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March 10, 2004
With a VP Like This, You Don't Even Need IMAO
Posted by Frank J. at 01:48 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

Cheney funny.

(Thanks to Orion for pointing me to this.)

Rating: 3.2/5 (7 votes cast)

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20 Responses To "With a VP Like This, You Don't Even Need IMAO"

No, we still need IMAO....like I need crack, even though alchohol is ok, crack is just the best

#1 - Posted by: rasta on March 10, 2004 01:59 PM

*NOTE* That last post was not to encourage any kids to do crack. It was simply a comparison.

#2 - Posted by: rasta on March 10, 2004 02:00 PM

I read this the other day....too funny! To bad the dimocrats won't appreciate it since they have no sense of humor, in fact this might just qualify as "hate speech".

#3 - Posted by: jonag on March 10, 2004 02:15 PM

lmao! Cheney funny!

#4 - Posted by: Taron W on March 10, 2004 02:42 PM

Minor problem:

He has no Rumsfeld Strangler. No Buck the Marine. No Chomps. Cheney needs to work on his team if he expects to draw anyone away from here.

#5 - Posted by: Russ on March 10, 2004 02:51 PM

You think there's any chance Chaney has been secretly reading IMAO since you began the In My Worlds?

#6 - Posted by: on March 10, 2004 03:26 PM

cheney is frank. Frank is cheney.

#7 - Posted by: rasta on March 10, 2004 03:50 PM

If Cheney's the funny one, while do some many liberals laugh at Bush?

#8 - Posted by: LibertyBob on March 10, 2004 05:39 PM

I read that the other day too, but I was convinced it was a parody. Chenney really said all of that???

#9 - Posted by: Clancy on March 10, 2004 07:13 PM

I agree with Clancy. I believed the Janet Reno quote :"A cultist is one who has a strong belief in the Bible and the Second Coming of Christ; who frequently attends Bible studies; who has a high level of financial giving to a Christian cause; who home schools for their children; who has accumulated survival foods and has a strong belief in the Second Amendment; and who distrusts big government.

Any of these may qualify a person as a cultist but certainly more than one of these would cause us to look at this person as a threat, and his family as being in a risk situation that qualified for government interference." But it's an internet hoax.

Until Frank promises to produce monkies flying outta his butt if it's not really true, I remain uncertain.

#10 - Posted by: Paul on March 10, 2004 07:56 PM

wait, what?!?

#11 - Posted by: on March 10, 2004 08:17 PM

I saw that earlier this week, isn't he a hoot!? I died laughing when he did that bit about Kerry having Weapons of Mass Destruction hidden in his forehead! I'll never be able to look at Johnny Vietnam the same way again! LOL!

#12 - Posted by: Jewels~of~the~Jungle on March 10, 2004 09:09 PM

oh, BTW guys, yea, he really said that stuff. He was at one of those goofy casual dinner event things. I forget what it was exactly, but anyway, yea, he said it. (or at least, he repeated what his staff writers wrote for him. Hey! Maybe Frank is one of Cheney's staff writers! I *knew* it! Frank, how come you never told us??!)

#13 - Posted by: Jewels~of~the~Jungle on March 10, 2004 09:12 PM

Who ever said that we needed IMAO?!

#14 - Posted by: Bill on March 10, 2004 09:31 PM

but what if YOU told HIM what to say? that would be good...

#15 - Posted by: jason on March 10, 2004 09:57 PM

Hehe.. Cheney...

The Onion is running a picture of Cheney Closelining an Aide.

http://www.theonion.com/

#16 - Posted by: Eldarblood on March 10, 2004 10:36 PM

Ah, come on Frank. Fess up!

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