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October 28, 2003
Muckadoo About Nothing
muck-a-doo: n. mindless idiot following those slightly less mindless; especially a left-wing protestor/ranter repeating common, discredited diatribes. I came up with this term some time ago, but first used it on this site in my second hate letter to Michael Moore. It's simply a garbling of the second line of the phrase: Monkey see. Muckadoo. Anyway, if it already means something else, I'm unaware. Apparently it has greatly agitated John Kusch (linked in the previous post), but, glancing at his blog, he was already pretty agitated before we came along (like many far left these days). Some advice to him: If you rant against a satire site, expect to be called a muckadoo. And, in the future, take it like a man. BTW, unless someone kills all terrorists soon, this site may be down tomorrow. The Puppy Blender has uncovered a plot by some muckadoos for a DoS attack on Hosting Matters. If you find my site is not working then... well... wait until it works again. I'm not putting up some back up site. If you are relying on IMAO for up to date news information, then God help you. I've got a lot to do tonight, including coming up with tomorrow's IMW, and I need to have it all done by 9pm since that's when the season premiere of 24 is on which I plan to watch on my widescreen HDTV which I just finished paying off this month. One of these days I'll need to get a laptop with WLAN so I don't have to choose between my computer and my widescreen TV, but such a day is not coming soon since a) money does not grow on trees b) credit card companies apparently expect me to pay them back at some point. Until we meet again. 28 Responses To "Muckadoo About Nothing"
What? They want their money back? I thought they were just being nice... I have to go steal someone else's identity and live a life of secrecy now. Later Frnak. I mean Frank. Sorry. #1 - Posted by: Tim E on October 28, 2003 07:02 PM--->Some advice to him: If you rant against a satire site, expect to be called a muckadoo. And, in the future, take it like a man.
FRANK J! I have been reading your site for 0.3 seconds, and I've come to the conclusion that your brand of "humor", or as I call it, "conservative cum rags", is obviously gay-bashing, unfunny, crap. You pampered right-winger! And since all neo-cons (whatever that is) are obviously evil, due to my impeccable logic, you are evil and so obviously not satirical. Any idiot can see that there is no humor here. #3 - Posted by: John Kusch on October 28, 2003 08:54 PMNo kidding. His panties are definitely bunched up. Funny how that high-minded election discourse just became a "Republicans hate gays" rag. Loud too. My my. #4 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on October 28, 2003 09:42 PMHow did John Kusch get that for his e-mail address? I wanted that one. #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 28, 2003 10:04 PMI thought that was Glenn Reynold's email addy..... ;) #6 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on October 28, 2003 10:56 PMI made a special effort to annoy Muckado-thought-Nazi and have seemed to have succeeded. Not only has he deleted all the comments I made (except the one I just posted 30 seconds ago) but he replied to tell me to stop. What a Muckado. Thanks for the word Frank J, it works wonders. May I suggest that we all send annoying comments on a regular basis so he spends more time deleting than posting? It could only be for the common good. Except he'd get more hits...damn. #7 - Posted by: Jake D on October 29, 2003 06:31 AMI've been linked to that useless blog before, but it took me a few minutes to figure it out. Man those leftie liberals are so self-absorbed. Their writing is so self-centered it's amazing. Where else can you go and on a page with 4 or 5 entries, find 2 or 3 that just leave you scratching your head, as in "What the HELL are you talking about?!!" Damn that's annoying. And there's nothing quite as unseemly as a gay person who cannot go 10 seconds in an argument without throwing out the gay-hater card. "Well, I can't win this argument on intellect, you just hate gays". There's some sound logic for you! #8 - Posted by: Sherard on October 29, 2003 07:45 AMWhat John hasn't figured out is that most conservatives don't hate gays, we just hate stupid people. He has clearly demonstrated that he is stupid, hence the hate. But, being stupid, he can't see that and thus confuses it with gay bashing. (btw, I call that the stupid paradox.) #9 - Posted by: Clancy on October 29, 2003 08:00 AMConcerning John Kusch It just comes from a victim mentality. It is very annoying; but it should just be ignored as something from a stupid, whining ass who is throwing a childish hissy fit. #10 - Posted by: Anton on October 29, 2003 02:24 