Evil laughs are absolutely neccessary when it comes to promoting yourself. Anyway, I would pay for the IMW thing, but being poor because of college and all...meh.

If you skipped eating ramen noodles for eight weeks, that would be five bucks right there.

mmmmm...ramen noodles

ill contribute 5 bucks if you use it to get a brain transplant

Ben, maybe he could just borrow your's since you don't seem to be using it.

But what would you do with it?

Its clearly defective.

I need more knick-knacks for my house's plant shelves. Might work there.

Are you taking sign-ups for the permalink contest yet? If so, then

FIRST!

You can never have too many permalinks from IMAO.

I think you better double check that money that Harvey tossed in your tip jar, Frank--it's probably rejected graffiti currency.... ;)

Harvey,
I won't take sign ups until I explain the details. You will get special consideration since you were first loser of the last.

So...I just watched a TV programme about Iraq in the aftermath of the "Liberation" and it made me angry about your little website. Not that it matters - I know you don't care, and you're all tall, tanned and American, with great teeth. (Maybe a little on the fat side, but, hey, it's Florida, who's going to notice?)

It was just that, watching that programme, the ludicrous "Whup-ass" stuff on this site got turned into reality, and stopped being funny. REAL dead people. REAL dead kids. (And all better-looking than the average American. Why do you bother putting braces on their teeth when they still end up fat and hideous?)

"Whup-ass?" In the history of mankind there's never been such a chicken-shit bunch of arseholes as the the inhabitants of the U.S.A. (Don't hurt me, I've got a big gun.") Oh yeah, I understand the Gun Lobby now...

Anyway, you don't care, I don't care. I feel better, you feel, errm, nothing. I just want to make a couple of suggestions:

1)if you're all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don't you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?

2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it.

I just thought it made economic sense, if nothing else.

Bye now.

Davy, get over yourself. The only difference between you and us is that the reality hit home for us a long time ago and Americans decided to actually *do* something about it.

(BTW, I know Americans are supposed to be incapable of recognizing irony, so I won't point out the fact that a Red Coat is accusing Americans of being imperialistic and elitist.)

I know that Americans are capable of recognising irony. If you were stupid there'd be an excuse for you. But there's no excuse - you've come from the louse-infested heaving of Ellis Island to flame-grilled infant Whoppers in Baghdad in, well, not much time at all. Just go back home. There's nothing we want from you but your silence. Nobody really hates you. Nobody wants to kill you. Just shut up and fuck off.

And... you may be capable of recognising irony, but you certainly can't recognise your own troops. I love those "friendly fire" stories - keep 'em coming Ace! Over here in Yoorp we just love to take the edge off our irrelevance by counting those body-bags comin' home. Yee-hah!

Some obsess with avoiding evil, but the greater virtue is try and do good.

My point that I was going to make exactly. The thing is that we are not cowards, unlike some..er..many in this world. Where is the honor in standing idle because one believes that if one does nothing, then nothing will happen to you again? Such idiocy will be the death of us all. NEVER believe in that naive optomism of this true "peace."

Davy's just jealous that the British Empire is now confined to one small island and a colony on the Spanish coast.

Davy's suffering a severe case of envy. Little of any good is accomplished in this world withour U.S. leadership, sweat, blood, and, yes, big American guns. Big American guns saved British ass in 1917 and 1945.

Obviously, Davy's not the man his Prime Minister is nor is he worthy of the sacrifices of Her Majesty's armed forces.

Davy also is unable to communicate without punctuating his speech with the F word. However, he apparently has discovered the Democrat's method of talking through his ass. Rave on, Davy.

So...I just watched a TV programme about Iraq in the aftermath of the "Liberation" and it made me angry about your little website. Not that it matters - I know you don't care, and you're all tall, tanned and American, with great teeth. (Maybe a little on the fat side, but, hey, it's Florida, who's going to notice?)

