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January 06, 2004
Who Hitler?
Some people seem to believe that Bush is Hitler, and I think that is wrong. Seems to me it’s time for an enlightening essay. WHY BUSH IS PROBABLY NOT HITLER While it is very hard if not impossible to prove a negative, i.e. Bush not being Hitler, I will do my best because I believe that he is in fact not Hitler. After doing some research, I found out that Hitler was born in Austria in 1889 and died in Germany in 1945 (coincidentally, the same year WWII ended). George W. Bush, on the other hand, was born in America in 1946 and, to my knowledge, is still alive. That by itself seems to be ample evidence that Bush could in no way be Hitler. But there is even more evidence against Bush being Hitler. Hitler was known for having a mustache and being hatless, while Bush is clean-shaven and wears a cowboy hat. That's quite a stark contrast. Also, Bush speaks garbled English, while Hitler spoke angry, angry German. Hitler was also known to kill millions of Jews, while Bush has killed no Jews that I know of. It is rumored that he once punched an Episcopalian, though. And, while Hitler liked to kill oppressed ethnic minorities, Bush want to kill terrorists, who are under-oppressed criminals. Furthermore, Bush has deposed evil dictators, while, presumably, Hitler would want to be buddy-buddy with fellow mean people and probably play golf with them. Also, when Bush has invaded a country, he's established democracy there while Hitler would probably want to do mean evil things to the people and not let them vote. And Hitler starred as a loveable tramp in a number of silent, comedic movies, while Bush has shown little comedic acting ability in his two Barney Christmas movies. Finally, Hitler would kill anyone who spoke out against him while Bush doesn't kill any of his dissenters despite them really, really asking for it. So who is Hitler? Anyone ever think that maybe he's Howard Dean? I don't know what year Howard Dean was born - as I don't feel like looking it up - but it could be the same year as Hitler! Notice how both "Howard" and "Hitler" start with an 'h'. This could be a subtle hint... from Hitler! Also, if you shaved Hitler mustaches, restyled his hair, and made him a lot angrier, don't you think he'd look a lot like Howard Dean? And I've never heard Howard Dean say not to kill millions of Jews. Furthermore, I'd really like to punch Howard Dean supporters just like I'd like to punch the supporters of Hitler, the Nazis. And what did Howard Dean do during the Vietnam war? He went skiing, just like Hitler. Finally, why was Howard Dean against deposing Saddam Hussein? Maybe it was because he was afraid next they'd be after other evil dictators like himself, Hitler. In conclusion, the evidence shows that it is very unlikely that George W. Bush is Hitler, but there is ample conjecture that Howard Dean is. Please pass this information to people who it might interest like those at Moveon.org and the Democratic Underground. Thank you. 65 Responses To "Who Hitler?"
**burns a monkey in sacrifice to Frank** It's your world, I just live in it. #1 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts At Midnight on January 6, 2004 07:52 AMIn a Modern History class one time, our lecturer gave us the task of seeing how many Australian politicians we could find that look like well-known Nazis. You'd be amazed how many there are. #2 - Posted by: Pete The Australian on January 6, 2004 08:20 AMI can understand the Whole Hitler = Dean theory, but in terms of occupations I think Dean would be more like Joseph Mangula (?), because they are both doctors and you haven't heard of any of Dean's patients living. Also he looks like Jeffery Dahmer, both goofy looking and Dean looks like he has been putting on some weight. #3 - Posted by: Mike on January 6, 2004 08:39 AMFWIW, it's Dr. Josef Mengele. And Howard Dean is more like Stalin. Look at the hair and eyebrows... and the politics. #4 - Posted by: Mr. Quibbler on January 6, 2004 08:50 AMHeil Bush! *one arm salute* #5 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 6, 2004 08:58 AMWell one thing that I think Hitler and number of other trademarked evil dictators had was paranoia. So far the only thing Bush seems to fear is pissing off Laura and the only thing he seems to hate is the posibility of falling off the wagon and pissing off Laura. Bush's daughters seem to make him a little nervous but then they make everybody a little nervous. Dean seems to hate not just Bush but everybody around him. I can't figure out why though since Bush never spent much time in Vermont or New York for that matter. It seems that on paranoia, Dean has it. #6 - Posted by: toad on January 6, 2004 09:02 AMHerr Vigilante, sig heil! *one FINGER salute* #7 - Posted by: Vir Cotto on January 6, 2004 09:49 AMErrr... Mr. Angry-Vigilante-Mad-Person...aren't all salutes done with one arm? I have never seen a two arm salute. That would be just plan goofy. You would look like you were giving directions to airplanes on where to taxi. #8 - Posted by: JamesT on January 6, 2004 10:03 AMA 2 arm salute makes you French. #9 - Posted by: Mike on January 6, 2004 10:09 AMGiven Godwin's Law, as invoked in Day-by-Day, does this mean that this thread should have ended long ago? #10 - Posted by: Sleeper on January 6, 2004 10:18 AM"there should be limits to freedom." -GW Bush thats a good way to get people making Nazi comparisions. Hitler invoked the "Defend our nation" shtick against Poland, too. despite the fact that Poland wasn't planning anything, nor had the ability to seriously attack Germany. Which is a bit like Iraq and the US. leaving his policies out of this, how can ANYONE think that Bush is a competant president? #11 - Posted by: In der Stadt on January 6, 2004 10:23 AM...also, aren't Dean and Hitler both short? Bush is fairly tall. #12 - Posted by: ken on January 6, 2004 10:26 AMHello In der Stadt, you must be new here. Have fun. War is not the Answer. Victory is! #13 - Posted by: Cpl Joe on January 6, 2004 10:28 AMWell, let's take a look. The economy is roaring back, the job market is looking up and there haven't been any airliners crashing into tall, crowded office towers lately. leaving his policies out of this, how can ANYONE think that Bush is a competant president? Considering that a presidency is defined by the policies implemented, how can policies be left out? Anyone thinking that freedom doesn't have limits is in dire need of remedial education. The greatest folly of the present day is the refusal to acknowledge the existence of these limitations. #15 - Posted by: aelfheld on January 6, 2004 10:51 AMin response to the competency of Bush...the mid term election would have shut my mouth just a little if I were a Democrat. Denial does not change the fact that this country has tasted the fruit of the liberal agenda...highly concentrated fruit from the Dingleberry Tree...Bush has his heart in the right place....now say something funny... #16 - Posted by: nickyboy on January 6, 2004 11:04 AMI'm not angry. And...yeah, I guess all salutes are done with one arm, but I put "one arm" in there to clarify I was doing a Nazi-ish salute rather than a military salute. #17 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 6, 2004 11:05 AMAelfheld, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of limitations on my constitutional rights, and if you do, you need remedial education. Ben Franklin said, "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." #18 - Posted by: Jamie on January 6, 2004 11:09 AMBen Franklin said lots of crap. Now hand over your rights! #19 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 6, 2004 11:16 AMBen Franklin used to get a lot of tail too, so it is assumed he said lots of crap. *pout* But I wanna be an EVIL STORMTROOPER! I need lessons in how to not hit the broad side of a barn with a laser rifle, after all. How can I be an EVIL STORMTROOPER when my Evil Overlord Master isn't Hitler????? #21 - Posted by: Dave on January 6, 2004 11:39 AMActually, it was de Tocqueville who said, "A man who trades liberty for security deserves neither." And I don't think anyone is talking about limitations of constitutional rights. But limitations to absolute freedom do exist and are enshrined in the constitution. For example, I am not free to take whatever I want, drive on the left in America, shout fire in a crowded movie theater, shout "Republican" at UC-Berkely, etc. Bob #22 - Posted by: Bob on January 6, 2004 12:18 PMOk, what do the limitations on freedom have to do with the Bush/Hitler debate? The only things that can be infringed are our constitutional rights. and respectfully Bob, unless every quotation book I've ever found is wrong it was the esteemed tail-hound Franklin who said that. #23 - Posted by: Jamie on January 6, 2004 12:24 PMActually you have all the freedom in the world to yell fire in a crowded theater, but if you are wrong or malicious you'll pay for doing so. #24 - Posted by: The Other Bob on January 6, 2004 01:42 PMBen Franklin got a lot of tail? #25 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 6, 2004 02:12 PMLike you wouldn't believe. Most of it was French tail though...... mweh... I chalk that up to his vision... he always was wearing those glasses ya know. #26 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on January 6, 2004 02:22 PMaelfheld, that's the trick! If you ignore Bush's success, he's a failure! #27 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 6, 2004 03:40 PMFranklin also said, "Sure, I'll respect you in the