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January 10, 2004
Tells Dems Your Story
Look at this message I got from the DNC: In just a few days, Bush will give his State of the Union address, where he'll distort his record to paint the best picture he can for his reelection campaign. You can go here to tell them your story (heh heh). My story is about a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of hair of gold - like their mother - the youngest one in curls. Well you get the rest. Or maybe I could pose as Saddam: "Bush has killed by sons and taken me as a political prisoner! Please get him out of office and help me!" BTW, I'm going to vote for whom Susie is voting for in the New Weblog Showcase. Check it out. We have to beat those liberals. (shakes fist) 33 Responses To "Tells Dems Your Story"
Beat them good! #1 - Posted by: Tim E on January 10, 2004 06:59 PMI had a legitimate gripe for them. More Americans were killed last year in Chicago than in Iraq. It's a quagmire and we need to get out of it. #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 10, 2004 07:03 PMA few months after George Bush was elected, I was laid off. But then I got an even better job. Also, since Bush's election, I went from dialup to broadband and from VHS to DVD. But even though I have a nicer cell phone now, I live in an area with spotty service. Curse you George Bush! #4 - Posted by: shell on January 10, 2004 07:40 PMHow mutlitcultural and PC of them to include "state/province" and "country" lines on that form. For too long has American politics turned a deaf ear to the opinions of non-voting, non-Americans, a vital and important part of holding an election in OUR COUNTRY! #5 - Posted by: Big V on January 10, 2004 07:56 PMMy sob-story; Okay, So I was Let go from My Company December 12 of 2003, Boo Hoo, (but I got a 12 week severance package {because of the state of the economy}and a $1,100 Retaining bonus[because the economy pick up since we found out we would we would be let go soon]) I only do not have a job yet because I am a lazy soul, but considering that there is only so much house work I can put up with and am very much seriously bored stupid; now I have picked up the slack. Damn Bush! It's his fault my cats and dogs are getting so spoiled having me at home! #7 - Posted by: LokiDoki on January 11, 2004 12:18 AMLibertyBob - you by any chance in Iowa? #8 - Posted by: Dan on January 11, 2004 01:09 AMAs one who grew up on the south side of Chicago, and now currently is a student in Detroit, I would make a much stronger case for the saturation bombing of Detroit, although my life would most likely be forfeit in said carpet bombing, I consider it my civic duty to call for it. #9 - Posted by: Big V on January 11, 2004 01:51 AMYes, Dan, I'm from Iowa and, like many in Iowa (and Wisconsin) I like to recommend the saturation bombing of Chicago by the brave folks over in the US military. (Visit my site regularly and you can read all about it.) I'm 48 years old and now retired. I hate GWB for that! I was so looking forward to working until I was 72 just like my father and his father. BTW I'm all for carpet bombing Chicago. Chicago is the classic example of what happens when Democrats run everything, curruption, cronism, and a justice system that preys on it's citizens. It's too far gone to be fixed so lets either blow it up or give it to Canada. #11 - Posted by: JamesB4 on January 11, 2004 10:21 AMDarn Bush. My auto insurance DOUBLED! Doubled, did you hear me?? What are the Republicans doing to this country anyway? I'm sure big oil is involved somehow, and Halliburton, and Dick Cheney. Oh yeah, we did add my oldest daughter to our policy. DARN George Bush!! #12 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 11, 2004 01:22 PMI am under the suspiscion that you are being ripped off. James, Dont know what the deal is. At first I figured it was just a second posting from you or someone affiliated with this site seeing as how it word for word. I think it's time to give this guy a muckadooing he won't forget. #17 - Posted by: Big Dog on January 11, 2004 03:44 PMFrank: Thate site also reprinted your Jan 7th, In My World. Word for word and no credit to you. So that makes three. There's probably more... #18 - Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on January 11, 2004 04:21 PMAs the Alliance Linebacker, I declare blog war on this punk. A swift kick in the junk is all he deserves! #19 - Posted by: Big Dog on January 11, 2004 04:47 PMI got the same e-mail. So, these sophists think they can convince me that Bush's cutting taxes has caused an economic slowdown, eh? mwheh heh heh, I'll tell them... I typed the following. It's kind of long, but you should read it all. I hope they do. (I also marked my country as VI, referring to my nickname.) "Actually, my working family is "just fine". In fact, if a Dem was in office, we would probably be living in Japan or some other country because we would not be able to tolerate their evil Communist form of government. (COMMIES! EVIL!) Furthermore, I would probably be placed in criminal exile for killing every single gay person and Communist I could find, which really detracts from my killing of terrorists. Oh, yeah, I forgot: Dems support terrorism, so I'd probably exiled for that too. I have no money or job, but it is not because of a slow economy. It is because 1) I am lazy and 2) I cannot fit "job" in between "killing terrorists", "church", "school", and "videogames". But the economy is great: I can still buy what I want, whenever I want it. So there you go. Yes, money IS tight in my household, but that's because