"but you people need to help to by coming up with other ideas for how I can achieve fame and money"

Well, Frank, it's easy...just send five people five dollars. They each send five dollars to people and send one back to you. Those 25 people send 5 dollars to five people and send one back to the original five and one to youthose 125 people send five dollars to five people and send one dollar to the previous people down the line. Those 625 people eacxh send you a dollar along with the others up the line. The way I figure it...you're up roughly $655...now send five dollars to five other people...

might not make you famous...but you could buy that when you're rich!

In retrospect, that sounds like a lot of work (for $755...). Just go ahead and send your account info to that nice Nigerean fellow.

Frank, you hinted at something now you must go thru it. Terrorist Safaris sponsored by DoD and hosted by Steve Irwin. Hell, you could even have chomps the angriest dog as a blood hound and Buck the Marine holding up the trophies for tourist photos.

Maybe some Iraqui kids doing the Indiana Jones "mista, mista...show you were terrorist hides for 1 dollah"

"Remember, if I get rich and famous enough, I could probably have Ted Rall disappeared"

Best incentive yet to make Frank rich!

Instead of disappearing Rall, can we just maim him?

I was thinking about a Ted Rall pinata..."here kids, use my louisville slugger"...

France. *spit* I. Hate. France.

That Steve Irwin quote was a little beauty!

When you are set up for the terrorist hunting excursions, it would be fun to give away a few promotional outings. Free trips could be aranged for whiny liberal types who could use a little more exposure to the real world. To help them fully understand teh terrorist culture, you couls dress them in native clothes before starting the rest of the hunt.

We should just call ourselves the Justice League.

Famous? Hmmmm....maybe you could be in Paris Hilton's next video or jump into Niagra Falls. Now the rich part....hmmmm? Try that Paris Hilton thing again I think she's rich.

The French were plenty of help - they warned us against getting into an invasion based on no evidence (or, apparently, fact), which would then descend into our troops being shot at by Iraqis who don't appreciated being occupied by a foreign power. Good advice from a good friend.

How about a telethon? We could get Jerry Lewis to host it, then set him on fire while bashing around some French people.

Hey didn't we already bomb the French? Does Libya ring a bell? Reagan summed it up beatifully "Well I guess they were tired!" The French will never learn.

Frank, just publish a book of In My World's. You already have plenty. Just organize 'em a little. Then you don't have to write anything but an introduction thanking all the "little people" who read your website.

You do know that talking about having Ted Rall disappeared will only inflame his extreme paranoia and lead to more ravings from him...

...wait, that isn't a bad thing. Objection withdrawn. :)

Maybe we could bomb them WITH douchebags.

forget Ted Rall - I want Michael Moore disappeared...

That I'll pay for. Where do I mail the check?

Michael Moore is too well known.

But I still have ways of dealing with him...

In monkey news, Indonesia farmers are having their crops destroyed by monkeys.

Lies...all lies!

"...I still have ways of dealing with him..."

Hey, Frank, how about putting Michael Moore AND Ted Rall in the same room? After about 24 hours, Michael Moore will eat Ted Rall, then we can turn Cannibal Moore over to the authorities. Okay, who am I kidding, give Moore about 20 minutes without a cheeseburger and Ted would be ralled...

Rich? Two words, FJ: "Matthew Lesko."

Terrorist safaris?! Count me in! I was just reading an old SOF and thinking that I'd like to get back into the shiznit (ideally via the mercenary fantasies I've always harbored, but legitimately if necessary), but I'm married and working full-time and just can't commit to another 4-year enlistment--and there's no guarantee that Uncle Sam will even send me where I need to go. But a terrorist safari over a long weekend? Brilliant! If there were some sort of reward for each tango killed, they could just pay me a per diem that covers meals and ammo, and keep the rest of the reward to pay my air fare and incidentals. Hot damn, that's the ticket! Be sure to e-mail me when they start up, 'cause I'm going in with the first wave, bay-bee!

Terrorist Safaris... Do we get to pick and keep a gun from the U.S. armory? You know for a souvenir. I got dibs on the .50 cal rifle. Can we get an upgrade package and get a chance at bagging Ted Rall or some peace protesting hippies? Remebor 9/11.

I'm too lazy to actually go anywhere to kill terrorists, but I'm thinking that it would be a money-maker to import some terrorists and put them in specially fenced areas. Kind of like an exotics ranch. Just charge $2000 per kill and rake in the dough!

Gitmo is too far away, but it's a good start. Huntsville, TX would be ideal. :D

I can see it!
You put five dollars into the machine and you get to sit in the remote-control chamber for a cave roving robot that hunts terrorists. You don't have to actually go any further than the arcade but you still get to kill terrorists. See if you can get high score today!

So you want to bomb France, because their endless pain-in-the-assery has gotten to you. Sort of like the Germans in 1800, 1870, 1914, 1939... So when the Germans next get pissed off with them, will you Americans this time stay out of it?

You could invent cold fusion and then sell it to the oil companies. I bet they would pay top dollar. Or you could go on a game show.

"You could invent cold fusion and then sell it to the oil companies." Whoa. Talk about the fastest way to get disappeared. Remember those two guys who claimed they discovered cold fusion a few years ago? Of course not. That's the point.

Now if we could somehow associate Ted Rall with cold fusion...

Ted Rall...wasn't he the fellow with that cold fusion what-not?

Now, if you'll promise to dissapear *both* Ted Rall AND Michael Moore, I'll actually pay real American money for a Charter Membership in the Make Frank Rich and Famous Club!

kinda sounds like a story I had to read in high school, where this crazy big game hunter lived on an island and waited for people to shipwreck. He would feed them well and give them 24 hours head start then go hunt them... I think it was called 'the most dangerous game' or something. random thought, yes... but it could work.

well, i'll be damned... apparently they made a movie of it... and Allahpundit mentioned it too.
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I don't know how you people could mess this up, but the beautiful Elizabeth Shue was the one who developed Cold Fusion...in "the Saint". It worked for Russia, it could work for us.

Let's put her back to work.

Wow... This stuff would be hillarious if you were joking.

I could say LOL but if I made that a habit here it would get really redundant quite fast. So, instead, holy monkey! I thought you made that quote up, then I read the article.

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