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January 08, 2004
The Misadventures of Howie and Skeeter: Gay Unions
Apparently the FBI surveillance of Howard Dean continues to today. Look at this excerpt I just got my hands on. * * * * Janurary 7, 2004. Subjects Howard "Howie" Dean and Richard "Skeeter" Robertson are at Dean's campaign headquarters. Skeeter: Dude, you like totally have to explain to people why you support civil unions for gays. Howie: Well, dude, it's pretty simple actually. I saw this glowing monkey head that screeched at me and then shot me with lasers from its eyes. It then demanded I support gay unions. Skeeter: ... Howie: What, dude? Skeeter: I don't think that explanation going to work, dude. Why don't just say something like God told you to support it and stuff. Howie: Whoa! Maybe God is a glowing monkey head! Skeeter: Maybe, dude, but I wouldn't like mention that to the press. Howie: Dude, campaigning is hard... and my back like hurts. Skeeter: I know: let's go skiing! Howie: Righteous! 24 Responses To "The Misadventures of Howie and Skeeter: Gay Unions"
I'm completely flabergasted! #2 - Posted by: Susie on January 8, 2004 01:02 PMA muse just suddenly punched me in the face and I had to write this. #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 8, 2004 01:09 PMMaybe Dean could say that he is the second coming of Christ. That would get the southern voters excited for sure. #4 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 8, 2004 01:19 PM"From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people." -Howard Dean. Dean deserves a Punch in the Face Award (tm) for this comment. What an idiot. #5 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 8, 2004 01:47 PM
Maybe Dean should try reading the Bible before he bases his political decisions on it. Last I checked God was totally against such a thing. Oh, and uh... like, my back hurts. #7 - Posted by: Denny on January 8, 2004 02:52 PMI wish Gore would try to run again or something. anything but Dean. at least Gore vrs. Bush 2 would clear up the issue of who really won. #8 - Posted by: in der stadt on January 8, 2004 03:24 PMThis is beginning to be one of the funniest running gags on this blog. High-fricking-larious. #9 - Posted by: on January 8, 2004 03:27 PMJason: in der stadt: Frank J.: Hey all, first time poster, long time reader (only got around to joining the RWN commentary a month ago, and I've been reading it since May!) Best wishes from London, and keep up the good work Frank! #13 - Posted by: Brit_Student on January 8, 2004 06:01 PM It slices! It dices! It keeps monkeys at bay!!! Too bad I can't use the phrase "as seen on TV" yet for the rapier-sharp wit of Frank J. #14 - Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger on January 8, 2004 07:22 PMat least Gore vrs. Bush 2 would clear up the issue of who really won...Now why didn't the Dems think of that?...IT IS SO CLEAR! Since Gore was clearly the people's choice. BaHAHAH HA HA #15 - Posted by: nickyboy on January 8, 2004 11:19 PMWow! I am like totally shocked there is another Susie in the world and she reads my favorite blog! Dude! This must be like a conspiracy or whatever! #16 - Posted by: Susie on January 9, 2004 08:04 AMMake that 3. I also answer to other names such as Goddess, Cornucopia of Knowledge, etc. #17 - Posted by: Susie on January 9, 2004 08:54 AMNO FAIR! I was just getting into and In My World groove and then it ended! Of course, this wan't an IMW, but the Dude Dean stuff feels like it should be. Maybe that muse of yours shoulda punched you in the face a little harder Frank. #18 - Posted by: Mike the Marine on January 9, 2004 09:04 AMWell, Susie(s), you could always purloin the name of a has-been Paraguayan dictator. This one is already take, however. Hey Frnak, is that thing about the monkey true? *loads HK USC and looks worried* #19 - Posted by: alfredo stroessner on January 9, 2004 11:19 AMIt's an actual FBI surveillance transcript. I can't say if Dean actually saw it or just imagined it. #20 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 9, 2004 11:39 AMIt seems Vermont has been tax-stabbin' Killington Ski Resort so badly that they want to secede from Howieland and join New Hampshire.It would be a great,great idea to let Howie loose on a national scale,donchathink? #21 - Posted by: mbruce on January 9, 2004 08:01 PMMan, why does EVERYONE hate the monkey head on my site??? I just don't get it... #22 - Posted by: Vigilance Matters on January 13, 2004 04:04 PMi'm looking for http://steelbuildings.angelcities.com #23 - Posted by: steel buildings on November 1, 2004 09:52 AMnight Ortho-McNeil largest and largest Bayer The buy or FDA get now Merck of days The supplies Pfizer variety free approved. Propecia vitamins. without delivery over http://www.propecia-i.com Order 30 AstraZeneca of #24 - Posted by: Propecia on November 14, 2004 01:53 PMPost a comment
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