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January 21, 2004
I Was Quoted on NRO's the Corner!
Posted by Frank J. at 01:53 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (37)

...but I wasn't credited. Oh well; one of these days I'll gain their respect. See if you can tell which one of these e-mails was mine.

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37 Responses To "I Was Quoted on NRO's the Corner!"

Frank,

I'm guessing it was the Try McClure one. Funny.

#1 - Posted by: Michael Demmons on January 21, 2004 02:11 PM

My guess- "No Way"

#2 - Posted by: Phil Winsor on January 21, 2004 02:16 PM

I say "No Way"

#3 - Posted by: joatmoaf on January 21, 2004 02:20 PM

"No Way"

#4 - Posted by: rita on January 21, 2004 02:23 PM

"no way"

#5 - Posted by: rasta on January 21, 2004 02:32 PM

NRO reads IMAO every day, I bet. :)

Frank, I got video download information if you want it:

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I got a mirror hosting now. I'm hoping to get more. Enjoy, my friend. Enjoy. Turn the sound up real loud so you can get the full insanity of it all. I worked hard on this. :)

B.

P.S.

I think Goldberg is trying to be just like you, but don't quote me on that. :)

#6 - Posted by: Banagor on January 21, 2004 02:34 PM

They even spell "Joos" like you!

#7 - Posted by: Miranda on January 21, 2004 02:46 PM

I don't know who Timmy is

#8 - Posted by: timmy on January 21, 2004 03:09 PM

Frank, I think you would be doing a great disservice to your readers if we did not get to hear your commentary on Dennis Kucinich displaying a pie chart to a radio audience.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/2746475/detail.html

The Democrats are apparently in a competition to out-stupid each other. As a "progressive" school teacher would say, "Everyone's a winner!"

#9 - Posted by: Chris D on January 21, 2004 03:34 PM

Scientifical gives it away.

#10 - Posted by: aelfheld on January 21, 2004 07:03 PM

You oughta sue lowry for plagiarism. Uh, other than that, I like the guy.

#11 - Posted by: Orange Jewce on January 21, 2004 09:00 PM

You oughta sue lowry for plagiarism. Uh, other than that, I like the guy.

#12 - Posted by: Orange Jewce on January 21, 2004 09:00 PM

Who else would be bright enough to use a word like "sciencetorium"? If you had copyrighted that word you could charge them money.

#13 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 21, 2004 09:32 PM

I ment to paste this link instead

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-3594910,00.html

Because it tells the story funnier than the one I pasted. But I had to go to work, and didn't have enough time to fix it.

#14 - Posted by: Chris D on January 21, 2004 10:21 PM

It is unclear, at this time, whether they plan to destroy us or merely enslave us. But one thing is certain: the monkeys will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new simian overlords! I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out how helpful I can be in rounding up conservative sword owners to work in their underground banana plantations.

#15 - Posted by: ajay on January 22, 2004 04:56 AM

"sciencetorium" Frank? Yeah, thats yours.

#16 - Posted by: Rey on January 22, 2004 09:16 AM

"Tell any scientist that at your local sciencetorium and he'll think you're smart."

I love it! Even in email, you're funny!

#17 - Posted by: Bob on January 22, 2004 09:20 AM

A Scientifical Explanation of Cold Air

#18 - Posted by: roux on January 22, 2004 09:55 AM

I'm guessing "No Way". Of course when I read it on The Corner yesterday, I wanted to write and correct the author. Thanks for letting me know that you wrote it, so I can point out the mistake! :-)

Why would I do that, you ask? Because I'm some anal-retentive science guy who just can't see that it was meant to be funny and look past the blatant error? Yeah, sounds right.

You write that "mass becomes denser when it cools". I guess that's why ice floats in water, because it's more dense? Most (possibly all, I can't think of an exception) gases do become denser, but not all mass does.

There. I've got that off of my chest. I feel much better now. Thanks. Say, what's that angry looking dog doing chewing a hole in my front door? Wait, no! No! Aaaaaaaaugh!

#19 - Posted by: Nick on January 22, 2004 01:05 PM

Yeah yeah yeah, water is an exception. Now bother me no more!

#20 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 22, 2004 01:13 PM

Freakin' hilarious, Frank.

Unfortunately, due to the "noodle incident", I'm banned from the local Sciencetorium. I guess they'll have to be impressed by some other of your minions.

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