morning!" and "You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night." #28 - Posted by: billhedrick on January 6, 2004 03:45 PMTo "The Vigilante" It's truly amazing how the subject can wander so tagentially. But it is certainly more entertaining to discuss old Ben's womanizing than a lot of this other crap. Maybe the theme for 2004 can be "Ok folks, a little less focus." #30 - Posted by: Jamie on January 6, 2004 04:51 PMI heard Ben got it on with Vigilantes momma...... That guy's gots guts #31 - Posted by: the third Bob on January 6, 2004 05:03 PMIn der stadt: Hey, In der Stadt! I like posting quotes without providing context, too. "The purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people" -- Bill Clinton 1993 on MTV "We can't be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans" -- Bill Clinton in 1993 from USA Today You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." -- Bill Clinton in 1993, Philadeplphia #33 - Posted by: Chris D on January 6, 2004 07:30 PMChris D: My research has revealed that Howard is not Hitler; he's Lee Harvey Oswald. That's why Marina Oswald moved to Vermont after Lee "died." I mean, just look at that face, that smirk, that arrogant condescending devil-may-care evil gleam in his eye. I found some more Clinton quotes... Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President. Clinton: I know you don't think you're good enough for me. But believe me, you are. Hell, I done it with pigs. [laughs] Real, no-foolin' pigs! mikey: How can you question In Der Stadt's (Welche Stadt? Hier liegen so viele!) spelling when you misspell competency? "Black kettle! Black kettle!" --The Pot #37 - Posted by: Curtis the Former Marine on January 6, 2004 09:16 PMShoot. I was going to point out the "incompetancy". Also, on the subject of limiting freedoms... the complete presence of freedom is called anarchy. It works OK if you're a wolf, but we thumbed individuals like to prescribe to a limited form of freedom known as 'government'. #38 - Posted by: Alan on January 6, 2004 10:45 PMSettle down. compadres. Without the Bush=Hitler taunt, The Left would be devoid of anything remotely hurtful and vengeful. After all, hurting someone they don't like makes them feeeeeel something. This is important to The Left, because over the last 20 or so years, The Left has changed their whole paradigm. They have effectively substituted Feeeeeeeeelings for Intellect. When you have no foundation but feeling, you have nothing left but visceral emotions. Raw emotion breeds bad judgment and must be fed like a raging crank habit. Facts? Forget 'em if they make you feel bad. Make 'em up if they make you feel good. They know that Bush is not remotely like Hitler, but hey... it's all they've got. #39 - Posted by: TrooperJohnSmith on January 7, 2004 12:49 AM> Oh Frank! I can see it's going to be a great year. You should go bob-sledding once a month. #40 - Posted by: SallyVee on January 7, 2004 01:52 AM"I am Clin-Ton! As overlord, all will kneel before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication!" "My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom." Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos. #41 - Posted by: Brian Tiemann on January 7, 2004 03:57 AMLike Dean, Hitler was also secretly homosexual #42 - Posted by: Random_Prose on January 7, 2004 06:15 AMYou crazy people have it all wrong: Howard Dean: The Joker: Wait, Clinton sucked too. I'm not liberal. that "limit to freedom thing" came during an interview about a website that insulted him. and yes, how CAN I talk about a state of mind if I mispell it once? I wonder. #44 - Posted by: in der stadt on January 7, 2004 09:51 AMin der statdt: Fascinating, compelling, logical analysis.... I am 90% convinced that your thesis is correct. And don't forget another undeniable, unassailable fact: Hitler was gay! Bush is not. Ask any liberal! You forgot one little thing: Dean is, as we all know, a DEMOCRAT, and they are all, to some extent, Communists. Hitler was a Fascist, sort of like Rumsfeld. STRANGE BUT TRUE! #47 - Posted by: Litefantastic on January 7, 2004 07:56 PMTuning Spork. Dean can't be Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald was a Marine. Dean went skiing. #48 - Posted by: Tom the Friendly Ghost on January 7, 2004 09:00 PMIf I quite remember, the german nazis were of National Socialism Party. It speaks by itself. It was the German Worker's Party, changed by Hitler in 1919 into the National Socialist German Workers' Party. #49 - Posted by: on January 7, 2004 09:25 PMBob, for the record, it's spelled "incompetency" #51 - Posted by: unkonwn on January 8, 2004 11:54 AMwhat about "unknown" #52 - Posted by: anonymous on January 8, 2004 12:48 PMLook, let's be fair about this: that was a low blow, Frank. I'm as Republican as they