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February 04, 2004
Come, Coward! Face Me!
Posted by Frank J. at 04:39 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

I just suddenly got a number of e-mails saying I'm signed up for a bunch of newsletters of a left-leaning nature (he/she used "Frank James" as my name). If someone has a problem with me, be man/woman enough to face me. I'll meet you after school behind the gym. I may or may not have a gun.

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16 Responses To "Come, Coward! Face Me!"

Who are you kidding? You'll have a sword and a gun.

#1 - Posted by: MD2020 on February 4, 2004 04:41 PM

Shhh...

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 4, 2004 04:41 PM

what kinda of a dirty bastard would do such an aweful inhumane act?

#3 - Posted by: Joey D on February 4, 2004 04:54 PM

how....juvenile

i wonder if they wrote "For a good time call Frank J." in the bathroom stall at school as well?

#4 - Posted by: Tom Alday on February 4, 2004 04:57 PM

Frank James? ahahaha. ---Thats not funny. Happened to me to Frank. I get health care, free viagra, all types of stuff, may readers really love me. I am also signed up for a pokemon club or something?...odd

#5 - Posted by: Rasta on February 4, 2004 04:57 PM

Maybe they were trying to help not hurt. They are giving you the "inside" info from the left so you can detroy them from the inside.
If that were the case, I would say you should still decapitate them. I mean who wants that crap in their inbox?

#6 - Posted by: James Doney on February 4, 2004 08:34 PM

Frank James....where have i heard that, I know! You have a brother name who makes high end custom bikes and also robs trains with you in broad daylight? Yup, thought so.

#7 - Posted by: SpaceMonkey on February 4, 2004 08:47 PM

Ohhh it wasn't me this time I swear! My legg wound is still healing :) Look at this way, they are now sending you, your new material work with, besides it could be worse, it could of been the weekly news letter from NAMBLA.

#8 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 4, 2004 10:09 PM

The only thing to do to make sure you do proper vengence to all responsible is to send conservative newsletters to everybody on the net. That's sure to get them.

#9 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 4, 2004 10:17 PM

you can barrow my guns. but you have to promise to clean them when yer done.

#10 - Posted by: Chad Coleman on February 5, 2004 12:35 AM

Dear Frank...with your "digital domination" of the blogsphere...can't you somehow render these obviously witless liberal blockheads defenseless at their keyboards...helplessly pecking at their keys after being "kung-fu'd" by electro-magic thru the wires. BTW...what's a URL?

#11 - Posted by: paveblue on February 5, 2004 01:25 AM

Yeah, me too. I get adsv for viagra, body part enlargement, 72 virgins, used Democratic candidates...

#12 - Posted by: Miranda on February 5, 2004 02:43 AM

Frank, go ahead and bring a handcannon. You can't go wrong with carrying a firearm on school grounds. Someone has to stop those dirty crypts.

#13 - Posted by: Texas shootin' solution on February 5, 2004 05:56 AM

Forget the sword and the gun. Give them something worse:

MATH HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on February 5, 2004 01:29 PM

bring it!

#15 - Posted by: on February 7, 2004 04:53 AM

Now wait just a goldurn minute.

That's my  schtick, Frank! You don't see me  doing takeoffs on "In My World", do you? :-)

#16 - Posted by: Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant on February 7, 2004 01:05 PM
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