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February 11, 2004
Over One Million Bemused
Extreme Tracker has my unique visitor count over a million. Now it has tracked visitors since August 1st, 2002, but I started blogging on July 9th, 2002, to get the actual number of unqiue visitors I've had, take the number from the Extreme Tracker and add seven. Anyway, my special surprise for passing a million visitors will be detailed sometime tomorrow. 23 Responses To "Over One Million Bemused"
Frank, I just broke 1000. So I know a thousandth of what you are feeling. #3 - Posted by: SpaceMonkey on February 11, 2004 10:04 PMOh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy! Frank is actually going to give US a surprise...but shouldn't it be the other way around? #4 - Posted by: Liberal Beater on February 11, 2004 10:07 PMCareful, Frank, you might be treading on McDonalds territory on your number served. #5 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 11, 2004 10:11 PMWell....who was the millionth??? Was it me?! Was it me?! Am I going to Disneyland???!!!! #6 - Posted by: jonag on February 11, 2004 10:15 PMjonag, eighth!! im # 8!!! o goody!! #8 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on February 11, 2004 10:22 PMCool, and congratulations, dude! And to think, I can take credit that you got it all from those 999,995 people who don't read my blog! *heh* Jim Frank, I really, really, enjoy the crap out of your work, keep up the good work. I say this kowing full well know my monkeyness will like preclude you from responding with anything less than small arms fire. #10 - Posted by: SpaceMonkey on February 11, 2004 10:28 PMSo, you're saying time is folds back on itself? #12 - Posted by: CANCER on February 11, 2004 10:48 PMI think the suprise should be more Nuke The Moon T-Shirts! C'mon Frank! I didnt even find the site until they were sold out! #13 - Posted by: dviant on February 11, 2004 11:12 PMOOH-RAH! And congratulations too! Here's to the second million, bottoms up! #14 - Posted by: Emperor Misha I on February 11, 2004 11:59 PMMust resist snide remark about date.... must..... resist.... oh congrats btw. #16 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 12, 2004 12:20 AMif you go to the Extreme Tracker link you'll find that the number of unique visitors last month was 96660. anyone else see this as proof of evilness? #17 - Posted by: Omni on February 12, 2004 12:57 AMfrank: congratulations. i am one of those who reads regularly, but posts infrequently. i hope and pray that you keep sharing your great talents with us. thanx, vlad(imir) p.s. fuck you anyway just for the hell of it. #18 - Posted by: conservative cossack on February 12, 2004 01:26 AMNow, just send all 1 million people a bill for $5 for being allowed to view your site and you'll be rich in no time. Even better, instead of a bill, call it a "tax." Then go find some nice democrats and tell them that they need to pay this new tax. And carry a shotgun while you're asking. #19 - Posted by: Ared on February 12, 2004 07:31 AMWTG Frank! Only 7 hits in your first 3 weeks of blogging? Dude, I got that many the FIRST DAY! Of course, I've only gotten about 7 more since then. You've given me the inspiration to start again - something else you can take credit for, further fueling your rampant narcissism. BTW, I checked your extreme tracker log, and thought it was cool that you got 3 hits from Antarctica, and one from the Vatican. New slogan for ya - IMAO: Once read by the Pope! #20 - Posted by: Dan on February 12, 2004 10:00 AM19th! I'm the 19th poster!~! Woohoo~! #21 - Posted by: Jewels~of~the~Jungle on February 12, 2004 12:52 PMBig deal! Frank sent me to Disneyland!!! #22 - Posted by: jonag on February 12, 2004 04:40 PMBuy www.i-directv.net this it is a wonderful addition to anyones home entertainment system. #23 - Posted by: click here on May 28, 2004 02:55 AMPost a comment
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