Hey Frank, regarding your poll, aren't all the choices actually one in the same thing? Kinda redundant, aint it?

Frank - I want to see Robo-Patton return. Maybe go on a mission with Buck the Marine or something.

Congrats - but it occurs to me that a fun thing would be to create a whole order of honorary Jews....hey, we can even make it a secret society and plot world domination....

Frank,
As you know Know Thy Enemy is my favorite thing you do...now I have the perfect Xmas Idea for my family to get me. And they will each get me one so I can wear one every day of the week! Thanks!

I want to see a In My World were France get the s**t bombed out of them.

For IMW: Second the Robo-Patton idea; how about Laura Bush turning out to be the one running the secret government?

Frank:
1. Please be advised that you are no longer the number google hit on "I hate Michael Moore." Even though you should be.
2. Let me get this straight. I send you money for a tee shirt that is not printed yet, sometime (maybe) you send me a shirt. What's wrong with this picture?
3. I have two questions for Frank Answers:
First Question: Why?
Second Question: I thought I was the only person who did not like monkeys. Do you know what per cent of the population do not like monkeys?
4. Your website aggravates the shit out of me because it is so difficult to navigate in it. How about some organization here, podnah. (podnah is what we call guys in Texas. We have a lot of other names for people who are not guys.)
mikey

Hey, who let Mikey in here?

Aren't you supposed to be advertising Life cereal or something?

Wait...are you Michael Moore? Because I hate that guy. If I ever find him I'm going to shhot him with an anti-tank round, seeing as that's about the only thing that stands a chance of penetrating his many layers of fat.

Anyone know where I might be able to procure an RPG with a depleted uranium tip?

Anyone? Anyone?

Damn...back to the drawing board.

Hey Frank, what happened to that story about the American on the planet divided between control-freak women and nazi thugs? I wanted to read more of that one.

Marc

Marc,
I have joined a nice writing group and am refining that story more before I think about getting it published.

Cool, I get to ask my inane "Frank Answers" question again:

Frank, do you get the 'I hate monkeys heebie-jeebies' when I post here?

MonkeyPants
Imperial Lizardoid Trainer™

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...want T-shirt now!

*mutters to himself while stumbling around in tear-blinded confusion*

Frank,

If we send pictures of us with guns, but without your nuke the moon shirts, will you still post them?

Frank J.,

You had a good question a few months back. How does one donate to the Zionist Conspiracy? Did you find out the answer? They seem to be the ones who are in power that know how to run anything right.

Screw the T-shirt. I'd pay money to guest star in an In My World post. How much would you charge?

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YAY!
can i have a free shirt?

the only IMW ideas i have come up with that i really want to see:

one where Rumsfeld gets a new S&W 500, and the first time he shoots a reporter with it, it kills everyone in the room but him, I can see it, *BANG!* *Splat* Rumsfeld "Damn, where has this gun been all my life,,,, this may be better than strangling"

One where Rumsfeld has a dream (or hell, this is an IMW, make it real) where Rumsfeld stages a coup d’état and locks bush in a closet, he then nukes everything, and when the UN complains,
he brakes into the UN meeting with a chainsaw in one hand and a Minigun in the other (I'll let you pick the one he use's to cut a hole in the door with) you take it from there.

just what I'd like to see, Rumsfeld rocks (in you're world at lest)

THE ENEMIES OF DEMOCRACY: ISLAMOFASCISM, JUDEOFASCISM AND CHRISTIANOFASCISM

Thanks to the desperate, failing war on "terror" vindicated by an "ideological" clique made up of hysteric neocons mixed with oil-stinking corporate satraps & poorly waged by the pathetic George II The Appointed -a caricatural christianofascist, everybody's aware of islamofascism, ie: Oussama & Co.

However not everybody realises that judeofascism is islamofascism's perfect double. In the youess, for instance, judeofascism is not even identified by the average youessan due to massive bushist brainwashing delivered by Pravda-like media: FoxNews, CNN & al.

Still the threat is known to France which has been the victim of a fastidious, two-year smear campaign pretending this country was the latest embodiment of nazism raised from the dead.

The slander has been pervertedly articulated thanks to false assumptions & naked forgery. True there have been SOME anti-Semitic acts of violence on the French territory, almost all of them related to Palestine-Israel-patterned hatred imported from the Middle East over to France's muslim & jewish communities. That kind of radicalisation HITTING BOTH SIDES is conjectural by nature: it will disappear once Palestine is given its elementary status & rights in compliance with UN resolution n° 181 (29 November 1947) (1), among an endless litany of similar, violated resolutions.

