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February 06, 2004
Dave Barry - Usurper!
Dave Barry thinks he's so great because he's a syndicated columnists and everyone respects him. Well – peh - I spit at him. Humor in the blogosphere belongs to me! Methinks it's time to bury Barry. HATE MAIL! Originally, he didn't even have an e-mail when he started up, which hindered any hate mail efforts as it had been so long since I wrote a regular letter than I couldn't even remember how to do a hyperlink on one. Now he has an e-mail, though, so it's time for a whup'n. To: daveblogger@hotmail.com Let's see him make a rock band name out of any of that! 26 Responses To "Dave Barry - Usurper!"
I don't know Frank. It's missing a leprechan or something. #1 - Posted by: jonag on February 6, 2004 11:01 AMHey, I am not trying to top that. I have to really hate the subject to bring up leprechans in a hate mail. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 6, 2004 11:08 AM"And now coming to the stage, the one, the only "Biggest Mobodies!" #3 - Posted by: Jeffro on February 6, 2004 11:15 AMI'm not sure what to think, Frank. I've come to expect more venom in your bothering of celebreties. If this light handed Frank stuff continues we'll have tell Michael Moore that he's been invited to your house to be your close personal friend. #4 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 6, 2004 12:26 PMAww, Bob - you're as cruel as Chomps. #5 - Posted by: Miranda on February 6, 2004 12:40 PMHey! Mike Moore is a millionaire! He can hang out with me anytime (at my normal billing rate of $125/hour) #6 - Posted by: Phil Winsor on February 6, 2004 02:04 PMLet's see him make a rock band name out of any of that!Frank J and the Blogosphere Humor in the Blogosphere My Turf Well That Ain't Right Who the hell do you think you are my world! I make the funny here, not you! Twice the Traffic Of FrankJ Nobodies Like Me The Biggest Nobody Around To Bother Important People. You're going down, muchacho! Gray Market To Replace The Low-Flow Toilets in My House I think that it could be done. #7 - Posted by: Steve on February 6, 2004 02:37 PM Low-flow Toilets... that would be a GREAT name for a rock band. #8 - Posted by: Timmer on February 6, 2004 03:09 PMChomps isn't cruel - just angry. #9 - Posted by: aelfheld on February 6, 2004 04:09 PMHey; I had no idea our Canadian toliets were so valuable in the States. Maybe I should start smuggling them in. Y'know like the Bronfmans did with whiskey during Prohibition. Now look how wealthy they are. My children would be famous owners of entertainment companies and no one would remember that once their daddy (or grand daddy) was a humble toilet runner. #10 - Posted by: The Meatriarchy on February 6, 2004 04:35 PMas much as i admire you frank, i simply must tell you your way out of your league here. DAVEBARRYROX!!!! #11 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 6, 2004 04:52 PM"Let's see him make a rock band name out of any of that!" you owe me a keyboard, Frank. Kool-aid is bad for them, it seems. #12 - Posted by: keith edge on February 6, 2004 05:11 PMThe best band name yet: Humble Toilet Runner #13 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 6, 2004 05:22 PMThe most famous American rum-running family was, of course, the Kennedys. They were so prolific, Teddy is still trying to get rid of the evidence. MonkeyPants as much as i admire you frank, i simply must tell you your way out of your league here. DAVEBARRYROX!!!!You're not suggesting that anybody (with the possible exception of yours truly) is more funny than the FrankMeister, are you? Of course you're not. It might make me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angryl. #15 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on February 6, 2004 08:35 PMSee? One sure sign that I'm angry is when I start putting superflous "l"s in otherwise perfectly acceptable words. #16 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on February 6, 2004 08:36 PMUhoh, a blogspace war between two of the funniest people on the planet?! This could be bad. #17 - Posted by: The Vigilante on February 6, 2004 09:10 PMthat Dave Barry the usurper: "Sometimes we find eels in our underpants." NYDailyNews 2/7/04 #19 - Posted by: Jane on February 8, 2004 02:18 AMIs muchacho Spanish for muckadoo? #20 - Posted by: jonag on February 8, 2004 10:27 AMCheck out http://daveray.blogspot.com/ he seems to hate dave barry too #21 - Posted by: Joe on March 5, 2004 03:10 PMI THEYYYYYYY HEARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO KEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP OOFFFFFFFFFOOOOOO IIIIIIIII AMMMMMMM EEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA GGGGGUUUUUUYYYYYMMMMMAAAAANNNN FFROMM EENUGGU SO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO FIND A MUGU OK. #22 - Posted by: MUGU EMEKA GUY MAN on April 7, 2004 02:15 PMIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHHHHEYSB HERAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO #23 - Posted by: on April 7, 2004 02:16 PMI always wanted a band named "Floating Okra." Or "The Dripping Puppies." #24 - Posted by: beo on April 15, 2004 11:35 AMNo wait, "Hover Beans!" #25 - Posted by: beo on April 15, 2004 11:36 AMDo you have any other purpose in life AT ALL? Get a life, freak. #26 - Posted by: Somebody on October 19, 2004 10:12 PMPost a comment
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