The lefty's blog has monkeys in it. And they are typing, for the love of all that is good, man, they are typing. And he makes fun of the delicacy of my people, Haggis...Mmmm, haggis...

And now you've gone and upped his hits for the year with that one link...who's side are you on, Frank?

Oh yeah, and give us a review of Kill Bill would you?

I could give you a review of "Kill Bill" (saw it at 2:40PM EST) but I doubt it would nearly as funny as a Frank J. review. So I'll refrain.

That liberal you linked to is too scary. He names his blog 100 monkeys or something...Naturally, only pure evil incarnate could be so close to monkeys AND he dares to attack Frank J.'s grammar/spelling, a VERY bad idea.

OK, I did my bit over at the 100 Evil Satan Crea... err, 100 Monkeys blog. I'll be sure to go irritate him with more logic in the future. You know how logic makes a liberal get all crazy and stuff. Almost like catnip, but without all the climbing the walls and running around like an idiot. Well, not much running, anyway.

And really Frank, couldn't you have picked a more challenging target? I barely engaged 10% of the grey matter on that one.

Hey now, leave the monkeys alone. Monkeys rule. And, judging by my logo, they grow large enough to crush the planet.

You know that 100 balancing monkey (lefty site) site is pretty frightening. I thought such things were only existant in Frank's sattire. God help us all. I don't know what they are talking about. If you followed the thread about texas politics. I live in Montgomery County and we are good conservative folk here. We don't like taxes, hippies, monkeys, or ninjas. We believe that the answer to abortion is self control. Women, keep your legs closed. Men, keep it in your pants. If you can't then suffer the consequences and raise your kids!!!! And most of all, like Frank, we have guns!! Lots of 'em!!! If you come here you will see them in the back widows of our pickup trucks parked out in front of our trailers er uuhhmm--manufactured homes. And if them thar lefties ever succeed in banning our guns, Who are they gonna send to git 'em?? I bet thats a reality they failed to consider. They kept referring to planks in there dicussion of our politics. I think they really like Franks pirate posts!! I think i'll stick to reading IMAO, it just makes more sense.
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Just got back from seeing Kill Bill and am checking my e-mail 'fore I retire. Expect a review tomorrow with the kind of scrutiny you won't get from Ebert.

Man, that 100 mentally unbalanced monkeys board is crazy, do people give a crap what he says?Does anyone (but us) go to his site?

I called him a numbnut a lot, I will call him numbnut some more if u tell me too.

I would be very suspecious of that character's motiviation. I believe he is under monkey mind control, which is even worse than the mind control of Bill Clinton. You have been warned.

What a knumb knut...

"suspicious"

See? I warned you. It's happening already....

What a

Numbnut.

Dumb bastid woont no wizecrak if e see it. Frnak shuod carpit balm hunnert munkeys.

Me thinks t'would be better to heap lavish praise on the poor soul. After many years, he may exalt himself to a legend in everyone else's mind.

Me, I'm a lucky dog. I found a soft spot to land, in the middle. Voted the straight Dem ticket for the last twenty seven years. Voted Repub the very first time, on Tuesday, for Arnie.

There is hope for some. For others?

Did anyone catch the strange and enchantingly beautiful closing story on either CBS/NBC's (?) main evening news broadcast? A couple enrolled their kindergarten age child in a special ed class, as an elective. To teach him diversity of mind.

no wonder he wants to bomb the vatican he is obviously a servant of satant :>

Satant? Is that Satan's estranged brother who, instead of drawing people towards sin in general, wants to draw them towards the specific sin of kicking old ladies in the shins and then running away?

Yo, Elmo,

What kind of idjit thinks that voting for Arnold is a step in the right (and I do mean right as in right/left) direction? That CA sun must be melting your synapses. Is it true that there is going to be a terrible earthquake and that the San Andreas Fault will split and that the all lands east of it will slide into the Atlantic Ocean? Have you had your tummy tuck yet? How about the eye lift (didn't know it looked so bad, did ya'?).

It's not that I don't like California. It's just some of the people, know what I mean? It's not called the land of fruits and nuts for nuthin'. Don't get me wrong...my Unc Al lives out there, and he's a hardworking veteran, a real USA citizen. But sun baked beach boys like you just don't get it.

Asta La Vista from the other 90% of the national electorate.