first. and that man is NOT my friend. **cringes** He scares me. **sics the REAL army without little bobbles on their hats on the canadian pansy** TAKE THAT, CANADA!!!!

Date stamp 1942. Yep, it's been aboot that long since them Canadians had a lick a sense between the lot of em. Why haven't we annexed those moral midgets yet? They're misusing valuable resources that could be used in our eternal fight for human rights around the world.

Instead of trying to prevent their army from going bankrupt, they install free healthcare, which prompts them to go to the emergency room every time they get a papercut. Cause why the hell not? It's free!

They are growing marijuana on an unprecedented scale. Some of that mary jane will most likely find its way into America. If a murderer faces the death penalty in the United States, and flees to Canada, Canada will not extradite him. Which reminds me. If you don't think you should eat the Mexican food in Mexico, you definately shouldn't eat the Mexican food in Canada. I was shooting out stuff in colors I haven't even seen before.

I'll let you people in on a little sercet from Canada, never f**k with a man who has a tassel on his hat. If he's man enough to have one, you don't want to f**k around or you'll be laying around, get it.

Is there some freaky trackback regulation that only lets you be displayed if you pay for your blog? Wah.

I swear, I am not drunk!

(yet)

Dagnabbit! Am I the only one in the world who isn't crazy? I met this anarchist last night at a bar, how can someone be so stupid? So, I punched him in the face and kicked him in the gut till he puked. I told him he couldn't call the police because, hey, that's government and you're an anarchist who just got their ass kicked. Does anyone else hate anarchists?
Oh yeah, thanks for Alanis Morissette, Canada! Stupid angst ridden whiny Kanuck.

Alanis = angst ridden? Wow, alot must have changed since the last time I saw her on TV. And let's all thank the Lord that it's been a long time since I saw her on TV.

On the Saudi Arabian visas. Does it say anything about drunk Jewish women without male escorts who want to ride a motorcycles in a bikini?

You know, that picture is almost as scary as the "Mutant cat in the bathtub" shot Frank put up a few weeks back.

Separated at birth, perhaps?

The thought of a heavily armed Marine coming at me out of the blue with a wild, fearless look in his eyes can be classified as scary (another reason I'm glad to be a US citizen....). Canada, on the other hand cannot afford to even paint their soldiers, let alone arm tbem to the teeth. But they at least still recognize the need to be scary. Their methods are ingenuitive and unusual, but as history has shown, ineffective. However they still get invited to various skirmishes and mini-wars, as they have proven themselves to be valuable on the battlefield; there is nothing like a good, hearty laugh at a bunch of complete dorks to keep the mood light while mowing down crowds of foreigners with your .50 cal.

Oh, and I really dig the tag around his neck that marks him as 'Canadian'. Are those still a part of the Canadian regulation battle dress uniforms?

Suppose a Goyim gets swacked on Mogen David wine? Is that a _double_ immigration violation in Saudi Arabia?

My favorit

"If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words"

so true, so true, damn them blasted penciles

I liked number ten.
Though I'm not a gun owner myself (I used to be really good at sneaking up on people without being seen or heard and steel just goes better with that) but I don't really mind if other people have guns.
If people have guns, they can defend themselves. If they do something stupid, however, I reserve the right to club them into not doing stupid things. That particular right predates the Constitution.

Heh. My favorite was the comment about the guns to the effect that citizens armed with handguns would have no chance of standing up against even a modern police force, let alone the military. WTF? We are SOOOO much better armed than our local police force that it is kind of sad. I don't think that person is aware of our enthusiasm for weaponry. I'm ready in case them bears start ridin' in APCs and try to sneak up on me in the dark.

Yeah, I think gun enthusiasm is purely an american thing.... EUnuchs just seem to be afraid of them. Wimps.

SwampWoman:

Yes, I keep encountering these people who think rebels with pistols will engage in frontal assaults on tanks so rebellion is impossible against a modern military/police force.

Um... right. O_O;;

What suprises me the most about that poster is that Canada would use Steve Buscemi as their poster boy for a proud military.

Thank you Frank for reminding me that our country once had one of the greatest armies in the world.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

As Canada was settled by quite a few people of Scots decent it's pretty obvuis that a lot of our military units would use a lot of the traditions from there e.g. the bagpipes,that pom pommmed beret and in some units,kilts. Most military uniforms do look a little uh dated many decades later but I assure you,you'd not want to have met these guys over the business end of a Lee-Enfield with bayonet. As a side note, my Dad had a picture of him and four friends sitting in the back of a small fishing troller just before they all shipped out. He's the only one to return.

"What suprises me the most about that poster is that Canada would use Steve Buscemi as their poster boy for a proud military."

Uh, hey Cpt. Dysentery, I gotta disagree with you on that one, I think I know where Yahoo Serious up and disappeared to now....

Hmmm.....

>Laurence Simon

I am drunk.... hmmmmmm.

I do have one retort you can use to the people who use the neo-historical argument that "it's just a historical fallacy that citizens had guns":

If the Founding Fathers didn't have guns, who shot all the British?

JV: Actually, I've been developing a theory that it was really a bunch of moose in colonist-costumes that shot all the british. ;)

Quick, somebody send Frank some hate E-mail so he'll have something to write about! I would, but I've already sent out my quota of crank E-mail for the day....

heh, I already did on friday. :P I think he's really just not blogging much today.

LOL n00b - I've been trying to figure out those blurry shapes in my ancestors picture album for ages :-p

I have other writing projects, and that's what the weekend is for.

Whoops! I need to prepare my post for tomorrow and maybe start a very special IMW for Wednesday.

Frank:

You have.... other... projets???? Unbelievable! I simply refuse to believe that you have no life other than IMAO!

Ok.... so I realize I shouldn't have made a joke on your turf. I'm sorry. Please forgive me, and more importantly, don't sue me.

I've always wanted to be an American so let's get this invasion rolling people!! Start with Alberta first - we're closer to being Americans then the rest of them.