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January 30, 2004
Jonah Goldberg Put to the Test
I've decided to find out for myself if Jonah Goldberg is worthy of my admiration. Thus, it's time to see if he can stand up to... THE HATE MAIL! My first hate mail to Michael Moore was so devastating that it left him speechless. My second hate mail... well... never got e-mailed since Moore's mailbox was constantly full - probably with lot's of hate mail (though none as rambling and incoherent as mine, I guarantee you). Now it's time to test Jonah's fortitude by subjecting him to my wrath. First, though, I must set myself in the mindset of a liberal so that I can properly hate Jonah. Duh, no blood for oil! Free Mumia! Bush is Hitler! I like tofu! There, mindset achieved. And now to compose... From: imao@cfl.rr.com Ha! Let's see how he takes that. My guess it will reduce him to a quivering mass, allowing me to replace him at NRO. Muh ha ha ha! 34 Responses To "Jonah Goldberg Put to the Test"
Never a dull moment from you, huh? The nerve of him improperly quoting the Simpsons. If I were him I would shrivel up into a useless mass by now. By the way, that laugh was excellent. #1 - Posted by: Liberal Beater on January 30, 2004 08:23 AMUhhh Frank (may I call you Frank?), This insane blathering has been replaced with a plug for the new IMAO t-shirt. I'm a crazy leftist, and even I think Frank's new t-shirt is great. Buy it now! If you don't own one of these t-shirts, you'll be worse than Bush who is worse than Hitler. #3 - Posted by: PreSSkott von Busch on January 30, 2004 09:00 AM(nods head while inconspicuously reaching for his bat) #4 - Posted by: Frank J. on January 30, 2004 09:05 AMWhy would you look for an enemy when it looks like Presskott there so desperately wants a beating (and then there's Chicago). PreSSkott: Thank you very little. Toddle off now. #6 - Posted by: Jim A. on January 30, 2004 10:14 AMDude, get your own blog. #7 - Posted by: Miranda on January 30, 2004 10:29 AM> Miranda, he already does. 'Democratic Underground' and 'Informationclearinghouse'. Hey PreSSkott, (We'll let JFK slide since he at least had the good graces not to have illicit sex while on the phone ordering American troops into harm way.) Frank! You pulled PreSSkott's post, and now my post makes no sense and is without context. Just like his was! Oh no, you're going to replace mine with a shameless plug for your tee-shirt, aren't you? Guess I'll toddle off now.... #12 - Posted by: Jim A. on January 30, 2004 12:18 PMI have no interest in this petty wrangling. I just wanted to see what happens when I attach my new URL. Mwah. #13 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 12:48 PMFrank: Awww I wanted to see some sensless blathering... and some Dead Iraqi Puppet theater too. BTW nice e-mail, but it needs more rambling and personal insults about his socks. #15 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on January 30, 2004 02:18 PMWhat's with the Chicago bashing? It's important to know, since I'm temporarily exiled here in the land of the far-too-cold. I must agree with Susie... Michael Moore's hatemail was much better. #17 - Posted by: the_brick on January 30, 2004 03:14 PMFrank J, while Jeff Medcalf is in Chicago, have him do some information gathering on the monkey hoards and terrorists there. Tell him to look for the Jonah Goldberg connection. I'm sure it's there. #18 - Posted by: LibertyBob on January 30, 2004 03:28 PMChicago's just fine, for I have seen Buffalo #19 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 03:43 PMAnd check out my groovy new blog, you guys. I get the chance to wave my little champagne-cork-sized-dick at Americans and everything. What do you mean, you don't care. I don't care that you don't care. Nurse, I think I must have missed my medication. #20 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 03:47 PMWell I liked the idea, Frank. When you take Jonah down, can we have the couch and the Fair Jessica? the_brick, This is the start of it...I walk naked and unashamed into th conference chamber. (Apart from the champagne-cork dick, obviously. This is what I'm doing...you bastards. The reason for this, if one's needed, is that a couple of days ago I stumbled (in a kind of lamb/slaughter-like fashion) into a blog called IMAO, masterminded by the evil genius Frankj. IMAO is a joyous, exuberant rollercoaster ride, a sizzling paean of praise for America's willingness, nay, determination to go out into the world and uh, kill people and take their money. So, not quite Right-On. But very funny. I laughed out loud at least once, and quite apart from being from Northern Ireland, I'm also a bass player, so I don't laugh easily unless I see the money up front. Anyway, I sneaked in (not snuck, you fools - in any case, if you want to get fussy about the past tense of words that rhyme with "wreak" it should be "snought") intending to infuriate and confuse the Stupid Americans with the scalpel-strokes of my sophisticated British humour, only to find that the bastards were at least as smart as, and a lot funnier than, errrm, me. Which, frankly, (ha!) came as a shock - I'd expected to win the day by advising people to mind their knuckles on the doorstep. I'd completely forgotten that at least some Americans must be more like P.J. O'Rourke than GWB. So...I'm not going in there again without at least a couple of B.S.E. - ridden carcasses I can fire from my siege-catapults to even things up a bit, but a couple of the people in there seemed to think that despite being a quaint little European monkey I could occasionally be funny, so here we go. This may not last long, as I'm a man of intense but brief enthusiasms. No, not you, Soozie. Ow. ¶ 3:12 PM You hate me, don't you? In a sort of "He's not an issue-but-he-might-be" kind of way. Oh, go on, say you do. Over here in Europe, we really value your opinion. And thanks for colouring in all that stuff for us. And who the fuck is Jonah Goldberg? #24 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 05:19 PMGetting late here in Old Europe where it all happens!! G'Night all (Ayuk!) #25 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 05:27 PMOh shit, say it ain't so... #26 - Posted by: Davy on January 30, 2004 05:32 PMNo, no, I am not denying that I hate him, it is very very true. I am hating that horrible fellow Jonah very very much, even more than a bloody Paki. We only were not firing him because we are sorry for his cute little dog that he named it Cosmo, that is what I'm telling. #27 - Posted by: Ramesh Nadarajan Bijuvemulae Ponurururururururururururu on January 30, 2004 05:35 PMDohh! Zeppelin rules! Don't hold your breath. He doesn't answer hate mail. I must've sent him 30 or 40 angry letters back when his dog was writing his columns for a couple months. 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