Poor Aquaman, he gets no respect.

"There are rarely large scale protests by right-leaning people on account of them having things called dignity and jobs."

Another fantastic "Know Thy Enemy" post.

And yet so true...

I'd give anything to be down in Miami today kicking fascist ass! My comrades in arms will overthrow the corporate oligarchy that enslaves womyn and minorities the world over.

END THE WTO - ELECT HILLARY!

Heh

Protestors also have terrible Hit Dice and a low AC... I mean, a cardboard tank?

"What are they going to do anyway? Take over the world and blow up the Statue of Liberty?"

Heh. I wonder how many other people get the reference?

An instant classic Frank.

One of my police officer buddies used the line from "Blazing Saddles"

We'll go a ridin into town, a-whompin and a-whoopin every livin thing in sight

Cops also call protests "Stick Day"

Peter B:

Not to mention their low INT causes them to have to make Save vs. Logic rolls on every statement they make.

Frank...Sith Monkeys are immune to bannana taunts...we basically swipe off the arm of the offender with our lightsabers and take the bannana. Occasionally we beat the taunter with his/her own arm, too.

"A number of protestors these days are anarchists. They can be identified as the protestors who can't properly pronounce what they are."

Actually, I think they can be identified by their ignorance as to what an "anarchist" is. If I have to watch another leader of an "anarchist" group talk about how much planning went into organizing their schedule of events down here in Miami, I'm going to drive my car right through their parade (Why not? All the old people down here do it!).

Not only that, but they are protesting free trade! What kind of anarchist protests the end of taxes and borders?

Protestors in the West also have terrible morale ratings. Otherwise, they'd protest someplace more dangerous.

Me neither. Happy National Ammo Week!

Don't you mean offset by 180 degrees? Or is it that the Monkey's pure evil gives them an additional 90 degree shift?

Orion

What the--? Insert *In America, the right to protest is guaranteed by the First Amendment, but I don't think it's a coincidence how that one's directly followed by one saying we should have guns.* above my previous post. Carry on.

D'oh! I forgot about National Ammo Day! du Toit is going to shoot me!

Don't worry about Kim, Frank. I knew SOMEODY would forget. I loaded up a couple of extra boxes yesterday while my wife, the lovely and gracious Linda Lou, was hogging the computer. I loaded some .357, .223 and .30-06. I'll write 'from Fnrak' on the bullets of one box. Write me in on the next mission of the Rumsfeld Strangler and we'll have one more clue for the Baffled DC Police. Pick your cartridge, sorry, no .45 acp on this run.

Frank,

You have an h infestation.

Contact the Emperor Misha ASAP as to a cure.

MonkeyPants
Imperial Lizardoid Trainer

Water Cannons work well with protesters. It's a well known fact from the "Long-haired, Tree Hugging, Maggot Infested Liberal Protester Handbook" that this is the best way to take care of your annual hygiene responsibilities.

I didn't get the "Take over the world and blow up the Statue of Liberty" refrence... explain it to me! pleeeeeze!

How can anyone not get that reference? Go rent some Heston movies.

I'm sorry i'm just not that old.

You'll have to rent Planet of the Apes...the real one, before Burton made a hash of the concept.

There are at least two separate Simpson episodes that make the same reference.

Very funny Frank! One of your best. I have to say though, your line about oxygen reminded me of something I once thought of. Do you suppose somewhere out there, there is an organization protesting the rapid waste of Earth's precious oxygen supply? They could call themselves "Students against breathing."

lmao, i love "In America, the right to protest is guaranteed by the First Amendment, but I don't think it's a coincidence how that one's directly followed by one saying we should have guns."

Seriously, Frank's true genius is best expressed by the Know Thy Enemy posts

Email their little groups, send them stories like this and other articles like female oppression in Islamic countries and see what they come out with, one of them asked me if I really thought the west was better than the Arab world with women's rights even though the very article I sent proved that the west is best. Use hotmail though and change accounts regularly because they block accounts and spam and virus attacks occasionally follow after communicating with these 'peaceful' people.

I can also recommend this drawing of a typical protester: http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/AmericanHaters.gif

Can't we use MOAB on these stinky unwashed apes?

While unleashing near-nuclear force upon anarchists seems appealing, the survivors will find themselves surrounded by half-demolished buildings, dead bodies, and burning emergency buildings. In short, they will wake up in anarchist heaven.

I personally prefer a concept known as "FLC ray guns". These Humvee mounted radio wave emitters will bombard the protestors with so much energy that they all have FLC's, or funny-looking children. This long-term solution will assure the complete absence of WTO protesters in the next generation, or at least, none we'd feel bad about breaking the face of.

When dealing with clumps particularly angry protesters, I advise the use of molotov cocktails carefully aimed and dropped from the tops of buildings. I've done this before and the cops -always- claim the protesters dropped it. Avoid using these at night because the burning rag gives away your position. When attacking at night, use two bottles tied together, one filled with pure sodium metal filings and the other... nevermind. I'm suddenly seeing the problems with the Patriot Act.

Hmmmmmm

Nikolai, you have a point. Hey, will it turn off their cell phones?

It probably wouldn't turn them off, but it might make them all ring at the same time. With the entire crowd's cell phones ringing at the same time, the degree of annoyance amongst the protestors would skyrocket, causing their heads to explode. The other alternative is that they would all pause to answer, and when they bring the phones to their heads, the radio waves would be magnified by the circuitry and cause their heads to... explode. The idea of a crowd of idiots popping like zits is morbidly interesting.

The FLC ray Humvee is an actual project, only they are using microwaves. That way, you can cause a crowd to feel uncomfortably warm, like standing too close to a bonfire, or crank it up to "Broil".

How about "DEEP FAT FRY" like Calvin's "Mertylizer"?

Frank, forget that Terrorist crap, put this on a T-shirt!

Is this for real, or have u all got shit for brains! The only one's in need of frying are U -the spineless pussies to scared to voice their opinon as loud and proud as they want.

Yeah! Not like those posters who are so brave they don't sign their posts!

Oh, wait...that's not bravery, that's cowardice...

Look chump, or is it nonanarchist?????? HUH
You are right my BRAVE friend, a coward i am. Unlike u, brave enough to leave your REAL name even though i think ur mum was on dope when she named u that!!!

you are a zionist

fuck you fascist, dumbass dubya loving motherfuckers.

Yeah, whatever