It was just that, watching that programme, the ludicrous "Whup-ass" stuff on this site got turned into reality, and stopped being funny. REAL dead people. REAL dead kids. (And all better-looking than the average American. Why do you bother putting braces on their teeth when they still end up fat and hideous?)

"Whup-ass?" In the history of mankind there's never been such a chicken-shit bunch of arseholes as the the inhabitants of the U.S.A. (Don't hurt me, I've got a big gun.") Oh yeah, I understand the Gun Lobby now...

Anyway, you don't care, I don't care. I feel better, you feel, errm, nothing. I just want to make a couple of suggestions:

1)if you're all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don't you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?

2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it.

I just thought it made economic sense, if nothing else.

Bye now.

We'll remember that the next time the Germans are bombing the shit out of your pitiful little island.

Davy said:

I know that Americans are capable of recognising irony. If you were stupid there'd be an excuse for you. But there's no excuse - you've come from the louse-infested heaving of Ellis Island to flame-grilled infant Whoppers in Baghdad in, well, not much time at all. Just go back home. There's nothing we want from you but your silence. Nobody really hates you. Nobody wants to kill you. Just shut up and fuck off

Tell that to the families of the 3000+ people that died on September 11, 2001. You ignorant piece of Euro-excrement.

The bad guys win when the good guys do nothing.

...Or Davy's just a flaming loser who found your Website and wanted to whine a little. Let's simply forget his existance.

Besides, he's probably just some smart-mouth obese kid with braces living in Kansas with a computer and no social life.

Not that there's anything wrong with braces or Kansas. Now obesity, yes, gross.

Obesity is great! (I'm trying to sell some 3XL shirts over here)

Politically irresponsible, despotic, capitalist organisations now exert themselves to steal real power from democratic bodies elected by and for the peoples of humanity ---the wild farcical exuberance of the electoral theft that occurred in the US in November 2000 being merely the most palpable instance of a coup d’État permanent. Such misanthropic conglomerates infest the Troika (Europe, USA and Japan) where local peoples undergo massive brainwashing, near-irreparable subservience, socio-cultural rape and identity loss. Capital and power concentration was rendered possible as a result of the recent IT revolution. It is going to be enhanced even further through human life merchandisation as the effect of human genome privatisation and human body patentability. “Market” absolutism has outsmarted fascism and communism. For “market” dictatorship is hard to sell even to ingenuous victims, marketocrats are wild about the globalisation buzzword ---referring to a process that is, however, neither included in nor linked with marketisation as worldwide economic integration precedented “free”-“market” dogma.

As the fantastic Iraqi imposture shows, ultraconservative economism is deception and thievery. The unmitigatedly anachronistic notion of colonial possession is overtly looked down on and substituted for an incongruous mix of compassionate, fuzzy, maudlin op-ed philippics spouted at home and coarse plundering on the spot. Marketocrats want to extirpate natural resources and deracinate popular culture from sovereign territories. Nature and culture are not separate spheres: mankind is their porous border. That comes out right ! Marketocracy have plans for them too: mass unemployment, underemployment, transient employability, precarity, overexploitation, exclusion and clochardisation. Even children are the object of much solicitude on the part of corporate advocates of global economic liberty: no less than 300 million minors are handed over to bestial greediness. For market ayatollahs, juvenile workforce is a simple adjustment variable. As is financial criminality caused by the business sector, big banks, tax heavens and mafias. Criminal economic “freedom” yields compassionately-conservative thugs a good trillion euros per year: more than the cumulative GDP of one third of humanity, more than 12 % of US GDP.

[This crazy rant will be temporarily interrupted to bring you a message from Colt Firearms.

Colt - Because there are people who are alive who shouldn't be.

Now back to your regularly scheduled rant already in progress.]

