The monkey terror threat level has been upgraded to level orange: HIGH

I think it means that you should do a strip-down on the .45, reassemble it and let off a case of ammo, just to be sure it's NOT broken!

Dangit, I have to register to read the NYTimes article. Can anyone summarize?

No one could summarize it. It makes no sense and follows no logic. Just register.

NYT: If you register for the NYT they will use their evil internet influence to abuse your email address and offer you multiple opportunities to enlarge and enhance either your manly appendage or your feminine admirables in unseemly ways. Don't do it.

Pistoleros: If one of your Dad's 9mm's is a Glock, just keep firing until you've emptied the 18-shot mag. Its a good thing.

Dowd: She's an idiot not worthy of mention. Which is why I am not bringing it up now. What I want to know is has she ever really seen a condom filled with walnuts?

Time Shift: We didn't think the date was wrong on your post, we just thought it was prophecy. Who are we to question your inscutable ways, O Frank J?

uhm...in the last paragraph, make that "inscrutable", meaning without "scrute".

or maybe unscootable...I'm not sure anymore.

Okay, so I registered, using a fake email address (JaysonBlairIsMyBitch@yahoo.com). And it's like...wow. It doesn't stay on one topic. It could've been a Bite-Sized Wisdom (tm) had she used bullets. But she didn't, and now it looks like a spew of random thoughts on paper.

W. and Lesbians? What kind of a sick fantasy is that?

Uh....about the time shift. Please go back and check my contribution to yesterday's thread. I think I used "editor" in a sentence, which must cause MANY bloggers to ignore posts...*grin*

The dream is much, much easier to decipher than you think. We have to ask ourselves "Why fifteen rounds in a 9mm, and only seven and one in my fortyfive?" Euroes invented the 9mm because they needed a pistol to finish the work of firing squads that missed. The U.S. Army got tired of shooting Moros six times with a .38 and STILL getting cut up or clubbed so they called Mr. Browning.

Racking back the slide on a nine is a mechanical action akin to firing up an epilady. Pull the slide back on Browning's masterpiece and visions of the Nazis loading up the artillery in the Guns of Navaronne always come to mind.

Sure, you can shoot somebody two or three times with a nine. You might need a few more...WILL need a few more. Ergo, they stuff the magazine with ladykillers. Pop somebody once in the torso with a quality hollowpoint .45 and their next engagement will be on Ken du Toit's Goblin Roster.

The message in your dream is simple. Stop having to search for your dad's .45 and get your own. While you're at it, make sure you get a Springfield Custom shop job with melted corners, no snag sights, Bomar wraparound grips, bevelled mag well, and a bucket full of McCormick eight round mags.

Always follow your dreams.

You were probably too distracted in the emotion of the moment to notice the bench full of Dillon reloading equipment, huh? It was there. Trust me on this.

I have and carry my own .45 (given to me by my Dad).

Mmm... reloading.

Ooops.

Upon further review, the officials of dream interpetation have spotted an error in the previous call.

The REAL meaning is that you have a subliminal doubt that your pistol is mechanically sound.

The course of action to be taken remains the same with the addition of a Kevlar/Carbonfiber sillohuette trigger with overtravel adjustment.

The ball is spotted at midfield, first down...

Reloading? So, you have an explosive (in a container) and a group of bad guys in a confined space. Sounds like maybe bullets aren't the most efficient way to go. Have we learned nothing from the palestinians?

Free registry keys:

NYT: freenyt/freenyt

JPost: jpost/jpost

I noticed that the date was wrong but I remember what happened to the last person who tried to correct you so I didn't say anything.

Hahahah! I know what that means. Your .45 represents your penis, and you cant find it amongst the sea of penis’s your are floating amongst in real life. No offense.

broken .45 vs hi-cap .9mm?

I think that was just the viagra wearing off dude.

Searching desperately for a .45 while surrounded by 9s?

It means you're gay.

Sorry.

For the NYT I use "HillaryClinton" with "idontrecall" as the password.....my mom told me about it.....I don't know where she got it from....

Hmmmmm Lesbians and monkeys, there is a joke there somewhere.

i think a good freudian evaluation of your dream would be to say that you have a nearly rediculous fascination with your .45 and also an insatiable fascination with your mother. But gratefully freud is now considered by almost all psychologists to be the complete nutjob that he is.
But i think we could all agree that it is completey impossible to appreciate enough the mindnumbing and awe inspiring perfection of a 1911 single stack. let us all bye a spare to keep suck horrendous dreams from coming true.
Adam

Monkeys eating children...pshaw! Pure propaganda!

Everyone knows that monkeys prefer bananas and roasted ewoks...get it right.

DM

Hold up Frank, I must say, as a student and Army Rotc student and future Army officer, that the 9mm has many advantages over the 45. First more rounds per clip, thus less room taken up on say a long marchs, 2nd, if I shoot somebody with a 9mm in the head or heart they die, just as with a 45. BUT with the 9mm I reload less and my killin' time is reduced. Thus more time to plan more killin' as killin' must be planed well, much of this planning time is taken up with finding new was to kill the enemy/or getting cowards(see also SADDAM)to give info on were I can find more cowards to kill. This all taken into account mean I can do more damage in less time. So all in all the 45 is a nice gun that makes for great killin', but the 9mm, used by a trained person (ex:Americans), will kill even more bastardized terrorist in less time, which saves money for future wars.

c/2lt Jessie the Army Guy
co-written by Carson the Marine,
Craig the Ranger,
Chris the Air Force Piolt, and
Matt the Navy Seal
LONG LIVE THE WARRIORS AND
short live their enemy (looks to France the Frog)

Are the American soldiers dressed with pink and toffee coats or is that now the French frogs that are dressing skinny. I mean, the military and the frogs cannot wear the same color. Green, until now, was the symbol of the warriors.

