I knew he was dangerous but that put it all in perspective.

"Master Rumsfeld, when will I be able to fight like you?"

"You won't, you dumb ass! You're parents were hippies." [smacks student on back of head]

I've obviously watched WAY too many kung-foo movies in my life, because that's freakin' hilarious!

Its prolly a good thing I have my own office, because I'd hate to explain laughing like a maniac to coworkers.

Is "Laughing Like a Maniac" a kung fu technique?

Which one is the "pre-strangle" position?

Rumsfeld's Shaolin Style can only be countered by Buck's Kung-Fu Grip.

But why would the Immovable Object and the Unstoppable Force ever fight each other?

I find it vaguely disturbing that there is someone else out there who's fevered imaginings are so similar to Frank's.

So it's been over a month since I ordered my coldfury.com t-shirt and I still don't have it. I sent Mike Hendrix an e-mail saying "I bet if I'd ordered an IMAO t-shirt from Frank J. it'd be here already", so when he e-mails you, Frank, saying "Hey! My customers are comparing me unfavorably to you!" you'll know why.

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Rumsfeld is a man I would not want to meet in a dark alley.

"Which one is the "pre-strangle" position?"

All the positions shown may be instantly converted to the "strangle" position. This is also known as the "strangle Rangel" position, but will work for all hippies and Democrats.

Quacking duck hand! Too funny.Oh by the way,I just saw that Hillary made it on to the toughest man top 100.When they say toughest do they mean chewiest?(she looks kind of gristley to me too)

Dunno, I think she's kinda hot myself. :)

Didn't you guys notice the Hidden Monkey Hands!?

I fear that Strang-Fu* Master Rumsfeld is becoming seduced by the Dark Side...

*Ancient Art of Strangling

As great and powerful as all those techniques are, I prefer the "finger on the button" move myself.

Coffee hand is the most effective technique.

Hey! I believe I was the one who first posted this, in this thread.

Big Dog is correct, I saw that and instantly post the web site on my blog.
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So when is the big fight between big dog and susan for bragging rights will begin? and will there be any Rummy-Fu involved?

See this one. The tittles are still missing, but it is kung-fu.

This one does not need a tittle.

And the best is... see what Bush got in his hands.

Sorry, I posted twice, but this one was too good.

Bwahahahhaah thanks Amphitryon, if work is cancled tomarrow, I am going to photoshop up me some loveing. BTW do you like bush, or dislike bush it's kinda hard to follow you Amphitryon sometimes.

oh, and I like Bush, but I want Rummy/Rice in 08, I think they would be a cute couple no?

I like Bush, I am a supporter of the war too, and I like Rumsfeld. They remind me of the drawings of Norman Rockwell, with courage and integrity.

About 2008, I think that Rice and Rumsfeld would be a good couple, but we still have to see about Rumsfeld health. He is getting quite old, but he would be a good adviser to Rice. We must find him a quiet work. Not too busy, not too forgotten.

Monster Kabasue, if you like Bush, you should see this video.

Recommended, without limitation.
This one is good also.

This one is funny too:
"Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it." —Jay Leno

Great photos of the Master, Frank!... I keep looking for the piano~wire garrotte and still cannot find it!

Dude! Do I see an In My World with illustrations in the future?! Does Frank photoshop?

Notice the Puppy Blender pretends he doesn't read your site. As if he thinks we'll believe he saw the link elsewhere.
The nerve of some people.