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December 01, 2003
I Am Now a Country
Posted by Frank J. at 02:16 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Anyone know the story behind this map of the blogosphere?

BTW, I will defend my borders to the death.

UPDATE: Here is the story.

Rating: 1.1/5 (5 votes cast)

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17 Responses To "I Am Now a Country"

The Commissar made it all himself. I'm a small city in the occupied territory of the InstaDespot. Any hopes you will be invading that area soon to free a fellow Alliance member?

#1 - Posted by: Nick Queen on December 1, 2003 02:24 PM

Thanks for the link Frank (or is it Frnak?).

The fuller story of the map is at my post.

http://acepilots.com/mt/archives/000337.html

CH'Allah started directly linking to the map. Gotta go over there and send him a burnt offering, or a CLUE, or something.

(I would be greatly appreciative if you re-linked to the post.)

#2 - Posted by: The Commissar on December 1, 2003 02:32 PM

I thought that as the Imperial Secretary of War, that your territory would be a province of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller Empire or at least a tributary state.
You better hope the Emperor does not find out about this insurgency.

#3 - Posted by: Crusader on December 1, 2003 03:12 PM

If I remember my geography correctly, Frank's territory (Romania) includes Transylvania. So Frank J could invade his weaker neighbors (i.e. everyone) with his army of vampires! This intrigues me...

#4 - Posted by: Santos on December 1, 2003 03:19 PM

I have always suspected that Frank had made deals with the undead to gain his sense of humor. No man can be that funny and still have full control over his mortal soul! This is finally being made evident by his territoty and the fact that Transylvania, a place well known for it's simian vampires. It is no wonder now that Frank hate monekys, they are actually the ones that secretly control his eveyr thought. He obviously is able to rebel occasionally but not often enough to break their devilish hold on his psyche!

#5 - Posted by: flesh99 on December 1, 2003 04:20 PM

Where is the Republic of Scrapplefacia?

#6 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts At Midnight on December 1, 2003 04:24 PM

Long live the Glorious Leader of Esmayia; He Who Is Right About Everything!!!

At least he is in Dean's World... Heh...

#7 - Posted by: Casey Tompkins on December 1, 2003 06:15 PM

We should take over some neighboring countrys, and give them liberty. hrmmmm...who's first. jcoledovia? Boggaria. We'll never make it to calpundsk if we dont take out them first.

#8 - Posted by: Guipo on December 1, 2003 07:57 PM

I'm not on the map:-(, but I am waiting for some uber geek-blogger to make a blog RISK game...heh

#9 - Posted by: Mr. Lawson on December 2, 2003 03:18 AM

AUGH! The stupifying horror that is REYNOLDSSIA!

#10 - Posted by: mojo on December 2, 2003 03:50 PM

Dammit all I get is one big [X], doesn't matter, I'm probably not in it anyway.

#11 - Posted by: Dan on December 2, 2003 10:15 PM

Two days ago (1st of December) it was your national day... were are all the celebrations?

(believe me, I live here...)

#12 - Posted by: Rookie on December 3, 2003 04:09 AM

I don't know Frank, your country kind of seems borderline French to me.

#13 - Posted by: J. Holley on December 3, 2003 01:28 PM

You do a good work, keep it going

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