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March 04, 2004
Preview for the Next Episode of... The Limey!
The Limey has responded back with full limey rage in his longest letter yet, and now threatens to block all future e-mails from American Frank. Is this the end for The Limey? Tune in tomorrow to find out. UPDATE: Here's a preview of his e-mail: Fascist McFascist - he doesn't exist. The sooner you come to terms with that the better! 74 Responses To "Preview for the Next Episode of... The Limey!"
Official Internet-War Rules dictate that whomever blocks E-mails and/or messages (also known as Francing An Argument) loses the war, and is hereby ordered to bust his/her modem up into tiny little pieces and eat it for breakfast. Boo-Yaaaa #1 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts at Midnight on March 4, 2004 12:51 PMOkay Frank, your mission should you choose to accept it, is to entice the limey into continuing to send more of his incredibly obtuse meanderings. You can't stop now. THE LIMEY, is just too funny. #2 - Posted by: Frunobulax on March 4, 2004 12:53 PMWhen can I order my, "I Survived The IMAO Limey War" tee shirt? #3 - Posted by: Frunobulax on March 4, 2004 12:57 PMOf course now that you have your own pet limey, when can you get a pet frog? See i keep stepping on and crushing all mine. Its too fun not to do but so disapointng when you can't find more... #4 - Posted by: Jack on March 4, 2004 01:04 PMSome potential titles for a series of books not entirely unlike the Mack Bolan series. ("The Executioner," to you young 'uns.) IMAO: The Limey Files There's no way to tell for sure (at least not until Frank posts the latest Limey missive) but my suspicion is that he finally stopped by IMAO for a second look at Frank's site and was appropriately shocked and dismayed by what he discovered. I'm sure it's fairly unpleasant to suddenly learn that your "opponent" is someone much smarter than you who's just been stringing you along as a gag. It's probably even worse to discover he's been sharing it with tens of thousands of readers. I'm not saying we should feel bad for him ... the guy is an unmitigated bastard of the first order and deserves every second of his humiliation. But his discovery of what Frank's been up to is almost certain to end the e-mails.
Frank J as the LIMEYNATOR #7 - Posted by: on March 4, 2004 01:18 PMHe's not gonna block his e-mail. His type never do. Hell, he probably won't be able to figure out how to. He'll probably just try to ignore you, which means it's time to post his e-mail address... #8 - Posted by: SpamInciter on March 4, 2004 01:21 PMNext on FOX.... 'When Liberal Limeys Attack!' #10 - Posted by: SpaceMonkey on March 4, 2004 01:52 PMThe LibertyBob Psychic Department foresees the possibility of t-shirts of a "Know Thy Enemy: The Limey" nature. Hey Frank, If you own your own domain, you could drag this out pretty much forever :) #12 - Posted by: Jim G. on March 4, 2004 01:53 PMI believe that e-mail disclosure would be the way to go if the limey blocks future e-mails. Let's hope it could actually get into the "prequals" #13 - Posted by: Pumpk!nHead on March 4, 2004 01:53 PMTHIS JUST IN!!!! Investigators from Scotland Yard, called to the US Consulate in Great Britain found the following written on the bathroom wall of the US Ambassador to Great Britain: Here I sit
I think you should send Limey an IMAO t-shirt since he is such an expert on terrorists he would appreciate it. #15 - Posted by: The Meatriarchy on March 4, 2004 02:24 PMTrue story: my BIL was visiting the Rock of Gibralter and some monkey came along and stole his Jaffa caskes. I'll bet anything that the Limey trained that monkey!!!!! Selfish bastich. MonkeyPants I'm beginning to wonder. Is the Limey merely sparring with Frank J, knowing that Frank's responses are in jest, or is he taking Frank's responses seriously. If so, that doesn't speak too well for the UK's education system. Frank's update about the nonexistance of Fascist McFascist doesn't help Limey's case. #17 - Posted by: Rob on March 4, 2004 03:43 PMFascist McFascist does exist. I leave cookies and milk out for him every Fascist Day Eve, and on Facist Day morning they are gone. EXPLAIN THAT LIMEY!!! #18 - Posted by: Greg on March 4, 2004 04:14 PMYou should make a