my tax money is going to pay for YOUR GALL-DARN COMMERCIALS where you compare Bush to Hitler. Also it is making the posterboard for your signs. So in conclusion: Shut your fat mouths, monkey Communist swine. My family is great. However, keep talking and I cannot promise your family will be so well off. -THE VIGILANTE PS: You support evil regimes! Communist pig dogs!" #21 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 11, 2004 08:45 PMI lost my job and gained 50 pounds. #22 - Posted by: Al Gore on January 12, 2004 12:19 AMI've had two pay raises since Bush entered office. I've a 2002 Honda Civic. Upgraded from VHS to DVD and have a new 48" Sony to watch them on. Taxes aren't as bad as they were, Thanks to Governor Robert Ehrlich. The only guy I know who has 'lost his job' is a Job-Shopping IT Geek. Who has done under-the-table Contract work since losing his job under the reign of Bill Clinton. I don't know my neighbors and they don't know me. I'm also contemplating purchasing either a Garand M-1, or a fully tricked-out .45 Kimber Tactical! When not cutting the odd checks to the NRA/ILA and the RNC. #23 - Posted by: L. C. Red Ruffansore on January 12, 2004 12:45 AMHere's what I wrote: If you want to know the real state of working families, check mine out. I would dearly love to start up my own tutoring business, but I won't because the self-employment taxes will make it not worth my while. Our health care costs are skyrocketing because of programs like Medicaid driving up the prices that honest hardworking people like me have to pay to compensate for Medicaid's lower fees. I get to keep less of my income because of high Social Security taxes that are going to pay for a Ponzi scheme. So all those who are responsible for high taxes on employers (Democrats), Social Security taxes (Democrats and some Republicans), and programs like Medicare (Democrats) are keeping me from my dream of self-employment and buying my own health care. What has George Bush done for me and mine? Well, he sent me a tax refund check in the mail every year for the last couple of years, even though I'm not rich by any stretch of the imagination, and I live in a mobile home. He's kept me safe from terrorist scumbags who want to blow up people's homes just because some lesbians are "allowed to" live across the street. I used to be a Democrat, until the Democrats embarrassed themselves defending Bill Clinton's lies under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. Now I am a Republican. #24 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on January 12, 2004 09:03 AMWell Frank, I too was compelled to send a note to the DNC (why do you make me behave so badly, when I'm trying so hard to be good?!). I told them how awful it has been trying to vaccuum my new 3400 square foot home compared to my old 1500 square footer. And I asked for help in tring to figure out what to do with my husbands 500.00 a month raise . I'm sure they can help me out of all of this happiness! And the lovely vacation we all had with our tax refund was enough to push me over the edge! Quite a difference from the 90's when we almost lost our home to foreclosure. Proverbs 29:2 says: When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; but when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Amen #25 - Posted by: jonag on January 12, 2004 11:39 AMhere's what I posted. All true! Well, in Sept 2001 I lost my job. I looked for 6 months nonstop for employment only to find nothing. After working jobs making minimum wage I finally got a job in my field (winter 2002), of a Computer Support Technician. It was only a temporary job, that lasted a month, and then they layed me off. I had to pay Cobra fee's for health insurance of 500 dollars a month, which you can imagine was stressful for a husband who didn't have a job. I nearly lost everything. But finally in April 2002 my hard work payed off! I found the job of my lifetime working at a local utility. It was doing my computer job, has wonderful benefits, and I'm pretty sure its the job that I am going to retire from. And I'm only 24. I have great health insurance, great pay, and my world is seriously happy. I've only gotten more, and done better since the economy started picking up. I guess thats just one of the reasons that I'm voting bush in 2004. Oh, and that Dem's are crazy. One last note. I did all that without government help. On my own. When I worked harder, it payed off. #26 - Posted by: Guipo on January 12, 2004 12:35 PMThe current gasoline prices are a horrible burden upon me and my family. I initially supported Operation Iraqi "Freedom" because I hoped the US would steal all that sweet, sweet oil to propel my new GaiaCrusher SUV. Hey, Bush! Where's all that cheap gasoline that Ted Rall promised me? Next time you and your cronies invade an oil-rich country, don't forget to steal the oil, huh? #27 - Posted by: buzz harsher on January 12, 2004 03:49 PMDNC Letter: The blog war is over; we are victorious. Cold ones for all! #29 - Posted by: Big Dog on January 12, 2004 06:38 PMBill Clinton was, and is the best thing to happen to the GOP since The Gipper. Hello, my name is Linda sweet teen. Good site. my regards. im not sex. Linda sweet teen Thank you very much. #31 - Posted by: Linda sweet teen on October 21, 2004 05:48 AMvariety of Merck largest or delivery Ortho-McNeil Bayer 30 without Order supplies largest The approved. FDA free and over night http://www.propecia-i.com now Propecia get The of vitamins. buy Pfizer days AstraZeneca #32 - Posted by: Propecia on November 15, 2004 01:47 AM
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