First bit of intellectual dishonesty displayed by France-hating judeofascists: anti-Semitic violence only is worth their selective indignation, not racist violence as a whole & certainly not anti-Arab or anti-muslim violence. Trussed up in their bigotry, judeofascists won't hesitate to count all kinds of alleged disputes reported by angry neighbours, jealous competitors or cuckolded husbands as a deed of anti-Semitism, as long as the "plaintiff" claims to be jewish… Anti-Arab acts of violence perpetrated by radicalised jews is of no interest, of course. It goes without saying that acts of violence are an Arab or muslim monopoly. Far-right jewish militias as the Bétar (2) are not denounced, not even mentioned.

Even more vicious is the odious amalgam aiming at making any Palestine defenders feel "guilty" of anti-Semitism. Anyone who sincerely thinks the lack of a viable Palestinian State (intended for Atheist, christian & muslim Arabs AND for non-Arab jews or Israelis willing to give up their Israeli citizenship) is the very root of intercommunitarian tensions, is automatically deemed to use a convenient alibi to spit out their anti-Semitic pulsions. If a Palestine upholder happens to be jewish or originates from a jewish background, then the guy is a "self-hating" jew !!! If a Palestine supporter happens to be an Israeli, then the guy is a traitor... One dare not think about a synagogue-going Israeli who'd be advocating a Palestinian State…The Union des juifs français pour la paix (French jews united for peace), a French jewish, Palestine-supporting organisation, are fought with ultimate adamancy before they could actually advocate their ideas; they are systematically attacked by the self-appointed ayatollahs of the most extreme fringe of the French jewish community. Even worse: Eyal Sivan, a French jewish, Palestine-advocating film-maker, was sent a 22-mm bullet in an envelope with a letter reading: "the next one won't be sent by mail" !!! French jewish extremists -called sharognards in France (sharognard is homophonous with charognard, ie: carrion-eater ("carrionard"), vulture etc) due to Sharon's credentials as a mass-murderer- feel now forced into ever increasing violence (verbal & physical) as the world finally acknowledge Israel's foreign policy to be what it is: an impercipient seizure of Palestine & a very ominous portent for world peace (3). Until recently Israeli occupation of Palestine consisted in gross dismantlement & meticulous confettisation of Palestinian territory interfaced with sedulous bantustanisation & perfidious decitizenisation of the Palestinian people. Today Israeli negationist technique is far more advanced: laser microvivisection has changed the "autonomous" Palestinian territory into a discontinuous garland subdivided into 220 scraps sprinkled over the colonial possession callously conquested by Israel, a rogue State endowed with uninspected WMD by another rogue State: the youessey.

Paradox: pointing out that neo-anti-Semitism DOES originate from Sharonist EQUATION of judaism with Israeli foreign policy, SHALL have you stigmatised by judeofascists as they refuse to acknowledge that their VERY behaviour is reinforcing that EQUATION. The most ridiculous instance of that paradox was brought by Jean Kahn -a former head of the CRIF (Conseil représentatif des institutions juives de France: Representative council of France's jewish institutions)- as he demanded that any French jews "should identify themselves to Israel" (4) !!! No less… Israel's colonial policy in Palestine must therefore neither be questioned nor even debated. If you do, then you will have to endure the divine wrath of mollah Jean Kahn. If you are a pro-Palestinian jewish French, be prepared to face Monsieur Kahn's fatwa & to be excommuniated by the CRIF. You will lose your jewishhood immediately & return at once to the simple state of vulgar Frenchhood. Judeofascists' fatwas notwithstanding, many people refuse to associate the entire Hebrew people with a militaristic and greedy nation like Israel. They do not represent all jews by any means. Albert Einstein, a jew "by blood" (Agnostic by religion), deplored zionism and hated all forms of warfare and violence. To associate the entire jewish people with the police State of Israel and call it anti-Semitism to be anti-Israel is ludicrous & is insulting to non-Israeli Hebrews (whatever their religious obedience) -and is a form of outright racism. Monsieur Kahn & the CRIF are both concept hijackers & love to revel in their Stalinian shariah. Just hear the famous words by Azmi Bichara, an Israeli MP of Arab ethnicity: "Admittedly, Israel is a democratic & jewish State: democratic for the jews & jewish for the Arabs".