The extravagant merchandisation of words and things, bodies and souls, plus nature and culture is leading to more discrepancies. In 1960 people living in the richest countries (20 % of world population) earned 30 times as much as did the 20 % poorest in the world. In 1995 the income of the highest 20 % of the same well-off group was then 82 times higher than the lowest 20 %. In more than 70 countries, the income per capita has fallen to what it was 20 years ago. Today 3 billion people (half humanity) live with less than 2 euros a day. Admittedly the current affluence of goods never happened before anywhere on earth. Yet homelessness and hunger are on the rise. One third of the 4 ½ billion people living in developing countries are not provided with drinking water. One fifth of children are not absorbing enough calories or proteins. Two billion people ---one third of humanity--- are anaemic. According to a study by the Organisation of the United Nations (OUN), a 4-% tax levied on the wealth accumulated by the 225 world-richest people would be enough to meet basic needs ---food, drinking water, education and health--- of the entire human population. Thirteen billion euros only are wanted to meet sanitary and nutritional needs of humanity. Every year, Unitedstatians and Europeans spend 13 billion euros in… perfumes.

Even solid organisations such as states may be overthrown by marketocrats. The irony lies in the fact the removal of weakest states caused by marketocracy brings about the outbreak of religiocracy, a rival to ultraconservatism. Marketocrats and religiocrats want the same world. They are competitors, not enemies. Collective-imaginary metaphrases like bin Laden and Bush are quite interchangeable. Competition between “economic” and “religious” bigots has caused the proliferation of countless, ominous lawless areas. Novel ungovernable chaotic entities surface. Barbarous realities backfire to the detriment of the pseudo-postmodern sycophants of modelled economism. Ivory towers, too, can fall…

For all that typing and all those big words, I'm still wondering if it actually said anything that made sense...

I got lost after the first couple sentences.

Yeah, I like a salad. A baked potato with some cream cheese and chives. That is what he was talking about right?

Until I see that all nations are better off than the US, I will believe them. Until then, stop being hypocritical about us. I will not stand up for your socialistic and communistic ideas. It is not right that everyone should live the same, finacially that is. Some deserve it more than others, for they have fought for it. Do you see us Americans saying, "Oh, I wish we were like France because they live in harmony and they are better than us"? NO! Whoever says that are idiotic leftists and anti-americans in this country that are blinded by that rubbish.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, Libby, your use of our language does you credit, particularly as you have obviously gained your knowledge of it by monitoring the radio transmissions of extremely stupid people.

And I may have got a little out of hand in here last night, you know, I'd had maybe a little too much to drink, and the pictures on the television...and and it seemed like I'd, you know, uh, upset some people - I'd just like to take the opportunity of saying, uh, Ahahahahahahahahha. (And I'm not an obese kid from Kansas. Maybe a little jowly these days, is all. And I have a girlfriend and everything.)

Luv you. Mwah.

"1)if you're all frightened of people hurting you, (and you obviously are) why don't you just get back to the U.S. and stay there?"

Good point, Davy - albeit forever preserved under your hat. Would that even make sense? They "hurt us" on our own soil...So we eliminate their capability to hurt us or anyone else again. Now we mop up, tie-off loose ends, and the world is a bright and happy place again. Yea America!

Oh and yeah, your damn right we have "big guns." Your little anger problem is obviously a manifestation of latent penis envy...

"2)if people hate you and want to kill you, maybe you could figure out what it is that you do that pisses them off, and, uh, stop doing it."

Now little Davy... People hate us because we live FREE, and we're not about to give that up anytime soon. (Didn't we already prove that to you Eurotwats a time or two?) Of course we have our own dim-witted Euro-sympathetic liberals who would like us to be more "compassionate" to those who hate us - perhaps even to bow down to the evil will of the Unite Nations. But whilst they're off hugging trees, we'll take care of them, too. All in due time.

Now, just stand right there and hold this sign...

Asi -

Wonder no more...I parsed that sucker up above, and I can tell you with supreme assurance, ol' "marketocrats" was just passin' wind.

If NASA could harness that much hot air, they wouldn't need a main booster for the next launch.

Ha ha, thanks JB =}

"And I may have got a little out of hand in here last night, you know, I'd had maybe a little too much to drink, and the pictures on the television."

Davy, the reason no one cares what you think is because your huge revelation came from watching television.

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