When you compare the language of a soldier at both the sides of his orifices, there is just an evidence, that something froggy is in the air. Being a 9 or a 45, you'll know the size from the smell it flips. Oh well...

Frank, Rachel Corrie is your age. Aren't you shame of you ?

Sometimes I wonder if Bush is really helped with you to support the campaign, or maybe you are only the shadow behind the flag.

The time reading your blog was a distraction has died. It seams that the ghost are now your last characters. That's too bad.

Jessie,
I have used both the M9 Beretta and the Colt .45 M1911A1. I would have to say the M9 is more accurate at long range, but that's what I have a rifle for. The .45 round is a bit more lethal. But the real advantage to the M1911A1 is its phenomenal durability and reliability. When my troops used to wax rhapsodic about their 9 mils, I offered them this challenge:

"I'll take your loaded 9 mil, and you take my loaded .45. We'll walk away from each other 50 paces each in the parking lot. I'll throw you your pistol, and you throw me mine. Then we pick up our pistols and shoot. You may want to take a whisk broom and a dustpan to help gather yours."

But maybe that's just me.

Special Ed

During the initial issue of M9's to the Marine Corps, I was in a PMI class that was familiarizing with the Beretta.

I don't know how many classes cycled before us, but we had a dozen pistols for about fifty NCO's and officers. The staff sergeant directly in front of me suffered a slide failure during fire and ended up getting a ding on his forehead.

I understand that they 'fixed' the metalurgical issues prior to general issues...but some images stick in your mind.

I was artillery. If it wasn't close enough for a pistol, I just picked up a handset and called for fire.

First off in the military, you have to carry FMJ rounds. I would rather have a .45 and carry more weight.
Secondly, just how do you know what you are going to do in a shooting situation. I know what I did.
I likie my personal Beretta Elite 2, and I stoke it full of 127gr +p+ Ranger SXT's. It does just fine. I also carry a Para*ordnance 7.45 LDA just cause I wanna. I fill it with 200 gr. +p Goldots.
I guess what I am trying to say is go with what you are most comfortable. Carry what you need to make shit go bang.
Frank, your dream, it means you're gay dude.

Good luck wih your battle ole buddy

I am not psychologist, but I don't play one on TV. However, I am an expert on dream interpretation. Your dream indicates that you will have seven years of plenty, seven represented by the number of rounds in the .45, and the plenty represented by the fine piece of steel itself. However, after the seven years you will be stuck with 7 years of famine, indicated by the loss of the .45 and the sea of 9mm's. Seven, because seven is about half of the 15 rounds in a 9mm, and a 9mm is about half the pistol of a .45 ACP. So what you need to do is prepare now, while you have plenty, for the famine years. That means you need to use your bounty now to stock up on additional firearms, spare magazines, extra brass, primers, powder, and quality bullets. So your dreams have spoken, and so have I interpreted.

Ok people just cause a gun is French dont mean that it aint no good. The gun would suck in a frenchmens hand yes, but in my hand a wad of dirt is a weapon. And just to further prove my point, I dont think that our enemys deserve to die cause of an American weapon. I reserve that right for our bitch ass allies, when they get out of line. So what would I shoot an American trying to break into my house with, 45 dam right, but if a french frog bastard gets within eye sight of my block/where ever iam at, Ill kill that sof (son of a frog) with a french gun, filling his ass with 9mm rounds till the gun store ran out.

I agree with the majority of the other commenters: it means you need a spare .45

Frank I think it means that you need to clean you gun closet, and remember to pick up after yourself when you are done shooting monkeys. That or it means that you are neglecting your practice with shooting other guns because they are not your favorites. You are going to wear out your .45 if you continue to use it all the time.

Its not from a lack of .45s, its a lack of respect for the enemy, why make them feel better in hell claiming to die from an American gun, when the devil asks them how they died they should say "An American killed me with my own gun", the devil should then reply "So you arent even worthy of an .45 to the head, dude your gonna fit right in here at hippie hell and fire pit spa." thats the proper order of things, only American criminals have the right to die via an American gun. so in hell when howard dean, oops, i mean the devil, asks them how they died the dead American should say ".45 to they head, chest, left leg and balls, now shut up you sorry liberal bastard, Iam in charge."

Jessie, in your dialogue, you're talking as the devil and the dead one at once. Is this made on with your own experience ?

That I need a second .45 seems the best theory; I've always wanted dual .45's. Man that will be so cool next time someone looks at me funny!

Twice the .45 firepower = twice the dead French/German/Camel Jockeys. Hmmm, maybe math is good for something.

I would like to say sorry to all for my previous b.s. I hadnt killed a hippie in a while and was just getting wierd. But that all changed, a hippie on campus found his way to the ROTC firing range, and well, everybody got some target practice.

LONG LIVE THE WARRIORS
short live their enemys (looks to france the frog)

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