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November 13, 2003
Bloggers Unite - A Cause Worth Fighting For
I'm one who usually stays away from trendy causes, but Don of Anger Management has come up with something that get my full support - making me rich and famous by the end of 2004. I think this is such a great idea I'm going to put ninety percent... no, make that a hundred percent of my salary behind this. Don makes some great points. I am much funnier than Dave Barry with little time to devote to this, and, if I was rich and famous so I could spend more time coming up with humor, I'm sure I could come up with stuff so funny to make what's on this blog now look like utter crap. Also, think of all the prestige I'd bring to the blogosphere by being rich and famous; all the other blogs would get more traffic as a result. Plus, all of you could tell people how you knew Frank J. before he was rich and famous, enthralling everyone with your stories. So who wants to join this grand movement? Charter members will get to ride on my yacht. And remember, I'll be doing all the hard work of actually being rich and famous, while you get the benefits of knowing someone who is rich and famous. I have my own ideas of how to become rich and famous, Don has his, but more would be useful. I think I might want a different acronym for the movement than Don came up with, though; something about it just rubs me wrong. On the subject of making me rich, I think we're about out of Nuke the Moon t-shirts. Only XL size is left. The new t-shirt is currently still in the planning stages, and I'll tell you more as I know more. I still plan to post more Peace Gallery photos, especially when my lazy brother finally gets me his, but I lost some sent to me when all me e-mails were wiped out. A special In My World™ is scheduled for tomorrow. I'm doing it on a Friday since it's not political. Since I don’t have work tomorrow, I plan to sleep in, so don’t expect the post to appear in the wee hours of the morn. The next chapter of Yvonne's Ashes - Lost in Ninja Forest - will come next week. Now make me rich and famous! UPDATE: Last shirt has been sold... but I still want more money! 34 Responses To "Bloggers Unite - A Cause Worth Fighting For"
Frank, on the surface this is a brilliant idea however I worry that once you are rich you will lose your edge. Y'know like the Stones or the Simpsons. I'd prefer that you be medium famous like the South Park guys who are much funnier now that their moment in the sun is over (so to speak). In the meantime will you accept worthless Canadian dollars? #1 - Posted by: The Meatriarchy on November 13, 2003 06:47 PMfrank Whaddya mean "Only XL size is left"!? What kind of pencil-necked blogboys are buying up all the Ls and Ms?* Get to the gym and move some iron, you pansies! I just rec'd my own beatiful XL shirt yesterday and by God, if it doesn't fit snugly around the biceps...well, it's back to the bars! Semper Fi, MFs! *I understand that men's small looks great on the wimmins, so never mind that. #3 - Posted by: Curtis the Former Marine on November 13, 2003 08:32 PMI have money. LOTS of money. My money comes from HELL. There's more where that came from. Take it from me! #4 - Posted by: Eric Scheie on November 13, 2003 08:33 PMIs that the T-shirt you did not want to send to a soldier in the Gulf, little rich man ? #5 - Posted by: Amphitryon on November 13, 2003 09:07 PMYou mean you're NOT rich? Why again do I read you, hmmph. hln #7 - Posted by: hln on November 13, 2003 09:34 PMMe-me-me-me-me! I wanna be a groupie!!! *ahem* I mean, I would find it a great honor to be a Chartet Member of the club, dear boy. This weekend, I shall upend the sofa, and anything resembling $$$ which emerges is yours. Onward to riches and fame for Frank! #8 - Posted by: jean on November 13, 2003 11:37 PMFrank, aren't you squared to be sodomized by trying to get rich. You are the one who might be screaming "Frank J." during the act. You are a gay, aren't you ? #9 - Posted by: Amphitryon on November 13, 2003 11:38 PMBTW Frank, did you know that Kevin was going to Tampa next week ? He is looking for evening entertainments. And, about you being rich, I just only recommend the page of your pictures. I have one picture updated. #10 - Posted by: Amphitryon on November 14, 2003 12:59 AM"Cutty Nole Nole Number 19"... Frank, this blog is my 'Doonesbury' but without the pictures and is a lot more funny and insightful. If the Movement considers another name, how about one with your trademark "muckadoo" in it? (Although right off the bat, you can probably scratch out "Muckadoo About Nothing.") Maybe "Muckadoomed," since your prose is to muckadoos what MOABs are to OBL's cave rats. Rirliw, your prose is not understandable to me, but there is a reason to this, which is that you are a Grooweckaflook. I am in war against the Grooweckaflooks and I am killing all of them, with a sniffer. I have read the largeamericanpenis, I read here about the long Frank J. American penis, so long that it beyond the statue of the Liberty, but Rirliw, you are the short American idea. To be short, your post are shorts. Aren't you too tired reading the other people's blog and writting nothing on yours ? #13 - Posted by: Amphitryon on November 14, 2003 02:06 AMNo, Amphi. And you can't snuff out all the Groowhatevers because most live offworld on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, and 