shirt that looks like a recruitment poster and says "Help Defeat Fascist McFascist! It's Everyone's Duty!" or something like that and have a menacing mustachioed fellow on the front. #20 - Posted by: Ross on March 4, 2004 04:15 PMah so he wants to get the last word... #21 - Posted by: on March 4, 2004 04:17 PM"Frank J as the LIMEYNATOR" There ya go! This opens up a whole new possibility for a new movie poster to be included in the next thrilling episode of "the Limey"! /me envisions the photoshopping of Frnak's face onto Ahnuld's bulky bod. Could even make for a whole new line of t-shirts! #22 - Posted by: Revandryn on March 4, 2004 04:19 PMRottsoruck: sorry, those aren't limeys, they are Dukies, as any ACC basketball fan (not from Duke) can tell you. Also quoted on "The Simpsons" when the skater-dude was teaching Bart how to speak the proper lingo -- one does not need to "use the restroom", one needs to go "blast a Dukie" Regardless, I can't wait for the next installment of Frank and the Limey... Evil Midnight Poster: I believe you are quite correct on the Internet War rules, but unfortunately the limey is likely to find that irrelevant and weasel out anyway. #23 - Posted by: Maddog on March 4, 2004 04:22 PMI want a Fascist McFascist Tee Shirt! Puh-Leeeeeeze! I'll make your bed for a month! (worked for my sister anyway.) #25 - Posted by: Jewels~of~the~Jungle on March 4, 2004 04:38 PMFascist McFascist doesn't exist? Say it ain't so, Frank! Now you're going to tell me that Chomps, Rummy, Robo-Paton, and Buck the Marine are but a figment of your overactive immagination? My world is about to shatter here. Oh, the agony! And I've kept coming, reading, seeing you as a beacon of hope and truth. Now this betrayal. I'm going to blame my killing spree all on the Limey. Curse him for ripping the scales from my eyes! #26 - Posted by: Lyana on March 4, 2004 04:46 PMI can't wait for the next one, but more than that I can't wait for end when Frank finally posts the limeyest of email addressed. pleeaaseee say that you will post it. and do share your diabolical plans as soon as possible hehehehee..... I can't wait. Try to appease him just enough to keep him writing though... it would really be a shame for him to block you. ;) #28 - Posted by: n00b on March 4, 2004 05:41 PMJust got my Know Thy Enemy T-shirt, this is one very nice T-shirt lot better quality than I am use to.(I’m a cheap bastard) I have to say I’m very pleased with my contribution to the Make Frank J Rich and Famous Fund. So Frank when is the next IMAO t-shirt coming out? #29 - Posted by: Rip_Rip on March 4, 2004 05:50 PMMaddog, That little rhyme has been around in many forms and references. The ACC has no copyright. Plus, we're not looking to offend any God-fearin', gun totin' 'Merkuns, just Limeys. All I did was transcribe the press release #30 - Posted by: RottsoRuck on March 4, 2004 05:53 PMWhy don't you give the Limey a taste of some of the medicine someone else gave you, and sign him up for the e-mail lists of every conservative organization and blog with a mailing list? Oh, and Scrappleface too, maybe more exposure to humor will help him learn to recognize it when he sees it. #31 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on March 4, 2004 06:19 PMFrank I really have to know if Limey actually went out researching to find out if Facist McFascist was a real person. #32 - Posted by: jhar on March 4, 2004 06:27 PMLibertyBob: Maybe he has Limeys. #33 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on March 4, 2004 06:35 PMI'm guessing he did a Google search to prove me wrong. #34 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 4, 2004 06:53 PMI still can't get over the fact that he thinks there is someone out there who believes in a Fascist McFascist. I mean, when I saw that the first time, I died laughing. I thought that surely this guy would figure out he was being made fun of. "Fascist McFascist - he doesn't exist. The sooner you come to terms with that the better!" What?! Fascist McFascist burned all my Apricot trees and used chemical weapons on my Apricot refineries. Now I'm broke and you're saying he doesn't exist? You sound just like Baghdad Bob! #36 - Posted by: Fellow Fascistanian on March 4, 2004 07:28 PMWow. Just... wow. Wait, if Fascist McFascist isn't