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December 16, 2003
Tis the Season to Be Lazy
I think I'm burnt out. I couldn't even think of the slightest funny thing to write today. Ya see, this is my last week of work before I take a two week vacation in Idaho and Utah with my family, and things are getting really busy both at work and at home. I think I better just announce a hiatus now until next year (which is the election year and should be ripe with material). That's not to say I won't be posting anything, because perhaps a muse will strike me (or give me a good pummeling), but I'm just not guaranteeing anything. Also, while my internet access will be limited during the holiday season, I do have some plans for posting, but on a serious subject for a change (like doing some actual reporting on a news story that isn't getting much press). More details later. Until then, have a Merry Christmas, a Chappy Chanukah, and a Kwazy Kwanza (whatever the f__k that is). UPDATE: Oh yeah, and remember to click through my Amazon.com link on my sidebar for holiday shopping so I get money. Mmm... money. 31 Responses To "Tis the Season to Be Lazy"
Funny thing about muses. Sometimes they come when you've had no sleep for two or three days and your software project is almost done-like. Other times they wait till you're distracted the view of the bottle in front of your face. Other times they sneak in to wake you from your dreams with the cold feet of creativity against your back. The "F" word is only to be used the following way. ...Kwazy Kwanza (whatever the John F__king Kerry that is). #2 - Posted by: roux on December 16, 2003 09:40 AMHave fun, but just remember to vote in the New Blog Showcase while you're gone. Meanwhile I'll just refresh obsessively and follow the Random IMAO quote. #3 - Posted by: Harvey on December 16, 2003 10:55 AMI'm not sure what the F__k Kwanza is either, but I have been brainwashed to believe that it is good and proper and should be respected... Whatever the F__k that means. I have also heard that the PC term this season is Happy Ramahanakwanzas. Whatever the F__k that is. And last but not least, aren't we supposed to take the christ out of Christmas. So , to be PC it has to be X-mas.., but F__k that.
Okay, so I couldn't sleep last night, I turn on the TV and Taxi Driver is on. Hadn't seen it in years. Anyways, it scared the shit outta me because I was suddenly struck with the observation that Travis looks remarkably like young Frank J. in the Peace Gallery; right down to the hand howitzer and bloodshot eyes. Couldn't sleep for the rest of the night either. I think I'll walk home from the bars for a few weeks until the memory fades....... #5 - Posted by: Hinzman on December 16, 2003 11:24 AMFrank: Read the archives to keep yourselves entertained. And I need to update those random quotes. I think I didn't even finish adding Februrary of this year yet. #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 16, 2003 12:09 PMEnjoy, enjoy, enjoy! #8 - Posted by: alfredo stroessner on December 16, 2003 12:27 PMWait..wait...you defend Israel. You must be Jewish, right? It's gotta be Hannukah. :) Happy Hannukah then, Frank. :) Banagor. Lalalalalala, time to visit imao.us, I guess. Let's see, new posting, yeah, a little late there Frank. "No new posts until next year." What!!! No new posts! This can't be...AHH! AHH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! #10 - Posted by: John on December 16, 2003 12:32 PMIf you don't get what I'm talking about, check out planethalflife.com and watch the Half Life 2 delay videos I am almost done reading the arcive, probably be done in another week or two. How about some dead Iraqi puppet theather? #12 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on December 16, 2003 12:52 PMI'm only an honary Jew... but I think that still means everyone needs to send me Chanukah presents. #13 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 16, 2003 01:02 PMHonestly, Frank. You have this week long membership drive. Then, after another week passes, you go on hiatus for 2 weeks? You're a smart guy--does this seem like a good idea to you? This is clearly going to hurt your chances of becoming rich and famous--especially before the new year. #14 - Posted by: brian on December 16, 2003 02:04 PMI decided to delay the start of the make Frank rich and famous club until the new year. Being rich and famous will be one of my new years resolutions. #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on December 16, 2003 04:33 PMMerry Christmas and enjoy your vacation, Ethel. I'll have to find someone else to pick on in the meantime, I guess. (sigh) #16 - Posted by: Jennifer on December 16, 2003 04:53 PMDagnabbit, Frank, there was a Rummy interview last night on the subject of Saddam. I want an IMW! #17 - Posted by: Big Dog on December 16, 2003 05:11 PMMerry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to everybody! Or is it Hanukkah? Somebody set me straight on which one is the right spelling, it's going to bother me, LOL. #19 - Posted by: Gun-Toting Female in Oklahoma on December 16, 2003 11:14 PMAnd last but not least, aren't we supposed to take the christ out of Christmas. So , to be PC it has to be X-mas.., but F__k that. Actually, X for Christ goes back many centuries. It's not the English letter X, but the Greek letter capital chi, which stands for Christ. More info here. #20 - Posted by: pedantic absurdist on December 17, 2003 05:48 AMHappy Holidays, and, as Mr. Garrison sings, "Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F___ing Cristmas...". Enjoy the vacation! spark21 #21 - Posted by: spark21 on December 17, 2003 06:57 AMAdmit it Frank J. -- yeah, i forgot about the monkeys! What about the monkeys, Frank? What if the screeching, howling, lice-ridden monkeys infiltrate the website while you are off fiddle-farting around in Utah? I mean, I think I read somewhere that monkeys can be trained to type. Oh my God, what if the monkey-hackers assault IMAO while you are gone! I hate those damn monkey-hackers. Better put up a monkey-hacker firewall before you leave. UTAH! you lucky buck! you like buffalo wings? Go to wingers. Mnnn, wingers. #24 - Posted by: Guipo on December 17, 2003 01:04 PMI think I'm burnt out. Rest your brain 'til the funny stuff wells up again (which it will, you are an irresistable force of nature against Monkeydom). Here's Happy Holidays to ya! #25 - Posted by: Timothy Lang on December 18, 2003 01:09 AMKwanzaa was started by a separatist black marxist group and is based on this. True. #26 - Posted by: Rightwingmac on December 19, 2003 01:48 AMTo be poor without bitterness is easy; to be rich without arrogance is hard. #27 - Posted by: Nardo Abby on February 27, 2004 09:36 PM473 How can this all be right? 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