come, but look: you can't just go around suggesting the opposition is Hitler. You're BETTER than that, Frank! You're the guy who came up with RoboPatton! You invented Buck the Marine! You have more CLASS than that. Now go back to calling him Howie; THAT was funny. #53 - Posted by: Xoiot on January 8, 2004 07:07 PMI remember a comment that went something like this: "In a Usenet argument, statements will get more and more ridiculous, until somebody will compare you to Hitler, since that's the worst thing they can think of." Which pretty much sums up the Bush=Hitler arguments. The problem is that some of us lived or had parents that lived through that time and really have a clue how evil he truly was in a very emotional way (and as strong as I feel it, it is NOTHING compared to my parents). So it is one thing to disagree with a political position, policy, whatever, but once you have made that comparison, you have demonstrated vast ignorance and are beneath contempt (Unless it is a joke, of course.) #54 - Posted by: VR on January 8, 2004 08:47 PMI think calling someone a Jap is the worst possible thing I can think of, seeing as what they did to americans during WWII was far worse than anything Hitler did to the jews, just not nearly as many times. Genocide IS kind of harsh. Don't get me wrong though, Hitler was still a very evil man. #55 - Posted by: RDW on January 26, 2004 01:31 AM Guitar Tabs | hitler my hero u asshholes #58 - Posted by: josh on September 14, 2004 08:29 AMpolifonicos polifonicos sonidos polifonicos toques polifonicos polifonicos gratis tonos polifonicos nokia polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos para nokia sonidos polifonicos nokia ringtones polifonicos coros polifonicos sonidos polifonicos siemens toques polifonicos nokia tono polifonicos download toques polifonicos midis polifonicos descarga de sonidos polifonicos tonos polifonicos moviles tonos polifonicos para movil tonos polifonicos gratuitos tonos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos polifonicos tonos movil polifonicos tonos polifonicos motorola melodias polifonicos tonos polifonicos siemens tonos polifonicos para moviles polifonicos siemens polifonicos motorola descargar tonos polifonicos polifonicos movil polifonicos sagem sonidos polifonicos movil moviles polifonicos sonidos polifonicos alcatel polifonicos descarga tonos polifonicos gratis sonidos polifonicos para nokia tonos polifonicos nokia 6100 sonidos polifonicos para movil sonidos polifonicos moviles tonos moviles polifonicos descarga de tonos polifonicos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos samsung tonos polifonicos nokia 3510i tonos polifonicos para panasonic sonido polifonicos polifonicos dance sonidos polifonicos para panasonic tonos polifonicos para motorola c350 tonos polifonicos nokia 7650 tonos polifonicos nokia 3650 The REAL Hitler Hitler had more personal power than GW Bush. He was an artistic genius in his youth and just wanted to be an artist. The jews he befriended were those that could get his art sold. He was in poverty and lived in hostels. His mother, Klara died of breast cancer. Edward Bloch was a jewish doctor that treated his mother's cancer. Hitler left Austria and moved to Germany at the age of 24. He fought bravely in world war one. Hitler was gassed and left blind at the end of the war. It was from stress and failure that Hitler contracted schizophrenia, ( he heard voices and had delusions of grandeur.) Basically Hitler went nuts. His illness was ripe at a time of economic and social frustrations. Mentally ill people have a tendency due to chemical imbalances to have special powers. Was Hitler really evil? No. Was he insane? Yes. Was he a psychopath? Yes Had Hitler became an artist the Reich would have never happened. In fact Germany would have become a Communist state. Bush has no personal power except for his blue-blood family lineage and the office of the president. Hitler was a fanatic but in his eyes he was not evil. By History's standards he was the devil. If anything he was crazy and out of touch with the world. In fact Hitler himself, would have gone to one of his own deathcamps if Heinrich Himmler was in power. Himmler was more evil than Hitler. Himmler's SS conducted pagan rites and was responsible for the murder of undesirables. But because Hitler lost WWII he was labelled evil. Maybe the true Hitler was a good man but it was his illness that made him evil. In this light..all crazy people are really not evil but victims of their own sick minds. Bush however is not mentally ill. He is just plain stupid. Nor is he a genius Unless Bush stops elections and the Republicans set up a dictatorship, then maybe there is reasdon to worry. Hitlers illness made him evil. 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