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January 22, 2004
Help Find This Cat a Home
I know the year of the monkey starts now, but I hate monkeys, so stop mentioning it. That said, I got an e-mail from a friend of mine in Florida who is trying to find a home for a cat. Hopefully someone can help. I'm trying to find our cat a new home. It is a nice cat, even likes baths, as you can see from the picture. Trouble is, my husband says the cat stares at him, and it freaks him out. Even though it is all in his head, I have find the cat a new home. Interested? BTW, I have tomorrow off, so I'm sleeping in. I'll post before lunchtime, though. 36 Responses To "Help Find This Cat a Home"
Man.. That is one freaky cat... I think I'll pass.. #1 - Posted by: duke on January 22, 2004 08:07 PMThat picture deeply disturbs me... #2 - Posted by: ZakkWylde470 on January 22, 2004 08:10 PMi don't think i'm gonna sleep tonight. #3 - Posted by: on January 22, 2004 08:11 PMWhy, Frank? Why? #4 - Posted by: Sean M. on January 22, 2004 08:36 PMI think I know that cat. Dean was giving a speech about winning in a bunch of states, then he glanced over and said, "YEAGH! What an ugly cat!" http://imao.us/sound/deanscream.wav Even Chomps might pause a little before ripping it to bits. #5 - Posted by: on January 22, 2004 08:41 PMThis may be just the cat for Acidman! johnb #6 - Posted by: jbouler on January 22, 2004 08:51 PMOh my, that was very rattling indeed. I don't belive I'll be able to rid my thoughts of that face for at least a fortnight. That was purely chilling in the plainest sense of the word. Dear God, have you any mercy? #7 - Posted by: Tim E on January 22, 2004 09:05 PMBah. Your pictures of freaky eyed cats do not scare me. I have seen the face of Helen Thomas and can withstand anything! Oh my god... So, I was looking for the common man's view on the elections, and I say to myself "Hey, my good friend at IMAO.US can help me out!" Then, I see an ad to help find a kitty a home. Being an avid cat advocate and lover, I look at the picture to see what I can do. I'm home alone and I'm freaked out. What horror movie did you grab that from?! HAVE MERCY!!! #9 - Posted by: Eve on January 22, 2004 09:49 PMI have bad news: the cat thing is a hoax. That really looks like the grandmother of this girl I used to date. I thought, "She's gonna turn into that?" I broke up with her. Of course it does explain why she kept bringing me mice... #10 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 22, 2004 11:03 PMNothing says I love you like a dead mouse in the doorway! #11 - Posted by: Miranda on January 22, 2004 11:12 PMThanks, Frank. I was about to slumber after one more quick surf. Looks like I'll be up for awhile. #12 - Posted by: SondraK on January 22, 2004 11:36 PMhttp://www.topfx.com/cgi-bin/mixmaster.cgi?layouturl=democrats.org&contenturl=imao.us A mix of democrats.org for the layout and imao.us for the content...hilarious #13 - Posted by: Brandon on January 22, 2004 11:41 PMhttp://www.cutecat.com/pix/1999/falstaff11.jpg here, you should feel better after this. #16 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 23, 2004 12:40 AMi didnt think i could hate cats more than i already do... #17 - Posted by: Mike on January 23, 2004 01:27 AMThis will definitely set me back in therapy... #18 - Posted by: Sue on January 23, 2004 08:53 AMhttp://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Cat lover's beware.......
That cat looks amazingly like our dearly departed pet, Crypto, who recently died for the ninth and final time. My wife Lilly and I would be happy to give it a home. No way are you going to give that cat away!! That's my long lost cousin Ick! Morticia and I have been trying to dig him up for centuries! #21 - Posted by: Gomez Addams on January 23, 2004 09:25 AMthat cat rules - i'll take it - it would do well with the demon cat i already have - i can walk it in manhattan and scare away the left #22 - Posted by: watson on January 23, 2004 09:40 AM//thumbsdown. #23 - Posted by: The Vigilante on January 23, 2004 09:56 AMYou should see the old owner: http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/08-29-03-mated/DaShoe_sfmated.jpg #24 - Posted by: Mr. J on January 23, 2004 10:27 AMHOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PURE...good kitty, now put down the axe #25 - Posted by: Bubba on January 23, 2004 11:05 AMOh sweet Lord. It's like Gollum and Mao Tse-tung had a kid. #26 - Posted by: Megan on January 23, 2004 04:47 PMAre you sure it's not some sort of mutant monkey? #28 - Posted by: MonkeyPants on January 23, 2004 06:36 PMif Nancy Pelosi was a cat... #29 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 23, 2004 06:40 PMYe gods, that thing is ugly. #30 - Posted by: rosignol on January 24, 2004 06:37 PMASK ME ABOUT MICROWAVING CATS, FOR FUN AND PROFIT!!!!! Wait. Thats my cat. Your nasty florida friend stole my poor, defensless, helpless kitty! In the famous words of Howie Dean, YEEEAAAGH!! #32 - Posted by: Veritas on January 25, 2004 05:23 PMOr if you'd rather have a dog: http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg07082003/Cacogen2.jpg Or just go here to look at all the animals: If you can stand Michael Jackson. I can't see why you can't for this cat. #34 - Posted by: Elizabeth on February 3, 2004 12:44 PMAll these are spmmaers- fuck them all! Bayer get without approved. Propecia night largest 30 Ortho-McNeil delivery Merck buy largest vitamins. Order Pfizer AstraZeneca or The The FDA now over http://www.propecia-i.com supplies of free and of days variety #36 - Posted by: Propecia on November 24, 2004 02:55 PMPost a comment
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