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October 20, 2003
Frank Answers: Popeye Laugh, Convenient Bombing, Baseball Curses, and Poo Flinging Monkeys
Posted by Frank J. at 12:34 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (33)

Ross McIntosh from Syria writes:
How would I type Popeye's laugh? I've tried all kinds of things and
none of them seem to convey it properly.

"Ah Guh Guh Guh!" seems closest to me, but nothing can match the sound of the world's most disfigured man himself.


Jessica R. from Waco, Tx writes:
While bombing the nations of France, Germany, Iraq, Syria, North Korea, and any other stupid, socialist, or annoying countries is appealing... oh, so deliciously appealing, is there any way to make it more efficient? I mean, it just seems wasteful to bomb all the countries individually, so I'm wondering if there's a way we can simply round these countries up in one convenient location.

That's what U.N. summits are for (far as I can figure).


Mike from a hole in the ground asks:
Will the Red Sox win the World Series next year?

No, because of the curse from when they sold the Bambino to fund opening the pharaoh’s tomb in which they found a goat.

Plus, they will never beat the Yankees since they have Hideki Matsui who has the spirit of the samurai in him and hits very honorable homeruns. Hai!


Mike, Franklin, TN writes:
recently i read that monkeys fling poo to show love, hate, or jealously. and i also read that monkeys fling poo alot. liberal democrats also enjoy flinging poo around mainly at republicans. so i guess my question is,are democrats really just cyborgs created by the monkeys to destroy us all?

Just Al Gore.

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33 Responses To "Frank Answers: Popeye Laugh, Convenient Bombing, Baseball Curses, and Poo Flinging Monkeys"

I hate the Yankees. Blugh!

#1 - Posted by: John on October 20, 2003 02:59 PM

I thought I hated the Marlins more than the Yankees (I grew up an Indians fan), but now that I live in Massachusetts and closely followed the Sox series, I realize that I hate the Yankees more, because they pissed me off last week, whereas the Marlins pissed me off six years ago.

So I'd rather the Marlins win, but I hope both teams play like crap. So far, they're taking turns.

#2 - Posted by: Dave on October 20, 2003 03:49 PM

Why is Ross in Syria and what evil might involve Popeye?

#3 - Posted by: Kurt on October 20, 2003 04:16 PM

If you employ sophisticated phomene scanning and conversion technology, as I just have, you find that a proper transcription of Popeye's laugh is:

Ackackackackack

I Yam What I Yam.

#4 - Posted by: Steve Skubinna on October 20, 2003 04:38 PM

Sheesh.

Just check any vintage popeye comic book, and you'll find that his laugh is clearly rendered as "Arf arf arf".

#5 - Posted by: SparcVark on October 20, 2003 05:50 PM

Jessica R: Bring on the next summit, I say. Harry Truman their sorry buttinskis!

#6 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 21, 2003 12:31 AM

John,

You state you "hate the Yankees". I hate the rebels, but we will both assuredly get over it as soon as this rebellion is quelled. Stop by for a brandy.

To the Union,

WSH

#7 - Posted by: General Winfield Scott Hancock on October 22, 2003 01:00 PM

Go sit on a Viagra, Vig-RX. It's as much love as you're bound to get in a lifetime.

#8 - Posted by: Bilbus on October 27, 2003 01:55 PM

Great comments guys. Peter FDA

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