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November 24, 2003
Daily Buy My T-Shirt Reminder
Posted by Frank J. at 01:04 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

I just looked at how many people have pre-ordered my t-shirt and compared it with the population of the world and have come to the conclusion that not everyone has pre-ordered my t-shirt yet. What is wrong with you? Do you not recognize a great deal when you see one?

You buy now!

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12 Responses To "Daily Buy My T-Shirt Reminder"

Neat world page. Got me just a little curious though, where is the planet exporting and importing all that stuff To/From?

#1 - Posted by: Bob on November 24, 2003 02:38 PM

Frank, when you were comparing the two populations, are you sure you carried the 3?

#2 - Posted by: on November 24, 2003 08:12 PM

Frank, I would buy a tshirt, but I barely have enough money to buy books next semester. Sure, you say, but who needs books when you can have this great tshirt? Well, it's either one or the other, and my mom would kill me if I didn't buy books. So really, you should blame my mom.

But don't let her know you blame her, or she'll come after you. She has powers.

#3 - Posted by: Joanna L. on November 25, 2003 01:06 PM

To be totally hosest, I wouldn't even wipe my ass with ur t-shirt, n' i guess that speaks for those amongst the population who have a life!!

#4 - Posted by: on November 25, 2003 04:58 PM

Frank, you can't expect everyone in the world to buy your shirt. Remember, al Quaeda and France have been training terrorists by the thousand for years. Clearly they don't want attention drawn to them, so why would they buy such a great shirt? And then there are muckadoos like the guy who posted right above me (anonymously of course) who had terrible grammar and misuse the word "amongst." You can't expect dumb hippies like them to buy your shirt either.
I, however, not having a life, preordered mine early.

#5 - Posted by: Brian on November 25, 2003 05:04 PM

May u have many fun filled hours of ass wiping!!
But personally i find loo roll to be be more comfortable and economical.

#6 - Posted by: on November 25, 2003 05:16 PM

In my humble opinion, anyone who leaves a nasty or just plain rude post without at least using an alias is a coward only matched by the man who notices a grenade thrown into his foxhole and then, instead of throwing himself on top of it or even just alerting his companions, quietly sneaks out and hides behind something while the rest of them die.

An extreme analogy? Maybe. But the least an insulter could do is leave a name for the other, more courteous posters to make fun of.

#7 - Posted by: Joanna L. on November 26, 2003 08:49 AM

Hey Brian who committed suicide and left you Grammar Nazi? Any dam fool could see he misspelled "hoser."

#8 - Posted by: Dale on November 26, 2003 01:37 PM

I think you need to take a closer look at the racist, hate filled sh*t that the COURTEOUS? posters have left.
And as for your anology - get a fu*king life girl!!!!!!!!!!

#9 - Posted by: on November 26, 2003 02:30 PM

Cool! It's non-sequitir day in the comments and nobody told me!

I like fudge.

#10 - Posted by: SparcVark on November 26, 2003 04:12 PM

Joanna - You know the person is just afraid of the T-shirt. He knows if anyone gets near him with it, it may make too much sense, which would cause his head to explode. Or it could be drugs.

To the other person who is afraid to tell who he is - FOAD

#11 - Posted by: Shockwave on November 27, 2003 03:07 PM

Hi, if you want to find the best cheap cigarettes from all the discount cigarettes stores on the internet, enter our cigarette store and get yourself a cheap cigarette right now! We offer marlboro and all your other favorite brands. Thanks.

#12 - Posted by: cheap cigarettes on October 29, 2004 12:13 AM
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