More witch-hunting: since "hippies", "leftists", "socialists" & "communists" are "the only ones" daring to claim that Israel's policy in Palestine is a colonial one, then anyone disagreeing with ultralibéralisme (French equivalent to English neoconservatism) is necessarily anti-Semitic. As a "consequence", any greens, altermondialistes (another-world-is-possible activists), socialists & communists are labelled anti-jewish or jew-haters or judeophobes or even neo-nazis . Nice ideological wizardry, isn't it? Now, according to that kind of "intellectual" imposture, christianofascists (bushistas, neocons, "born-again" cretins, SUV-drivers, Joe-Six-Packs, RealTV-addicts, illiterate repigs, brainwashed rightards etc) & judeofascists (Arab-haters, Francophobes, Europhobes, millenarists, sharognards, zionists, postzionists, metazionists etc) all stand united in a new form of Stalinian McCarthyism which is actually their common shariah. But the greatest achievement those christianofascist & judeofascist crusaders ought to be credited for is the sheer negation of an independent jewish public opinion that may not be reduced neither to Israel, nor to the State of Israel, nor to the government of Israel, nor to Sharon. Jewishhood cannot be reducible to Israelophilia. You can admire the talmud and loathe Israel: some judeofascists deem the State of Israel to be a sacrilege abomination since it was created before the "messiah" came down on earth... You can love Yiddish theater & be utterly indifferent to Israel. You can commerate the remembrance of the Shoah and disapprove of Israel's foreign policy. You can be jewish & sympathise to the Palestinian cause. You can be an Israeli citizen and help Palestinians in their fight for freedom. You can be a free soul & refuse the party of war, of religious bigotry, of militaristic chauvinism. You can support Palestine & refuse to be instrumentalised through anti-Semitism blackmail. You can support UN resolution n° 181 & oppose psychological extortion.

Welcome to the twenty-first century.

(1) UN resolution n° 181 - 29 November 1947


Palestine three-zone partition plan:

1. a 14.000-km2 "jewish"* State with 558.000 "jews"* and 405.000 Arabs

2. an 11.500-km2 Arab State with 804.000 Arabs and 10.000 "jews"*

3. an international-status zone (corpus separatum) including Jerusalem and Bethlehem with 106.000 Arabs and 100.000 "jews"*.

Votes of the UN General Assembly sitting in 128th Plenary Session.

1. Approval: 33 States (including France, the USA & the USSR).

2. Refusal: 13 States (Afghanistan, Cuba, Egypt, Greece, India, Iran, Iraq, Lebanon, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Turkey, Yemen)

3. Abstention: 10 States (Argentina, Chile, China, Colombia, El Salvador, Ethiopia, Honduras, Mexico, the UK**, Yugoslavia).


Resolution enforcement deadline: 1 October 1948. For the the First Arabo-Israeli War broke out on 15 May 1948, resolution n° 181 could never be enforced. In 1947 jewish settlers owned 7 % of the land of Palestine under British mandate. In 1950, jewish settlers (now Israelis) captured 92 % of the bit of Palestine that was detached from the homeland to form a new State called Israel. That spoliation was rendered possible owing to the massive ethnic cleansing performed by Ben Gourion to the detriment of 1.000.000 Palestinian civilians forced to flee abroad under a vague refugee status.


*Please note that the brackets and the lack of a capital J for "jews" and "jewish" is a sign neither of anti-Semitism nor of antijudaism. For I don't see why Atheists should be the only ones to be granted the privilege of being written with minuscules only, I've chosen not to use capital letter for religious obedience: jewish, christian, muslim, buddhist etc.. As for the brackets, they simply mean that the word "jewish" is utterly irrelevant to name the non-Arab population settling in Palestine: some "jews" were absolutely secularised, hence the contradiction.


** the UK was seeking -in vain- to maintain its declining influence thanks to disorders wreaking havoc upon Palestine.





(2) The Bétar is a bunch of cowards whose favourite hobby is beating up Arab-looking people in Parisian streets at night.




(3) In a recent poll, 60 % of the Europeans asked claimed Israel to be the most dangerous threat to world peace. Iran, North Korea & the youessey all rank second: 53 %. Fifth: Irak 52%. Sixth: Afghanistan 50%. Seventh: Pakistan 48%. Eighth: Syria 37%. Ninth: Libya & Saudi Arabia 36%. Eleventh: China 30%. Twelfth: India 22%. Thirteenth: Russia 21%.




(4) in Le Monde, 6 October 2000.

Holy crap on a stick! I get the feeling that if I were able to read that, I wouldn't like it... unless, of course, it's all about buying my t-shirt.

Does u.n res. 1441 count too?

Frank,
I really wish you would sell your shirt in smaller sizes! But don't worry, i'll probably buy one anyway :)

Elizabeth

Frank, How about a Laura Bush, Rummy, and Buck the Marine field-trip to Disney World?

Would love to see how Buck handles Pirates of the Caribean(sp) and Rummy in the Tiki-room...:^D

A radio show in Chicago was making comments about Hinckley wanting to go home from his asylum without supervision. One host was so angry that he said that why not drop Hinckley in the middle of Iraq, tell him Saddam is holding Jodie Foster hostage, arm him with a gun. He would probably find Saddam, kill him; and Saddam's loyalists would in return kill Hinckley.

I almost bust a gut, but all I could think of is "In My World."

Well, Frank - how about it?

Elizabeth,
I'm making sure there are at least more mediums this time.

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