23rd moons of Jupiter. BTW, how's your cat? (Sorry about the koroish length of this and my last post.) Nah, don't worry about him lossing his edge when he gets rich. From what I've seen of rich people, they just get edgier, er more edjary, ah where is my darn, dictionary,......'scues me someone is manifesting.......akk...erk..gork. #15 - Posted by: deadtoad on November 14, 2003 09:13 AMRirliw, I am a transideal planer, I can go anywhere, also to the moons of Jupiter. The only place I don't want to go is the apex. My cat is fine. He cannot hunt the rats, since its a sacred of Birmanie, but I have killed them all, only one last in the cave, but I have eaten the cheese before it got it. So, it's only a matter of days. I mean to kill the rat. In fact, Chinese are more acute than my cat to kill the rat. People like you should not read my blog. You always criticize, you never leave a comment and you mockeries are weird. Can you translate to me: Rirliw, they are not Groowhatevers. Frank J., I have made the famous history of blogging that I planned to do long ago. You should read it, because I have been fired out of Blogging Network because of it. It might be because of journalism investigations, since the top blogs on BN are working for CNN. As I recall, Al Franken (spit!) had the same idea, but he inefficiently tried to use an entire decade to accomplish his goal (The Al Franken Decade). Does this mean you think you are ten times the man Al Franken is, since you aim to use only 1/10 the time he allotted himself for this task of self-fullfillment? Rich Lowry (national review online) has been challenged to fight by Al, but has refused in a gentlemanly manner (one need not accept the challenges of non-gentlemen). Would you accept a challenge to fight Al? Would you cahllenge Al to fight? (please, oh, please, oh please?) #18 - Posted by: me on November 14, 2003 03:14 PM..We were supposed to wait for a 'movement' to "Start a rumor that Frank J. is gay. Frank will have to hold a press conference to deny these rumors and this will get him a lot of attention."? Shit. #19 - Posted by: Jamie on November 14, 2003 07:25 PMMademoiselle Amphitryon wrote: Can you translate to me: It's a leftist comic strip by Garry Trudeau. Used to be very funny in the 70s. It's gone *way* downhill since then. http://www.ucomics.com/doonesbury/ Movement A group of people with a common cause. The "Mother of All Bombs", the name for a spectacular non-nuclear weapon, first demonstrated right before the overthrow of the Taliban. OBL Ossama bin Laden, the evil, possibly dead, leader of a major terrorist organization. --Jeffrey Boulier #20 - Posted by: Jeffrey Boulier on November 14, 2003 08:31 PMI'm not liking this spreading a rumor that I'm gay idea... #21 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 14, 2003 09:51 PMFank, look at it his way...THe more you deny being gay, the more media ocverage wwill cal...all you in favor I think. #22 - Posted by: Don W. on November 15, 2003 12:39 PMOhmmm... dear Frank, maybe this Amphitryon is in love with you like she was of Kevin... That means that you are in serious troubles! All my support! #24 - Posted by: Ishtar on November 15, 2003 08:00 PMUm...yeah...I posted that last comment after returning from a Deftones concert. I was, one might say, slightly afield from sobriety. #25 - Posted by: Don W. on November 17, 2003 09:34 AMWe specialize in high quality prepaid phone cards services offering you at the best rates to many worldwide phone destinations. #26 - Posted by: calling cards on January 17, 2004 12:33 PMNiccceee pagee #27 - Posted by: Acanty on February 20, 2004 08:27 AMBuy www.i-directv.net this it is a wonderful addition to anyones home entertainment system. #28 - Posted by: click here on May 28, 2004 03:25 AMThis is offically the first time that i've ever blogged something. So like most things that I start working on in my life, i'll insult it, thusly putting myself in a dillusion that i'm any better. Isn't blogging supposed to be about things that matter. Like that Iranian fellow that was 60 minutes, he's blogging even when the government threatened his livelyhood for doing it. I'd love to see what half of us would do if the government walked up to our doors and started jailing us because we expressed our opinion. So when you blogging think, its something we are actually alowed to do. #29 - Posted by: Apathetic Fallacy on November 13, 2004 12:55 AMWow i need to buy a dictionary or atleast not be drunk while posting. This short discription is about Blogging. The success of the event shows that collaboration and collaboration technologies are recognized as critical issues across financial services. In an industry driven by information flows and deep expertise, allowing professionals in financial institutions and their clients to integrate their work and thinking is clearly the way things are heading. We began to touch on some of the implications for bank strategy and value-creation in the industry in the event; this theme will play a bigger role in our future conferences. #31 - Posted by: Stephen on November 20, 2004 05:10 AMestrace Your site is by far the best one estrace #33 - Posted by: Estrace on November 30, 2004 10:02 AMestradiol This is absolutely true estradiol #34 - Posted by: Estradiol on November 30, 2004 11:44 AMPost a comment
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