PMSomebody tell that guy "neo-cons" are actually a liberal movement. Fat Kid 1, John 0. #11 - Posted by: fat kid on October 29, 2003 07:08 PMMan that Muckado fella is easier to wind up than a spring loaded toy. I've been having another crack at him and of course the comments are deleted with super-nerd-like efficiency. How will he ever meet nice men if he stays home all the time? i even used a good name this time - Manuel El Fuego Delamusica - which I now plan to use for each shit stir until I can come up with a longer one. Frank he should bow at your altar for the number oh hits you gave him. #12 - Posted by: Jake D on October 29, 2003 11:34 PMits a big JOO conspiracy, apparently frank told him to get off his high horse and we'd go away :/ or so he claims. I blame Sharon. #13 - Posted by: fat kid on October 30, 2003 11:55 AMHe's a muckadoo. #14 - Posted by: _Jon on October 30, 2003 02:13 PMEND THE ILLEGAL, RACIST AND ZIONIST COLONIZATIONS OF IRAQ AND PALESTINE! #15 - Posted by: h on October 30, 2003 02:34 PMh, Join our side. We will give you virgins in Paradise when you kill yourself in glorious love for the Prophet. Some of these virgins will even be girls. Yes, hate the American purveyor of porn Jew lovers. Be jealous of their cars and homes. Don't forget, if it weren't for Americans, you wouldn't have anything to commit suicide for. You would not eat sweetmeats and sex the little virgins in Paradise. Here's a C-4 jacket...have fun. #16 - Posted by: Kofi Annan on October 30, 2003 03:48 PM"Any idiot can see that there is no humor here." - John Kusch You spotted that, so it must be true. Let's hear it for the idiot. *yawn* #17 - Posted by: Ironbear on October 30, 2003 05:05 PMHey Kusch breathe, Humor is as humor does, stinky. You're gay. Do I mean gay like in fag, or gay like in happy? Let your humor decide. Satire is an intelligence test. You flunk. You stunk. You got funk like a skunk, unc. You be foul like a bird and buzzed like a bee. You be flat like a pop and beat like a cop. Do you want me to stop all this Dr. Seuss slop? Your one neuron brain tries to fight to maintain, but it just cannot make it, it's so plain you just fake it. So crawl in your hole, and weep for your soul, cause your lefter than left, your wrong when your right. And I'm willing to bet that you ain't quite learned yet that my bullet will win in your flower boy fight. copyright 2003 Ed Asner #18 - Posted by: Bilbus on October 30, 2003 09:01 PMBilbus and Ironhead Do you not realize that I'm gay? Therefore all my opinions are at least 16.4 times more valuable than yours. I laugh at your neo-conservative claptrap, and laugh (in a gay manner, of course) at your general direction. P.S. Check out my e-mail address. #19 - Posted by: John Kusch on October 31, 2003 07:05 PMQuestion should be: "Do we care that you're gay?" Ummm... no. You'd still be an idiot if you were hetero. ;] 'Sides... what makes you assume I'm NOT gay? Dipshit. #20 - Posted by: Ironbear on November 1, 2003 10:16 PMIronbear, you do realize that that's not really John Kusch, right? It's just making fun of his incoherent ramblings. Again, NOT John Kusch. Ah. Are you sure? *peers* But they write so much alike! ;] Gee, I feel so embarrassed now. I may have to go post a muckadoo comment on Kusch's blog to expiate. ;] #22 - Posted by: Ironbear on November 3, 2003 02:18 AMJohn Kusch doesn't like gay gun nuts! Why does he hate my lifestyle? I feel oppressed, and major asspained by this mean liberalassclown dumbasswipe muckafother. I mean meaner meanest. #23 - Posted by: Eric Scheie on November 3, 2003 07:31 PM Muckafother. Eric, you rock. #24 - Posted by: David Paglia on November 3, 2003 08:44 PMI have to say, those are some of the most compelling anti-gun control arguments (as well as some of the most pathetic pro-gun control) I've seen in quite a long while. Good stuff. #25 - Posted by: on November 3, 2003 09:53 PMI'm neither for nor against gun control. I don't really care about guns. The point of the comment Eric linked to is that the government has never given gay citizens a fair shake, and the gun issue only creates another opportunity for that unfair shake to be shaken, as it were. But I know that if you look at, oh, I dunno -- ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY -- I'd say the number of societal problems solved by guns are heavily outweighed by the problems caused by guns. But that's just me having no sense of humor -- other peoples' blood is funny! All these words getting stuffed in my mouth. Can't help but wonder if they're a metaphor for something else. #26 - Posted by: John Kusch on November 11, 2003 07:08 PMBuy www.i-directv.net this it is a wonderful addition to anyones home entertainment system. #28 - Posted by: directv on May 27, 2004 07:56 PMPost a comment
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