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February 01, 2004
IMAO Super Bowl Live Commentary
Posted by Frank J. at 07:48 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

It's so square. And, instead of the sound being all around me, it's just in front of me. I guess I could have gone seen it with friends, but I'm more in the mood to wallow in my own sorrow right now.

Oh yeah, and I ripped my hakama in aikido and needed to fix that.

Wallowing in my sorrow and sewing; that's what I'm doing.

Hey, one of the teams finally scored. Good for that team.

Hey, I could hook my DVD player to the T.V. in my bedroom and finish that movie, but then it wouldn't be progressive scan and half the screen would be black bars. That sounds wrong.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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15 Responses To "IMAO Super Bowl Live Commentary"

I feel for ya, Frank, I really do.

Go Patriots! Beat that other team.

#1 - Posted by: Tim E on February 1, 2004 08:13 PM

Yea Frank. Anger can't get the best of you. You know Dr. Phil is mentoring Dean, I'm sure he has room for you to frank.

#2 - Posted by: Rasta on February 1, 2004 08:18 PM

That's actually a great idea, Rasta. Frank, to relieve your anger you could beat Dean to a bloody pulp.

Mmm...bloody pulp...and nachos...

Nachos...

#3 - Posted by: Tim E on February 1, 2004 08:24 PM

GO BUCS!!!!!

#4 - Posted by: overlord on February 1, 2004 08:40 PM

//is rooting for the Panthers.

Actually, that Van Helsing trailer looked pretty good. Can you say "Castlevania the Movie"? I can.

#5 - Posted by: The Vigilante on February 1, 2004 08:49 PM

Tim, sure. Whatever keeps Frank from destroying things.

#6 - Posted by: Rasta on February 1, 2004 09:16 PM

Yeah. Although, it's always a good time when Frank destroys something.

Frank...destroy more things in a humorus manner, as to make me laugh (which is your job). Maybe breaking things will make you rich and famous.

"Destroy! Destroy!" - Al Gorebot after the Florida loss in 2000.

#7 - Posted by: Tim E on February 1, 2004 09:32 PM

Could you like...go to Houston and break Tom Brady's leg? Oh and steal that nice Cadallic he got for me.

#8 - Posted by: Raymann on February 1, 2004 11:57 PM

The television dilema could be worse, Frank. You could have to read the game in novelized form.

#9 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 2, 2004 12:19 AM

Look at it this way.

At least you didn't have to see Janet Jackson flash everyone in hi def.

#10 - Posted by: IkkonoIshi on February 2, 2004 01:22 PM

Ah, a fellow aikidoist -

I KNEW there was a reason I liked this blog the very first time I saw it...must have been subliminal.

I'm not anywhere near the level that rates the hakama, though.

Yours in aiki -

#11 - Posted by: JB on February 2, 2004 06:50 PM

I remember when Whitney Houston sang the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl in LA...brought a tear to your eye. Now we get 'entertainment' that would embarrass a 3rd-class Las Vegas revue.
The game was great, the commercials average, and the half time show low class.

#12 - Posted by: bjbarron on February 2, 2004 10:27 PM

Am I the only one that remembers "The Popcorn Tapes" from a Superbowl years back?

#13 - Posted by: Big Dog on February 3, 2004 03:11 AM

Oh, and they need to bring back the Bud Bowl.

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