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October 14, 2003
Links of the Day
Posted by Frank J. at 09:12 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

The Demoncrat was very popular, so it's going to be hard to top with Kill Bill The Demoncrat - Volume 2, but I'll try. I just finished writing it and will proof and post it tomorrow morning. I got a great idea (actually, a rehash of an old one) for Thursday where I'll try and top both of those together.

Well, coming up with ideas is fun, but writing is a bitch. I guess the weekend is for free time (which I plan to spend finishing up the editing of my novel).

Enough about me... on to the links!

I forgot yesterday to link to John Hawkins list of things he hates other conservative websites to do. It's all obviously aimed at me.

A new blog has started up to chronicle the adventures of an American having a semester in France. Hopefully hilarity will ensue. Maybe we can make request of things we want him to tell French people and then record the reaction.

Someone has been signing me up to left-wing organizations. I got an invitation to join Poets Against the War. The war is over, dumbasses!

Whoops, that should be in the form of a poem:

The war is over, dumasses.
Get back to your pottery classes.

And then I got this from the DNC:

Dear Frank J,

Recently, newspapers from all over the country received letters from U.S. soldiers stationed in Kirkuk, Iraq, describing their efforts in that region. Many of the papers printed those letters under the assumption that they were original letters written by the soldiers who signed them.

But they weren't. In fact, all the letters were identical except for the signatures.

As the Olympia, Washington Olympian reported, the letters were the same right down to the typing. The Olympian even received two of the letters signed by different hometown soldiers.

The Bush administration doesn't trust soldiers to write genuine letters to the editor, and it doesn't care what the men and women of our armed forces or their families really have to say about the situation in Iraq. Just as when President Bush put on a Navy flight suit as though it were a costume, he is again using our men and women in uniform as a prop as part of an extended public relations campaign.

We want to know what members of our military and their families really think about what's going on in Iraq -- good or bad. Click here to send us your story about what you or your family member is facing in Iraq.

They're stealing my idea! Dem bastards!

David Kaspar reports on how Germans are poisoning the minds of children against America (he also writes in German if you don't understand English such as what you are reading right now).

Well, I'm going to watch the baseball game and get to writing Thursday's post while the ideas are still fresh. I'm rooting for Chicago because the Marlins used to do spring season training in Brevard county but moved and thus we're now stuck with a Canadian team.

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9 Responses To "Links of the Day"

Chi-Coms in space:

the fucking red bastards did it, the launched a monkey,,, opps I mean a Chinanaut (whats the deference?) into space,,, I hope he pees in his space suit.

#1 - Posted by: UZI4U on October 14, 2003 10:15 PM

Actually, the suits usually are made to accomodate urination.

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 14, 2003 10:30 PM

Not in china, they told him to hold it

#3 - Posted by: UZI4U on October 14, 2003 11:35 PM

Thanks for linking to us Mr Frank J sir. I've written something, and Tom'll have an essay up tomorrow.

#4 - Posted by: Jeff @ BigStick.us on October 15, 2003 12:12 AM

Rather annoying how the NYT and Dems and such are, to pun, behind the times on those form letters.

#5 - Posted by: Dave on October 15, 2003 12:14 PM

"The Bush administration doesn't trust soldiers to write genuine letters to the editor"


- - -I blogged about this today.

The gall of the DNC to offer a link that says "Learn how the Bush administration used our soldiers as a public relations prop"....and the link sends you to a story that offers not even a HINT of an accusation that it had anything to do with the administration.

Moreover, following reports have indicated that it was a few soldiers who wrote and distributed the letter themselves.

In spite of that, the DNC manages to accuse the administration of being behind it.
Christ on a stick, that's dishonest.

#6 - Posted by: Jon Henke on October 15, 2003 01:16 PM

re: the anti-war poets.

On their site it says "As of October 14, according to Iraq Body Count, over 9000 Iraqi civilians may have been killed and at least 20,000 civilians injured in Iraq since the opening of George Bush's war."

#1 My goodness! George Bush has been fighting this war All By Himself??! Why hasn't anyone told me about this? Dang, he's a tougher hombre than I thought.

#2 "May have been killed"?? Excuse me, but that sounds like an important distinction there. I don't know, but if I were going to protest something, I'd be pretty darn sure I knew what the heck it was I was talking about. "may have been killed" or maybe they're counting a few people a couple hundred times?

#3 They neglected to mention that the "civilians" who were killed were not even from Iraq and they were screaming "Death to America" and shooting at them at the time. But hey, why nit-pik, right?

#7 - Posted by: Jewels~Jungle on October 15, 2003 04:00 PM

Hey Henke, about that "Christ on a stick" comment, I did all that Calvary thing for you, and it wasn't so you could make some witty little curse/comment at my expense. Should I forgive you, or crush you?

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