bell, as they give him a discount on blended Chihuahua shakes. #19 - Posted by: The False God on October 8, 2003 11:43 PMI vill head-butt mysvelt, that link to der gallery of infamous tv/film monkeys vill upen up in zis same vindow you are in, not good! Mine gishebbiloitsch gaddamminspricht html hand-coding hass been lost like mine youth in Styria! Yust cut and paste: Ahnuld S. p.s. A Rottwieler on the Rocks would really rock about now! Smoooooth! BahTender! Trinks all a-round, courtesy Ahnuld! Ve'll have double Sherman Shepards (shaken not stirred) vit a twist of lemon and some of those lovely Dachshund snausages... Yah, ve celebrate now, do'n ye know... Und tomorrow, ve start ter verk out! Ahnuld Post a comment
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