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March 04, 2004
Salute to John Kerry
Posted by Frank J. at 08:11 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

I just realized I never congratulated Kerry for sealing up the Democrat nomination for president, so here it goes:

Welcome to the jungle, baby... NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!

I'll have to make a list of possible running mates for him. Maybe next week because I have an In My World™ idea about current events for tomorrow (don't expect it early in the morning, 'cause I'm sleeping in).

Later foo's.

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21 Responses To "Salute to John Kerry"

John Kerry: Blaming America FIRST since 1971

#1 - Posted by: Jane on March 4, 2004 08:34 AM

Kerry and Clinton '04

We've got the issues covered!

#2 - Posted by: El Jefe on March 4, 2004 08:40 AM

I thought his hair was his running mate.

#3 - Posted by: LibertyBob on March 4, 2004 08:50 AM

Careful Frank, John F-ing Kerry has a history of lobbing things over fences...and gathering with large groups of hippies. If he turns his wrath on you, we would fear for your safety. Well, not really, but be careful...you know one of those hippies may try to use a gun..no I guess THAT couldnt happen either, could it?

I heard that guns won't function for hippies. Is that true Frank? If so is it because of the way hippies smell?

#4 - Posted by: Dutch on March 4, 2004 09:22 AM

That IMW better be as good as the last one.... o_O

#5 - Posted by: n00b on March 4, 2004 10:17 AM

STUPID TRACKBACK!!!!!!!!!

Well, I managed to figure the trackback system out. The problem is that I pinged the wrong post. X_X So, there should be a trackback for this post about the limey one.... So you might want to delete it.

#6 - Posted by: n00b on March 4, 2004 10:30 AM

"lobbing things over fences...and gathering with large groups of hippies"

Well that seems convienient...we'll just wait untill he lobs something over a fence and then just lob something back at him...hopefully the hippies will be close...

#7 - Posted by: MMW on March 4, 2004 11:38 AM

I don't think Kerry can win. He's at best, a communist, at worst, a traitor. If he does win, he may be the Antichrist.

#8 - Posted by: Marc on March 4, 2004 12:48 PM

John Kerry: He fought in Vietnam. You guess which side.

#9 - Posted by: Roger Glass on March 4, 2004 01:06 PM

Hes FRENCH!!! Kerry is FRENCH!! with that information out, it is now inevitable for him to live up to his weasely-ness and surrender before November, like all his bast-aired frensh surrender monkey countrymen!!!

But not before he steals something to throw at Frank.

#10 - Posted by: Dutch on March 4, 2004 01:08 PM

Roger..uhhh...the hippies side? Did I win?

#11 - Posted by: Dutch on March 4, 2004 01:16 PM

It's important to let Kerry speak for himself. Then point and laugh as needed.
Remember, the whole democratic selection process isn't over. There's still time for them do something goofy.

#12 - Posted by: LibertyBob on March 4, 2004 01:48 PM

Interestingly, a couple of days ago at my Highschool, they set up voting booths to find out which Democratic candidate is most popular among the students.

Even more interestingly, Al Sharpton won.

Everyone who voted got a paper displaying a relatively small amount of (probably biased) information about the different Democratic candidates. What pisses me off is that you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that well over half of the kids in my school probably didn't know jack shit about any of these candidates before they got that piece of paper. They either think that the mainstream press is state-controled right-wing propaganda, and instead limit themselves to PunkVoter.com and MoveOn.org, or they just don't watch/read the news period and instead let Hollywood personalities and Michael Moore tell them who's good and who's bad.

And later that day, one of the guys I hang out with said something to the effect of "Dude, we should let Clinton run again." And these are the same people who call Bush Facist! I don't care how fucking popular the candidate is, being in office for longer than everyone else is allowed to be in is essentially stealing power (from the people), and the thought of having a "Democratic Dictatorship" under Clinton would make me move right out of here.

Our nation's youth needs to learn that just because a news source isn't owned by a corporation doesn't mean that it's any less biased that the ones that are corporate. They just can't afford to purchase their own TV station is the difference.

#13 - Posted by: Mob_Triggerman on March 4, 2004 04:16 PM

“PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA: Conservative columnist Tom Barrett announced today that he has joined the long list of people who have endorsed Multi-Billionaire Senator John Forbes Kerry to become the Democratic nominee for president. The majority of those who have endorsed Kerry are Democrats seeking to gain Kerry’s favor with a man they hope will grant them political favors if he is elected. Barrett, a staunch Conservative, was asked why he had made his endorsement of Kerry, the ultimate left-wing Liberal. ‘I believe he is the easiest candidate for George Bush to beat,’ answered Barrett.”

That quote kind of sums up my opnion too. I think I`ll endorse Kerry for the dimocrap candidate also. Bush`ll mop the floor up with him.

#14 - Posted by: joatmoaf on March 4, 2004 05:11 PM

Triggerman, you should tell the people who want to throw out the 22nd ammendment that it would give rise to a political ruling class, much like that in Congress. In Egypt, and Syria, they have "elections," but Sadat in Egypt has ruled for 20 yrs under emergancy law, and Bashher(?) in Syria was "elected" president after his father who also just happened to be president also. Personally, I am of the opinion that there should be term limits on congress too.

#15 - Posted by: Mr. Madison on March 4, 2004 05:17 PM

Sorry to break it to you, Mr. Madison, but Sadat has been dead for a number of years. Even in Egypt, they don't let corpses run things.

#16 - Posted by: Chris Smith on March 4, 2004 06:33 PM

Sorry. I don't keep up with the Middle East dictators too much. I didin't realize that he had died.

#17 - Posted by: Mr. Madison on March 4, 2004 07:16 PM

It wasn't Sadat that I was thinking of. It's Murbak or however his name is spelled, declared a state of emergency after Sadat's assassination and has been able to go on since without holding elections

#18 - Posted by: Mr. Madison on March 4, 2004 07:25 PM

9-11 never happened is the new Democratic slogan. That's the reason Bin Laden wants the Democrats to win. This is the reason Bush is going to be reelected. Democrats do not have an answer to the fact that America's enemies want Bush to lose. Bin Laden, Saddam, Taliban, Iran, Arafat, Hamas, Hezbolla, Jihadis and Arab dictators all want Kerry to win. Bush has utterly devastated them. They know they'll get more of the same if he's reelected. That's the simple truth. Look at the oil price. The OPEC and its band of assorted tyrants and enemies of America is keeping it artificially high to make sure the economy and the labor market do not recover. Just to anger the voters not to vote for Georgie the Tyrant Killer. To my surprise some democratic voters are falling in their trap. Who elects the president of the US, Americans or America's enemies? A vote for Kerry is a vote for the enemy.

#19 - Posted by: Ricky Vandal on March 4, 2004 10:49 PM

I have it on good authority that J Kerry likes monkeys. Also, when they set up those photo ops for him to kiss babies, both he and the babies need to be sedated for their mutual protection.

#20 - Posted by: krakatoa on March 4, 2004 11:53 PM

Allah liked my Bush ad:

On September 11th, 2001, 2900 of our countrymen perished in a vicious attack on our nation. In response we have liberated 29 million humans from tyranny. That's ten thousand men, women and children freed in honor of each lost American. This is my policy and I'm sticking to it.

#21 - Posted by: Commrade Jane the Rock Lover on March 5, 2004 08:51 AM
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