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December 04, 2003
Frank Answers: Medium T-Shirt, Buck's Rank, Nuking France, and Married to a Liberal
Andrew Johnston from Abbotsford, B.C.: By the way, you capitalist swine, don't you dare tell me to buy one of each! I know that trick, and it won't work! That would truly break my bank account, and I'm a poor college student just looking to buy a top-quality shirt. The t-shirts from ThoseShirts.com are certainly top quality, but it's hard for me to say how big a medium is. It's bigger than the small (which we don't offer) and smaller than the large. Don't they have medium t-shirts in Canada for you to reference, or are there only hockey jerseys in clothing stores?
I once asked my brother, Joe foo' the Marine, what rank he thought Buck was, but I forgot the answer. If Joe is reading this, maybe he could answer in the comments section. Also, maybe he could finally send me the pictures for the Peace Gallery and from his wedding, the lazy bastard. Buck has a medal for kill'n for'ners above and beyond the call of duty.
I'm sure our military has calculated exactly how many nukes it should take to obliterate France, and I'd say use that many times two. We have to make sure we nuke France proper because we'll be setting an example that future generations will learn from.
You don't need to blast your husband, but you should browbeat him to the point that he's too intimidated to ever express an opinion of his own. Most women I've known seem to be good at that. * * * * Please keep the questions coming, e-mailing me with the subject "Frank Answers" and include your name and town after the question and blog URL if you have one. Since I like the whole name and town dynamic, if you don't give me a place you're from, I'll randomly select one. 30 Responses To "Frank Answers: Medium T-Shirt, Buck's Rank, Nuking France, and Married to a Liberal"
whoa! im the first comment! see, this is what you get for reading IMAO at school instead of researching a report opposing gun control. skip school=you're #1! #1 - Posted by: slayer411 on December 4, 2003 12:50 PMdont worry she should know ho to browbeat, all married women can. #2 - Posted by: darrell on December 4, 2003 12:50 PMOkay - the funniest thing in there was you calling your brother a bastard and me taking it literally. hln #3 - Posted by: hln on December 4, 2003 01:06 PMRegarding the number of nukes needed to obliterate France. 58. This is based on the number of PWR (nuclear power generation) plants in France and the location. If we nuke each one, we can always claim ignorance and say that they had an accident in all the plants simulteneously. Actually, the mediums are pretty big. I'm 5'8", and my Nuke the Moon shirt fits like a large. #5 - Posted by: Elizabeth on December 4, 2003 04:13 PMElizabeth, I figure that Buck is a Corporal or Lance Corporal. He doesn't give orders like a sgt or officer, and takes orders from just about everyone. The military relies upon him to do everything, and complain about nothing. Yep, defenitly a Corporal. #7 - Posted by: Duncan on December 4, 2003 07:18 PMHey, did you ever think about re-issuing the Nuke the Moon in a small? I'll buy ten, I promise. I'll even make all my hippie friends wear them. #8 - Posted by: Caddie on December 4, 2003 07:56 PMseriously, you need to start coming out with shirts in smalls and/or girl's sizes. it's frustrating. and how are guys supposed to objectify us all if you can't see the goodies?? (haha, i'm kidding i swear) but come on, stop being a sexist bastard and at least come up with some shirts in a damn small, for heaven's sake #9 - Posted by: Carissa on December 4, 2003 08:15 PMI would say Buck is either a corpral (whos insignia is two stripes and crossed rifles) or a Staff sergent, whos rank is three stripes, one rocker and crossed rifles. #10 - Posted by: ThegunsofNevada on December 4, 2003 08:27 PMAww... now I have all the ladies yelling at me. It's all Doug the t-shirt guy's fault, I swear. He doesn't think the smaller sizes will sell. #11 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 4, 2003 09:56 PMI'm definetly going with a medium than (thanks elizabeth!). BUT NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO SEE MY CANADIAN GOODIES! HEHE! Maybe large t-shirts do conceal your goodies, but they also do a better of concealing your weapons. S&W - the ultimate in feminine protection #13 - Posted by: Persnickety on December 5, 2003 08:58 AMBuck the Marine? Buck Sergeant, of course. #15 - Posted by: Rustmeister on December 5, 2003 09:17 AMNuking France.... Now do we just want them to surrender, 1/2 a nuke. If we want to ride the earth of France, the more the better. Maybe we will get Sadom and Bin Laden in the process. How about baby Ts for the girls with 'IMAO' in red on them. Guys will have a reason to stop and talk to the good looking girl to ask what it is, and guys will praise you for giving them a way of hitting all the hundreds of thousands of good looking girls. #16 - Posted by: Dark Indy on December 5, 2003 04:11 PMGood looking girls don't enjoy being hit. Trust me. #17 - Posted by: Ross on December 5, 2003 07:02 PMI was wondering when someone would bring up a "tight fitting" t-shirt for the adorable ones. *cleans binocs in anticipation* #18 - Posted by: alfredo stroessner on December 5, 2003 10:12 PMwtf. any country with a monetary umit called the "Looney" deserves everything it gets, and good and hard. #19 - Posted by: jc on December 6, 2003 02:44 AMwtf. any country with a monetary umit called the "Looney" deserves everything it gets, and good and hard. #20 - Posted by: jc on December 6, 2003 02:44 AMOpen your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua #24 - Posted by: Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua on May 19, 2004 03:26 AMOpen your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua #27 - Posted by: Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua on May 27, 2004 09:00 PMSpeaking of Nuking France. I found a cool website with TONS of Nuke France Stuff at real good pricing.. http://www.nukewear.com #28 - Posted by: Unlisted on October 26, 2004 11:53 AMowned love acute gotta You in pain Post a comment
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