real, then who is using the "We love to seig your heil!" advertising campaign? I am confused and perturbed. #37 - Posted by: Flakbait on March 4, 2004 08:07 PMIf only Rachel Corrie had lived and met Limey. Can you imagine their children? #38 - Posted by: Roger Glass on March 4, 2004 10:11 PMI know, I know. Nobody puts limes on a pancake. #39 - Posted by: Roger Glass on March 4, 2004 10:18 PMYeah,Yeah,Yeah, Frank post his email addy. I want to bitchslap this faggot around too. Through the email of course.....in all actuality I wouldn't physically touch the no bath, lice infested scumbag of a hippy for nuttin'. #40 - Posted by: Sticky B on March 4, 2004 11:03 PMFrank: Admit it: You invented the Limey. You MUST have, because nobody that stupid can use a computer. I still bust out laughing when I read "Fascist McFascist". #41 - Posted by: Martin on March 4, 2004 11:18 PMWow, the limey is about as sharp as a pile of wet hair isn't he? I'm real I tell ye... don't make me wop ye wit me pot o' gold! My little greenshirts will rise up and goosestep all over your unlucky charms, you who dare deny my existence! I'm of half a mind to take me 4 leaf clover and stick it right up Mr Limey's rainbow tunnel! He will pay for his impudence! #43 - Posted by: Fascist McFascist on March 4, 2004 11:37 PMFrank could always hire the limey...but then that would be supporting crazy commie-liberals, which is treasonous and punishable by savage monkey beatings. If the Limey leaves, you'd have to go to democratic underground to get another person that crazy. #44 - Posted by: Haagus on March 5, 2004 01:11 AMThis fellow-countryman of mine is indeed madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last years "Mr. Madman" competition. #45 - Posted by: Bugbear on March 5, 2004 03:34 AMDear Limey- Whenever a large child picks on a smaller child, thats Fascist McFascist. Whenever a redneck burns a cross in the yard of a minority family, thats Fascist McFascist. Whenever Hamas swears to push the joooo's into the sea, thats Fascist McFascist. So Limey, you think about Fascist McFascist, and you tell all of your Limey friends that yes, there IS a Fascist McFascist. And I for one, would like to nuke him. #46 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts at Midnight on March 5, 2004 07:49 AMDadgummit, when are we getting the next email? I don't want to wait any longer! #47 - Posted by: meep on March 5, 2004 09:40 AM>You should make a shirt that looks like a Hey Ross, People will be compelled to stare at the face and wonder "Hmmmm...who IS that?" until it suddenly dawns on them that it is the face of the smarted woman in the world...
Wake up Frank!!!!! Frank - Maybe you could develop Fascist McFascist as one of your supervillains, and Limey (Tony Pentin, even) can be his secret identity? #50 - Posted by: Roger Glass on March 5, 2004 10:03 AMThat Fascist McFascist t-shirt? Put Joe Stalin's mug on it. That'd REALLY make the reactionary leftist's heads explode. MonkeyPants Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua #59 - Posted by: Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua on May 19, 2004 01:17 AMOpen your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua #60 - Posted by: Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua on May 20, 2004 06:48 PMFast Automatic Exchange PayPal, e-gold, e-Bullion, EvoCash Fast Automatic Exchange PayPal, e-gold, e-Bullion, EvoCash Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua #65 - Posted by: Open your mind - http://eldorado.com.ua on May 27, 2004 07:21 PMWe offer a wide variety of efficient and cost effective drug tests, detox products, pregnancy tests and other medical tests. http://www.docself.com #66 - Posted by: Drug Tests on July 1, 2004 05:46 AMLas piezas de mi adversario se mueven muy lentamente por el tablero preparando un ataque que, cuando llegue, será tan irresistible como repentino #67 - Posted by: Butalbital on September 10, 2004 05:04 AMVery nice and useful site. I wish you good luck! #70 - Posted by: free pc games on October 14, 2004 05:35 PMI'm so glad I found this site. I will tell others about it. Mortgage Calculator from a Florida Mortgage Company #71 - Posted by: Anthony on October 25, 2004 06:13 PMPost a comment
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