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January 10, 2004
Dr. Howard Dean - Drug Using Wife Beater
Posted by Frank J. at 07:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

I was sent this by a reader and have no idea of it's veracity (for one thing it describes Dean as 5'9 - yeah, on his tippy-toes - but it's a fun read anyway :) Someone run it by Snopes.

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18 Responses To "Dr. Howard Dean - Drug Using Wife Beater"

Jeepers.

#1 - Posted by: Donnah on January 10, 2004 07:03 PM

"Incedent" and "Agressor" on what would have been the blank form itself.

#2 - Posted by: Donnah on January 10, 2004 07:12 PM

Bogus - its "incident", not "incedent"....

#3 - Posted by: Mark Noonan on January 10, 2004 07:45 PM

God dammit. I had a chance to create a genuine internet buzz, an anti-Dean meme that would spread to the furthest corners of America...and I was fouled up by a few lousy spelling errors.

I must be the worst forger in the world.

#4 - Posted by: (A) on January 10, 2004 11:11 PM

Hahaha....

Just go send it to some other big blogger.

#5 - Posted by: Nick on January 10, 2004 11:17 PM

Always spell check your libel - that's why I stick to slander.

#6 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 10, 2004 11:17 PM

I feel a Google Bomb coming on. Is there any site out there that claims to be an anonymous drug abuser? We could make a bunch of Howard Dean links to that. That would be just like all those Ted Kenendy links about alcohol abuse.

#7 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 10, 2004 11:30 PM

Which one of the 9 Dwarves is the pissed off one that threatened to whup up on those other dem-assed nominees for talking all bad about him?

#8 - Posted by: LokiDoki on January 10, 2004 11:53 PM

we got dean right here...

#9 - Posted by: jason on January 11, 2004 05:13 AM

"You have two options, Jew-bitch:

1. I can pop a cap in your ass.
2. Wanna go skiing?"

#10 - Posted by: Random_proser_Dude on January 11, 2004 11:19 AM

Of course, we'll never know for SURE until former Governor Dean releases those records, right? ;)

#11 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on January 11, 2004 01:51 PM

Just one question: the form states that there were four previous complaints for the same or simular offences-- if that's the case then why couldn't the person who found this form find the other four?

Gee, I wish I hated someone enough to make one of those Google Bombs, my bloggers and e-zine could use the readers. -Billy Jones, Publisher IdleHandsMag.com

#12 - Posted by: Billy Jones on January 11, 2004 11:17 PM

What's next, a Howard Dean/Eminem duet? And is "Jew-b---h" referring to Lieberman?

Lieberman is Dean's b---h?

#13 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 12, 2004 11:09 AM

Why bother to find out if its true? The Dems never do.
However, Dean is not tall enough to have slapped anyone in the face. Might have been more authentic if it stated he punched her in the kneecap.

#14 - Posted by: mikey on January 12, 2004 03:10 PM

Nice try. It's not too hard to get something floated on the net these days. I just can't imagine many people beleiving it. Good try though, I give it an A for effort!

#15 - Posted by: homer jay on January 15, 2004 08:16 PM

"The Dems never do"
ah, generalizations advance society so much, don't they??

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