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February 07, 2004
36 Responses To "To Those Who Think I Just Don't Like Monkeys"
I always wondered where my cats went when they were gone for a couple of weeks every year. They seemed so independent, I never thought of them as being communists. I just have to hope they dressed that way so their mischief would be blamed on the commies instead of the felines. Don't get me started on cats. #2 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on February 7, 2004 12:14 PMThis is why I have a pet bird, they're all capitalists, damned commie cats. #3 - Posted by: Dan on February 7, 2004 12:21 PMPlus, you can train some birds to insult liberals/hippies/commies/nazis, like Churchill's parrot does. #4 - Posted by: duke on February 7, 2004 12:54 PMi wonder what a fifty caliber BMG round would do to one of the little commie-kitties? All correct and good,but what about those "rathergood.com" critters in "I Love the moon" and the Quizno's commercials? #6 - Posted by: mbruce on February 7, 2004 02:28 PMNo wonder the poor kitties look grumpy--they have their boots on backwards! #7 - Posted by: Susie on February 7, 2004 02:29 PMUnfortunatly no, my bird's too stupid to learn to talk. #8 - Posted by: Dan on February 7, 2004 02:35 PMI love the sponge monkeys that sing the moon song on that site! #9 - Posted by: Michelle on February 7, 2004 03:36 PMRelease the Hounds! what..UN?..ok,ask. They don't...screw em. New York Times Headline: "Hegemonic dogs unilaterally attack sleeping kitties." #10 - Posted by: Jane on February 7, 2004 03:56 PMCats are soooo demanding. As my mom once told me: Love and pet a dog, they think your God. Yes. Cats are definately commies. #11 - Posted by: Rebekah on February 7, 2004 04:14 PMWhy do I keep imagining the phrase "Release the Kittens of War!" ? #12 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 7, 2004 04:16 PMCats are evil demonic liberal animals. I mean what other animal do you know that is such an elitist that it will only poop in its own little box? Wait! Look at the far right bottom corner of the commie kitty video. "MONKEY"! Frank, it's a plot! #14 - Posted by: Xoxotl on February 7, 2004 05:44 PMCats are good. You just have to find the perfect sauce. #15 - Posted by: og on February 7, 2004 06:36 PMThis is off topic, but Frank are you ghost writing for Maureen Down? This reads like an In Your World post. Actually, cats are not liberals. Liberals are for letting everyone do what they want when they want (as long as they agree with it). Cats are more like ancient Roman emperors--Caligula, for instance. They're nasty, arrogant little animals, and the only reason I put up with mine is because she purrs and she's cute when she plays with string. Plus you never have to take cats outside in a blizzard. #17 - Posted by: Good-Natured Cynic on February 8, 2004 12:13 PMHey, don't paint with such a broad brush. Not all cats are commies. My beloved american pure blodded capitalist anti-communist gun-loving kitten had to be physically restrained from shooting out my monitor when she saw that.
That is so SO not right! #19 - Posted by: Patriot on February 8, 2004 03:07 PMBut Liabach RULES! They are theeee best band aside from Rammstein...Really. PFFFFT, the kitties, who cares! #20 - Posted by: SondraK on February 8, 2004 08:41 PMCat - the Other White Meat!! It's Merlot with monkey, but what is the proper choice for cat? #21 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on February 8, 2004 09:20 PMCats don't care! #22 - Posted by: Gene on February 8, 2004 09:33 PMEspecially when they're sliced and diced within a nice mushroom sauce!! #23 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on February 8, 2004 09:37 PMAnd the cats don't like you either: http://www.mycathatesyou.com #24 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on February 8, 2004 11:27 PMThe emotion of hatred provides additional flavor to the meat. #25 - Posted by: MAK MIke on February 9, 2004 12:53 PMWhich is why the love-flavor in dogmeat is so tasty! #26 - Posted by: Jon on February 11, 2004 01:58 PMI have no tolerance for sponges nor monkeys. Yet we must accept them for who they are. #27 - Posted by: on February 12, 2004 04:26 PMThe monkeys are far more tasty than the sponges. That allows me to be more accepting of them. Uh, Merlot with monkey -- right? #28 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on February 13, 2004 10:23 PMdrtejn6u7w677uthn8q783j8w9ej73by678vjervbiuq346kt87wymkv87ryujd i774kj n sdfu78m 87 we7fn6 45 38 he wyrfjkgg 759wehgv65hjdyeoweyehcb 854yfhvnm mret5 746ujvg nvjme 478 jnurdtyurtydj3474589fd 7werju8hr 576r 5yt rdusrigk fhhjt sdfiurydrtnb drtu8jtt5. #29 - Posted by: fart bomb on February 15, 2004 05:56 PMdrtejn6u7w677uthn8q783j8w9ej73by678vjervbiuq346kt87wymkv87ryujd i774kj n sdfu78m 87 we7fn6 45 38 he wyrfjkgg 759wehgv65hjdyeoweyehcb 854yfhvnm mret5 746ujvg nvjme 478 jnurdtyurtydj3474589fd 7werju8hr 576r 5yt rdusrigk fhhjt sdfiurydrtnb drtu8jtt5. #30 - Posted by: fart bomb on February 15, 2004 05:58 PMi just farted... #31 - Posted by: Frank on February 20, 2004 11:21 PMI'm quite scared of these. They scare me so bad, they're the only thing I'm scared of. I wish someone would take them off the air. They cause me psychological harm. (I'm 12)Spongemonkeys ......... hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos' what the critters really were. She responded, "They are spongemonkeys, sir." I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos' toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren't living in the Quizos' kitchen. "WE LUV THA SUBSI think sponge monkeys will rule the world in 2007. AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!igot a hole in my bunghole.I have too poop so bad because i ate too much quiznos. i am on the toilet right now with my laptop.OOOOOOOHHHHHH but i didn't have any corn all i had was jalepanos and six quiznos subs. #33 - Posted by: kevin(sswizard07) on May 12, 2004 10:11 AMWITW....Boof what is this..lol this is donut...im very scared..BEEPIDY BEEP woman...Benifer #34 - Posted by: Donut on December 14, 2004 08:16 PMWould you lick my kitty for me? please please daddy wont do it and it needs a bath. he is horny for all you fucking fag fuckers out there who cares what a fucking spongemonkey is. UMmmmmmm..... I dont have any friends WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND????? #36 - Posted by: I LIKE MY WINKIE DO YOU LIKE IT TOO? on April 27, 2005 02:54 PMPost a comment
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