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January 04, 2004
A New Year of IMAO Begins Now
Posted by Frank J. at 06:39 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Hey everybody. I just got home from a day of traveling and am eating some McDonalds. Just thought I'd let you know I ain't dead or nut'n. Now I have 500 unread e-mails to sort through - some of which aren't spam - but I'll try and come up with a post for tomorrow. I haven't really followed the news for the past week, and having read any blogs, so, if something interesting happened, please tell me in the comments.

BTW, here is my last minute vote for the New Weblog Showcase. Check it out.

Damn, I got to get up at 6am tomorrow and jetlag is going to make it feel like 4am...

Rating: 2.3/5 (2 votes cast)

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24 Responses To "A New Year of IMAO Begins Now"

Oh, look what the cat drug in.

#1 - Posted by: Donnah on January 4, 2004 06:48 PM

News of the past week or so...hmmm Some French and UK flights to the US were cancelled due to terror concerns; the Democrats had 12 more debates; Michael Jackson told a bunch of lies on 60 Minutes about his booking; I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to, oh wait, I don't have car insurance.

#2 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on January 4, 2004 07:04 PM

Nice to have you back, Frank.

Bill O'Reilly is doing a report on the Dumbest People of 2003 tonight at 9. He'll probably have it up on his website soon, too.

But why not just post a Frank Answers while you wait? You haven't done one in a while.

#3 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 4, 2004 07:23 PM

I've missed you!!!!!! Welcome back!!!! And thanks for voting--I would've hated having to kick you out of the Alliance... ;)

#4 - Posted by: Susie on January 4, 2004 08:06 PM

Don't forget that Frank's pal, Steve Irwin, riled up a few people when he took his baby out to feed the crocodiles.

Welcome back Frank. Don't ever stay away that long again.

It's inhumane and you have responsibilities to us. Next time it happens, you're fired.

#5 - Posted by: Serenity on January 4, 2004 08:09 PM

Whew! I was worried! I finally got back online after a month and all I found was a blank page on IMAO. Man, that was scary. Thanks for checking in with us, now I can finally get some sleep.

#6 - Posted by: jonag on January 4, 2004 09:06 PM

the best things in the news for the past weeks would be the european mars craft failing and the US one working, and howard dean saying that the book of job in the bible is in the new testament when its reallt the old testament - funny, he just randomly picked job - probably thought it sounded different or something

#7 - Posted by: tim on January 4, 2004 09:53 PM

Welcome back, Frank! You been missed (but I'll reload and try again.)

#8 - Posted by: SwampWoman on January 4, 2004 10:00 PM

Welcome back, Frnak!

#9 - Posted by: Sam on January 4, 2004 10:18 PM

Check out drudgereport.com to see the despicable ad that moveon.org posted comparing Hitler to George W.

#10 - Posted by: tedZilla on January 4, 2004 10:20 PM

I think it should be known that jonag had actual withdrawal symptoms ranging from frothing at the mouth to talking to herself in a very gollum-like manner. It was very creepy.

#11 - Posted by: Pam on January 4, 2004 10:22 PM

Timmy fell down the well. Steve Irwin is still a champ.

#12 - Posted by: Dave The Australian on January 4, 2004 10:26 PM

Britney Spears married that guy from Seinfeld, George.

#13 - Posted by: Adela on January 4, 2004 10:27 PM

Don't forget the meteor that hit Iran...

#14 - Posted by: Jonathan on January 4, 2004 10:58 PM

About bloody time. Speaking of spam, your comments section in pretty much every post is now free advertising for, among other things, a Canadian pharmacy and penile enlargement pills.

#15 - Posted by: Big Dog on January 5, 2004 02:35 AM

and I still want some dead Iraqi puppet theature (but you thought I forgot didn't you)

#16 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 5, 2004 04:58 AM

Yay! Welcome back, Frank.

#17 - Posted by: Ian on January 5, 2004 07:21 AM

aaaahhhhhhhh......
I can finally start getting my daily fix again, and my life can finally regain some sense of normalcy. Good to have you back, hope your holidays were like totally sweet.

#18 - Posted by: Cpt. Dysentery on January 5, 2004 01:49 PM

Will 2004 be the year that Frank finally  blogrolls Spatula City BBS?

Tune in and find out!!! (grin)

#19 - Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant on January 5, 2004 03:25 PM

the US is now fingerprinting and taking pictures of those pesky foreigners that keep coming through customs.

Brazil called us fascist for doing so, and then decided to do the same to us.

#20 - Posted by: Disgruntled Citizen on January 5, 2004 07:53 PM

You eat at McDonalds Frank?

WTF!?!?

Don't you know McDonald's supports the COMMIES?

Commies=Liberals=Hippies=Destruction of America

Therefore, since you ate at McDonald's you were consuming COMMUNISM and are now a Liberal Hippy who wants to destroy America.

You better start stuffing your face at Burger King to dilute the communism in your body before it's too late.

#21 - Posted by: Joe on January 6, 2004 09:32 AM

Well, this is the first time I've been here and I've been laughing non-stop since I came in :)
Thanks a lot! Needed something to brighten up the day and your blog sure did it.

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