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February 02, 2004
No Beer and No HDTV Makes Frank J. Something Something
Luckily my beer survived the power outage. Unluckily, the guy who picks up TV's for the local repairatorium threw out his back, so I don't know when I'll get my TV serviced. It is inevitable that the one T.V. show I watch during the week, 24, will have to be viewed on the square screen. Woe is me. Some may think it's petty for me to worry about my widescreen TV when there is so much suffering in the world, but I could have more empathy for that suffering if I were able to see it in HD - which won't happen until my TV is repaired. Anyhoo, as reported by Right Wing News, I am now one of the top 100,000 websites. Strangely, my enemy Wizbang outranked me. According to this graph, he almost reached the top 10,000 sites in ranking in December. How did that happen? What devil did he sell his soul to? Skullduggery is afoot, I say. 19 Responses To "No Beer and No HDTV Makes Frank J. Something Something"
Something Something = Very Annoyed #1 - Posted by: The Vigilante on February 2, 2004 12:40 PMGo crazy? Man, i feel for you not being able to watch 24 in comfort. That's just wrong. Not being able to watch 24 in HD widescreen goodness is clearly a liberal plot to keep you from being exposed to the guns and gunplay that appear on the show. Better take action by immediately notifying the NRA and Charlton Heston. You might also want to alert Twentieth Century Fox that they obviously have a liberal mole somewhere in their organization. Hope this helps. #3 - Posted by: ConservativeBabe on February 2, 2004 02:13 PMTwentieth Century Fox cannot possibly have any liberals amongst them, not with their offices in Hollywood and all. #4 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 2, 2004 03:21 PMi cant believe you frank. im very disapointed in you. VERY DSIAPOPINTED. why dont you have a tivo? #5 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 2, 2004 03:23 PMi cant believe you frank. im very disapointed in you. VERY DSIAPOPINTED. why dont you have a tivo? #6 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 2, 2004 03:23 PMwell this is a good time for frank's interaction with the fans #7 - Posted by: Rasta on February 2, 2004 04:10 PMI suggest you sell your soul to Allah, I heard he is looking for some new recrutes. #8 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 2, 2004 05:22 PMI hope you get your HD fixed before November so you can watch your beloved president go down whimpering in the election. Dont worry he can always go back to Texas and kill people for no reason #9 - Posted by: ben on February 2, 2004 08:34 PMBen's joke wasn't really funny... #10 - Posted by: Kao on February 2, 2004 09:04 PMa person with no tivo is a person without a soul. an engineer with no tivo is infinetly worse. dare i compare thee to a.... no, i dare not. why, frank, why? you have shattered my confidence in you as a sensible person. so...sad...*sob* #11 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 2, 2004 09:42 PMBah, an electrical engineer should build his own Tivo equiviliant! #12 - Posted by: Brandon on February 2, 2004 10:18 PMWhat's a tivo got to do with this? I want to watch 24 in widescreen! #13 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 3, 2004 06:33 AMSomeone get Frank A HDTV before he kills us all with an axe. #14 - Posted by: Dan on February 3, 2004 07:22 AMfrank in pain now
therer is so a HDtivo. i have one. you are all fools! (thnks i feel better now) and frank, of you get a tivo, youn will be able to save 24, wait for your HDTV to come back, then watch in bigscreen glory, AND SKIP THE COMERCIALS!!!!! btew, i have aa 63 inch HDTV. i spit on your puny 24 inches!! #17 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 3, 2004 04:14 PMDONT MIND IF I DO! AUGUBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH VRRRT VRRT HABBBLADOOBLARARRRR!!!! #18 - Posted by: Sloofus on February 4, 2004 09:47 PMskullduggery is a foot? I always thought it had something to do with a skull. #19 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on February 7, 2004 12:20 PMPost a comment
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