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December 14, 2003
We Like Totally Captured Saddam!
We got the bastard! Congratulations to the fighting men and women in Iraq and to the Iraqi people. Consolations to the press and to the Democrats. I guess you can use the line, "Well, you still don't have Osama!" but I'm not sure how well that will go over (I'd probably punch you). In celebration, I'm not going to wait until the last minute to vote in the New Weblog Showcase. Here is my vote. Check it out. Hey! How did he get Google ads and they regected me? Like Saddam, General Douchebaggery must be defeated! Expect an In My World™ on the topic of Saddam's capture tomorrow. UPDATE: LOL! "Ace in the hole." -Brit Hume UPDATE 2: Our military kicks ass. 26 Responses To "We Like Totally Captured Saddam!"
What a great weekend. Yesterday, I graduated from college. Last nite, I celebrated and got drunk. This morning, I get a phone call bringing the best news of the week. Looks like another reason to celebrate again tonight. Hats off to our troops in Iraq and all of our other troops around the world. God Bless the USA #1 - Posted by: Nick on December 14, 2003 12:24 PMWell, we took him alive, so I guess Buck the Marine wasn't involved in the operation. Damn. #2 - Posted by: Rabbi M. on December 14, 2003 12:46 PMDude, my campaign is like, totally screwed. Anyone want to go skiing? #3 - Posted by: Howard Dean on December 14, 2003 12:50 PMThe trial will last way too long. Congratulations to the Iraqis. I'm sure they'll bring about vast amounts of justice to this coward. Howie boy, you're right--you are screwed. #5 - Posted by: Carrie on December 14, 2003 02:01 PMI just wrote about the reaction here in San Francisco: #6 - Posted by: Banagor on December 14, 2003 02:12 PMBwahahahaha! Did you see his picture? He looks so stupid...let's beat him with a 7 iron and kick him with steel-toed boots. By the way, I'm GLAD we got him alive, it just goes to show that Saddam Insane really is a puss, I mean a REAL evil dictator would have fought it our with out with our troops before a hand grenade landed in his lap. What a moron. Now he'll be paraded around before we let the Iraqi people rip him limb from limb. I want the highlights of that on SportCenter when I wake up. That'd be sweet. "Wow, look at that Iraqi kick Saddam's forhead...you'd think it were a Ohio State kicker going after him." "You got that right, Chip. Not to mention the beautiful swing the guy with towel around around his head it delivering with that bat. Any major leauge hitter would kill for that." "Oh! And there goes Saddam's genitals! What a power play there! I bet this one's all over." "Yup. In other news, Tiger Woods is still the only black golfer in history to make more then $25." #7 - Posted by: Tim E on December 14, 2003 02:14 PMFOUR MORE YEARS Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a week. The stock market hits 10,000. Merry Christmas!!!!!! #9 - Posted by: Matt m on December 14, 2003 03:12 PMTo quote one of the greatest movies of all time... "We got one!" #10 - Posted by: Big Dog on December 14, 2003 03:41 PMI totally had that ace in the hole thing first. 12:35 Zulu time today. #11 - Posted by: Sam on December 14, 2003 04:27 PMMaybe this is why the leftists are so upset :) http://www.nerra.com/broadsword/tomes/000157.html #12 - Posted by: Banagor on December 14, 2003 05:15 PMBanagor: OMFG @ The Leftists . . . . I would of beat them all with a large coffe urn. 4 MORE YEARS! Saddam is being held in an undisclosed location? The main queston on my mind is..... will bush get the dead Iraqi puppet show with a liveing Sadam? #15 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on December 14, 2003 07:18 PMAs IMAO's Resident Vermonter: Yes, I do suppose Dean is a bit Screwed. I mean, here's George Bush, best thing since Clinton, the man who has taken our foreign relations apart with a nutcracker to see how it worked and then didn't bother to put it back together, and we somehow got the Bad Guy. (I'm not a Democrat, mind, i'm just antiBush) And yet, this is the man who threw his popularity out the window after 9/11. #16 - Posted by: Litefantastic on December 14, 2003 07:33 PMIt's a great day for our country and for the Iraqi people! i'm proud to be an american. Thank you troops! We love you President Bush! #17 - Posted by: on December 14, 2003 07:38 PMLuvya Dubya! w00t! Kiss it Chirac! Kiss it! #18 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster What Posts At Midnight on December 14, 2003 07:55 PMOkay, Frank, I think you've got your topic for the next IMW now...;) #19 - Posted by: Big Dog on December 14, 2003 09:24 PMAnybody hear the crap on NPR? They are in tears, trying to explane how this is bad... Saddam is being mistreated... only 4% of the Iraqi people care about his arrest. Oy, only things worse are DU and Metafilter. #20 - Posted by: alfredo stroessner on December 14, 2003 11:13 PM2 questions: Haha...I think one of those post-WWII hanging/draggings is in order...with ample amounts of thrown oddments. Or, perhaps we just walk him into a mine field or fire him out of something BIG... Maybe we can inflict him on France or North Korea? spark21 PS...Final Unoriginal Thought: Justice..."Regular or Extra Crispy"? For Saddam... TO THE PAIN!!! It is only fitting. #23 - Posted by: Wesley on December 15, 2003 03:53 PMLiteFantastic tags President Bush as the man who has taken our foreign relations apart with a nutcracker to see how it worked and then didn't bother to put it back together... Yup. Kyoto Protocol, Crack! International Criminal Court, Crack! ABM Treaty, Crack! This sounds more like a feature than a bug. Maybe he could take his nutcracker over to the State Department sometime soon. #24 - Posted by: slimedog on December 15, 2003 03:55 PMthe only thing to come out of iraq is the oil, into the us market. I think it so sad that the american cabinet is so naive as to think the majority of the population dont think so. The us administration have commited torturing of innocent iraqis and afghanis, killed innocent people in iraq and afghanistan, as well as illegaly hold ppl frm nations around the world in guantanamo bay, without charge or access to a free trial. approved less) gotta you. for by not DEA. 325 pain acute Each is Post a comment
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