So, you're name is Frank Fleming. Now we who didn't know can all sleep better at night.

Well deserved praise!

Woo woo! Go Frank J! I swoon in the presence of such fame. Can I have your children?

And for those of you who are wondering, yes, I'm just sucking up because I want him to link me and he hasn't done it yet. But I am persistent; oh yes, I am persistent.

You have reached a new high, Frank.

When you become famous and filthy rich, please don't forget the little people.

*standing ovation*

The fumes from newspaper ink are....dangerous.

"He's a rich, white guy," said entertainer and Arnold mimic Matthew Malcolmson of Ventura. "He's one of the paragons of the establishment. There's nothing vulnerable about him."

"He's bulletproof," agreed Michael Broggie, 61, of Thousand Oaks, a marketing manager who gets a kick out of doing Schwarzenegger-isms. "Flameproof, too."

Now, if we just skip the parts of the article between the Frank J part and these quotes, we can pretend tht Frank J is already rich and famous (and bulletproof)

Congratulations on getting into the news without being led away in handcuffs. Good job!

You got a whole section of the article dedicated to you.

I bow to your superior awesomeness.

I bet Aquaman has never been mentioned in a newspaper. Yet another way Aquaman

Frank, Front Line Voices was cited in World Magazine a few issues back. Congrats.

My name will probably be only mentioned in the paper twice, when I was hatched and when I croak. I am in serious envy here...

Congratulations! Now I can wear my Nuke The Moon T-shirt with a look of defiant, I-told-you-so panache!

The unfortunate thing is that your arnold stuff wasn't even close to being the funniest thing you've ever written.

FWIW, I think that would have to be the "In my world" episode in which John Wayne kills Josef Stalin.

You're 24? I thought you were younger.

I see Don's (of Anger Management), little plan to make you rich and famous is working out splendidly. I love it when a plan goes right.

Congratulations Mr. Frank "Joooo" Fleming. You deserve the high praise.

Try not to stomp too hard on us little people, who knew you when, on your way up to fame and fortune.

Yeah, I got lots of press in little league. Its been all downhill since then.

Wow. The Ventura County Star. Color me impressed.

That'd be, what, two or three steps up from the Podunk Intelligencer...?

(Actually, I've read the Star - not actually horrible, not at all.)

(Except it's a newspaper.)

(But at least it's a Scripps paper, not a NYTimes paper.)

So the J stands for Fleming?

Why is everyone so surprised that Frank's last name is Fleming? I mean, if you drop a little something in his PayPal tipjar, his account comes up as ffleming@[something... I don't have the e-mail handy]. Pretty obvious.

Oh, wait... You mean you people have never actually financially supported the funniest blogger in the world? Nevermind.

Congrats Frank :-)

Now that you're even more famous, you don't need the flood of web traffic that I send your way from my blog. Err, uhh, congratulations anyway.

Kewl.

I am in awe of your newfound fame, not to mention more than just a little bit envious.

Yeah, I know, I am already the Emperor of All the Universe, but some media recognition sure would be nice. Before I have all the journalists executed, of course.

Gee, I dunno! I have thought about this issue and its hard to get clarity. I, therefore, have to say I am totally undecided and it is nagging away like worrying about an early pregnancy test.