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February 16, 2004
Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One II - Win Frank J.'s Funny Finalists
I used random.org, the official random number generator for contest purposes of IMAO, to select the finalists who will lose to me in the main contest. And here they are... Rasta of Behind Enemy Headlines (and you can't plagarize me this time; don't think I forgot that!) Dustin the No-Longer-Blogless Monster Kabasue of Kabasue's Little Blog (who needs to learn that dark letters against dark background does not work) Joey of Single White Male (heh heh, he has a comic with a donkey and an elephant) Harvey Olson of Bad Money, who returns after being first loser of the first Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One to lose once more. Congratulations to the finalists... and perpare for humiliation! You will get more contest details soon. 23 Responses To "Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One II - Win Frank J.'s Funny Finalists"
As a person not chosen, I am both disappointed and relieved. Now I can stop holding my breath and worrying about what to write to be funny. #1 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 16, 2004 08:48 AMDamn you Frank J.!!! May the rats of the world converge on your home to pay your back for the outrage of leaving me out! And damn them random numbers! May they rot in Massachusetts! ;) #2 - Posted by: Laurence of the Rats on February 16, 2004 08:55 AMDamn you and your "random" numbers, it's all a conspiracy to not put me up there, isn't it? Bastard! #3 - Posted by: Alsadius on February 16, 2004 09:31 AMKabasue should lose automatically just for making people go blind! Ouch, my eyes #4 - Posted by: Camille on February 16, 2004 10:23 AMFRANKly, I smell bullshit. Or could it be ... fear? #5 - Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal on February 16, 2004 11:08 AMYeah, my eyes are a little sore from checking out Kabasue's blog. But, it looks interesting (maybe it's actually a 3-D blog and I just don't have the glasses for it). #6 - Posted by: jonag on February 16, 2004 11:42 AMSo what's next Bunny ? When will you compete with the competors ? #7 - Posted by: Amphitryon on February 16, 2004 01:17 PMHarvey convinced you to not enter me, didn't he? I know I keep making him spew on his keyboard and monitor, but come on.... #8 - Posted by: Graumagus on February 16, 2004 01:35 PMnot first #10 - Posted by: R.L. Hunter on February 16, 2004 02:57 PMbwahahaah my plan of ultimate evil is in motion. Soon the world will need glasses from stareing at my web site bwahhahaahah. Ok I changed the color, and added more geek porn #13 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 16, 2004 06:56 PMMonster Kabasue, your porn page reminds me of a reparation I had on my computer. I had some precious files I did not want to show, so I have asked the guy working on the computer to stay during the reparation so I could tell him what he was not allowed to read. As guys are always guys, I had also created a folder called discucu, meaning "discussion about buttocks". I could have bet on it, the guy clicked on this one, and "it was not what he meant to"... BTW, in the movie Golden eye, it is said "they are in front of you and they open very large doors". The answer was "knackers". Can someone explain me what it is, because reverso does not translate it. #14 - Posted by: Amphitryon on February 16, 2004 07:51 PMShouldn't that be "knockers"? #15 - Posted by: doubletrouble on February 16, 2004 07:58 PMI don't know. Here is a picture from the movie. Frank J., when will you put the authomatic linker with the target=_blank to the comment section ? #16 - Posted by: Amphitryon on February 16, 2004 08:21 PMDammit. Stupid random numberses. Wait, the random.org number generator actually uses radio static to generate their "true random" numbers. However, it is well known that radio static is nothing more than the radio-wavelength emissions of the sun. Therefore, the sun is to blame for my not being selected, which leaves only one logical option: Nuke the Sun! #17 - Posted by: Tom on February 16, 2004 08:32 PMknockers... slang for breasts. If you are a woman, they are all ways infront of you. Or in my case over weight male. #18 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 16, 2004 09:22 PMMonster Kabasue, it probably refers to the breasts, such Erin Brockovich's with Julia Roberts. Thanks for the answer, it is rare, nowadays. #19 - Posted by: Amphitryon on February 16, 2004 09:46 PMYay me! In honor of this moment, I am changing my name to Dustin the No-Longer-Blogless. #20 - Posted by: Dustin on February 16, 2004 10:01 PMWelcome abord Dustin, I will be sure to update my links tomarrow in your honor! #21 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on February 17, 2004 03:16 AMThis is enough to make a guy wanna defect to the Axis of Naughty, grrrrrrrr... #22 - Posted by: Lord Spatula I, K&T on February 17, 2004 12:41 PMPost a comment
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